Saturday, July 4th 2009

This Bitch Knows How To Party

The police officers in Torrington, CT are a bunch of fun killers. 41-year-old Mindy Lomento was just trying to get her dick on when the police showed up to break up the fucking fuck fun. Yeah, Mindy was doing it in the woods where everyone could see, but what was a bitch supposed to do? By the looks of her meth face, you know she probably smoked up all her motel money, so she had no choice! Besides, Mother Nature created the woods just so nasty whores could do sex in there. The truth.

Mindy is a freak, because homegirl was caught with two dudes: 34-year-old Gregory WANKlin (the surprised piece in the red t-shirt below) and 24-year-old David Perry (the shirtless hunk below). The bitch who called 911 said they witnessed Mindy doing sex stuff with David Perry. When the cops showed up, they caught Gregory's dick in Mindy's coochie jar. They were all arrested for public indecency.

Even though the police are not right, I'm happy Mindy was arrested, because now the world has this beautiful mug shot. It's obvious why all the peens in the yard want to hit it. They just can't get enough of Mindy's orgasm face. And I have a feeling that Mindy's O face is the same as her OD face. Bitch is my kind.

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Posted by: Michael K


i read the newspaper from that town and even worse than in the woods- it actually happened on a car at a dealership!

Ill be tuning in to maury in 9 months, cuz i cant wait to watch the paternity episode where she calims she is 1,000% sure he is the father!!!

save some time- you are NOT the father!

Sayonara's picture

Submitted by blaaaake on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 1:56pm.

damn, guys will really stick their dicks in anything...
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Yeah but take a look at the guys.

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Haha, yes! I was born in Torrington. Charlotte Hungerford Hospital represent! I only lived there until I was six, but both of my parents' families are from there originally. And no, quaint New England town it is not...

I grew up in Montpelier, VT so I consider that my hometown. It's definitely prettier...

blaaaake's picture

damn, guys will really stick their dicks in anything...

madam ex's picture

Oh dear lord, alcohol and drugs are a muthafuker.

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juni's picture

Let's hope that a baby doesn't result from those sexy times. It won't stand a chance.

skidmarx's picture

Imagining any of this winners having sex is enough to give me the dry heeves. If that woman can get a man to come near her, the phrase "There's a lid for every pot" must be true.

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burnieblue's picture

The shirtless guy is 24? Are you serious? WOW!

MrPossumsMama's picture

Wow - Mindy looks great for 40. She's no stranger to CT law enforcement:
http://www.jud2.ct.gov/crdockets/SearchByDefDisp.aspx

MizRo's picture

Addicts will do anything, anywhere, to anyone, for drugs.

I feel sorry for this woman: she obviously needs help.

Aphid's picture

I can't believe this woman and I are the same age. Meth: it does a body gooood.

Hope all you slutz had a happy 4th! xoxox

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Submitted by sparkle586 on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 10:21am.

Exactly what I was thinking!!!

Plecostomus's picture

Poor, unfortunate soul.

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Sensimina's picture

Oh my god, she just wanted a couple hits off the pipe, give the bitch a break. Srsly.

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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

If I had a dick, I would love it far too much to put it inside that.

Manimal5's picture

Maybe the cops just saved another port a potty baby.

Snoogle's picture

I just feel bad for all involved. What a sad existence this must be.

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tinkuy's picture

Torrington is no quaint New England town. It's a rundown former factory city.

Her hair is a mess because it's been raining in CT almost every day for the past month or more.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 9:28am.

She looks like a STD pez dispenser.

What the fuck happened to her eyes?
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Submitted by speakit on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 7:58pm

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Okay, now that's funny.

I'm not with the LEO anymore though.

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EvilShoe's picture

She looks like a STD pez dispenser.

What the fuck happened to her eyes?

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kittycatastrophe's picture

Typical "junkie behavior";the most pathetic part is that whenever she gets out of jail she'll probably pick up right where she left off. She was probably banging those dudes for "hits" instead of cash because they don't look like they had money.

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C.D.'s picture

I want to laugh...but I just feel sorry for them(mostly her). Have I grown up???

TheBreakdown's picture

This is straight up sextortion!!!

Shame on those cops for busting up her meth fuckery!!!

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Green Is Good's picture

Ugh. Between the gross hot dog stuffing face above and this greasy looking chick, I'll be skipping food for the rest of day!

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This is proof that a dude will fuck anything.

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Mrs.TimDaly's picture

I like David Perry's eyebrows; they are rather lyrical.

I dont understand why someone calls the police,

when he sees a couple (or a trio) doing the boogie in a forest ?
that woman must have serious issues!!!

why not leave them do what they want?

If there is no issue with a woman(or a man) not consenting to participate,
WHY call the cops,

and WHY do cops even GO there ? dont they have more serious stuff to do? ??
Its crazy!

In the same manner they should ban and arrest ANIMALS having sex,
because its a public space...!!!
THE WHOLE EARTH is a PUBLIC space! IDIOTS,!!

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Khensu Hetep's picture

Mwahahahahhaa, it looks like they're all making their sex faces.

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What are you going to do, suck me to death?

NaNoop's picture

I sure hope there was some rubbers involved in all this nastiness.
STD's....baby-daddy mommy-crackhead drama....none of it would be good.
I need Clorox for my brain.

NaNoop's picture

Damn, now there's a first for everything. She looks like the first person I can think of who might just be too skanky for even the skeeters to bite.
Ticks, too.

dolledup's picture

@Submitted by lizzieb
I know gross eh?
I want a bath

Khensu Hetep's picture

As if the poison ivy and mosquitos biting your naked ass isn't bad enough?

I'm not judging anyone, but for me, fucking in the woods just seems like such a mood killer.

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What are you going to do, suck me to death?

lizzieb's picture

That shirtless bloke is never 24. Just say no eh?

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WHO would call 911 just because they saw people having sex in the woods????

Hard to believe these freaks where once cute babies. How the hell do people get so whacked out?

shandiRW's picture

the surprised piece in the red t-shirt below
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why so suprised?! YOUR A FUCKING cRAckHEAD! sorry not trying to type like kayne or a carckhead, but my keyboard is fucked at times

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Manimal5's picture

Mindy was having her own hot dog eating contest...she lost.

Chirio's picture

the guy on that second pic...says it all...

Coma Caca!!

P.T.Bull's picture

I know its my dark side that I have put behind me, but I'm thinking after a few beers she might not be looking too bad... Ah, to be young again!

Can I just ask about the color balance of the pix? Did they use incandescent on the guys and flash on her?

Lindsay! Caught cheating again? And this time with one of the "coloreds"? Cute!

Seriously, this post made my stomach turn. If the cops hadn't witnessed this fuckery themselves, I might have thought someone with a rape conviction or two had a lawyer set this up to keep him from getting the 3rd strike, life-in-the-slammer conviction.

But this has "Ghoasst of The Future, LiHo Edition" written all over it.

She never should have starred in "Chapter 27", because that shit pissed someone off, big time.

El_Lay_Woman's picture

I just threw up in my mouth.....nasty nasty nasty.

MissJaneTexas's picture

MK, this whole post was pure win. Hilarious. I am crying over here. lol

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Just how much abuse can the poor creatures in the woods stand? Isn't this considered cruelty to animals? Where the hell is PETA???

shandiRW's picture

DAYUM! frea-KAY! oh well, she had to get her crackhead on somewhere!

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