Jon & Kate Spend Independence Day Together
Jon and Kate kept their hate for each other on the down low yesterday as they celebrated the Fourth of July with their kiddies. Jon's peen was probably lit up like a sparkler the entire time, because it knew it would go home to its own bed where Kate Gosselin's grouchy possum hair wouldn't hiss at it in the middle of the night. Indepenis Day for John!
The day ended without The Kool-Aid Man Jon throwing a firecracker at the rabid beast on Kate's head, so they are making progress! Kate must have sedated her possum head, because the raggedy mammals didn't run up the stairs while the fireworks are going off. You know how animals get around that shit!
And you're probably wondering why the hell they are doing fireworks in the daytime? Um, how are the paps going to get clear shots of their asses if God's bright spotlight isn't on them? Durr.
I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profile was found on the famous free dating site for the cougar and young
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Me too! The Kool Aid man. LMFAO.
I am sitting here with tears down my face at the Kool Aid Man! Jon really does look like the KAM, and I never realized it 'til MK pointed it out. ROFLMAO~!
I just saw a rerun of their show and it was 4th of July, last year I think. She said that they ALWAYS do fun things to celebrate the fourth and that they ALWAYS have a family picture taken. I emphasized the word because she emphasized it when she said it. I'm guessing they were being filmed, although I don't see any film crews hovering over them. Maybe they are actually going to act civil around the children. That would be great. So many divorcing couples are not able to do that.
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I also saw a woman with this gawdawful haircut this past weekend. I did a double take, but sure enough, it was the Gosselin. Gag.
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Hey, look . . . a couple of duds. The fireworks don't look that exciting either.
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I actually saw a woman with this haircut this weekend.
Tragic.
Did she ever take her wedding rings off? & did he ever wear one?
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Why did they not wait until dark? Of course the paps would not be able to document this la familia-esque moment.... duh
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
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they have all that fucking land yet Jon Kate Eight are always in the GD driveway!!! WHY?
They're smiling for the cameras, but you know they're both gleefully thinking about sticking a bottle rocket up the other's ass.
Are these people interesting or are people just watching because they are mesmerized by the boob toob?
I'd love to sneak up behind her with some hedge trimmers.
Looks like everyone's putting on a brave fake face.
HEY KOOL AID!
everytime i see jon i wanna do ignorant retarded things to him.. i cant be the only one.. he's like mini-bear... i just love him.... kate and her beaver ass head needs to step ooaf!!
think I will go over and see what the housewives in new york city are doing Jon and KIate neew a holiday especially Kate....who will do her job as mommy and caregiver 24 hours a day I know that in most relationships their is one person that is responsible.........I hope Kate is happy
and I thought they always went to Jon's hometown last year he spent his time yelling at her
Submitted by ewlulu on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:10am.
Funny how the kids are not even looking at the fireworks- in all the shots where there is something exploding they are looking elsewhere....
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After witnessing their parents' explosive outbursts, they're probably unimpressed with mere fireworks.
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Submitted by ewlulu on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:10am.
Funny how the kids are not even looking at the fireworks- in all the shots where there is something exploding they are looking elsewhere....
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In the Gosslein's defense (for whatever reason) kids tend to suck like that. It's part of the reason people "hate" them;p
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Funny how the kids are not even looking at the fireworks- in all the shots where there is something exploding they are looking elsewhere....
Good Lord, is Bitchy McSnipe actually SMILING?! Alert the media. Oh, wait....
@ Noelegy.. that trollop was tryin to steal my thundah.. these are facts!!! meow...
mmm.. that jon character puckerd up them slutty lips and it made me do all types of gymastics of the crotch..... damn you jon! i'll never forgive thee... owwww :)
A coworker (who is perfectly nice, incidentally) just got the "Kate" haircut. She opted out of the frosting, though.
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You'd think they could afford nicer lawn chairs than these gas station specials.
Who are these people seriously?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
i hope everyone had a happy and safe holiday 4th of july~ and i'm sure everyone still has that scar from fireworks since they were like 8 years old! mines on my knee, so maybe i could say it's just rugburn? thats how a real dlisted slut would do it. ;)
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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
that hair is dumb
i want jon to put it in me.. does that make me a bad person??
Wait wait wait wait wait... Is she (*gulps*) smiling???? Why isn't THAT the real story!!!???!!! I thought possums never smiled!!??!! I'm so confused. My life no longer has meaning.
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McNair lost his life to Osama's body double? WTF?
I'm sure Kate was thinking this the whole time: "Please let the firecracker set Jon on fire. Please let it. Please."
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that stupid, ugly "hairstyle" is just all kinds of WRONG...
Oh FFS! McNair was married with kids....a 20 year old GF was a bit beyond the pale....
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Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 11:14pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 11:07pm.
He had at least one DUI with gun in car that was resolved. To me, his biggest sin is he was still married and had 4 kids with his wife. If you must have a fling, man up and get divorced. Don't do both.
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The GF was telling people he was divorcing but there were no papers filed. And no one from his side has said...His house was up for sale tho...
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