Jon & Kate Spend Independence Day Together
Jon and Kate kept their hate for each other on the down low yesterday as they celebrated the Fourth of July with their kiddies. Jon's peen was probably lit up like a sparkler the entire time, because it knew it would go home to its own bed where Kate Gosselin's grouchy possum hair wouldn't hiss at it in the middle of the night. Indepenis Day for John!
The day ended without The Kool-Aid Man Jon throwing a firecracker at the rabid beast on Kate's head, so they are making progress! Kate must have sedated her possum head, because the raggedy mammals didn't run up the stairs while the fireworks are going off. You know how animals get around that shit!
And you're probably wondering why the hell they are doing fireworks in the daytime? Um, how are the paps going to get clear shots of their asses if God's bright spotlight isn't on them? Durr.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 11:07pm.
He had at least one DUI with gun in car that was resolved. To me, his biggest sin is he was still married and had 4 kids with his wife. If you must have a fling, man up and get divorced. Don't do both.
Actually, that Steve McNair story is pretty sad. I have a feeling that girl was certified. Either way, he wasn't gonna get off easy. It's pretty tragic.
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Submitted by lelu on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 8:05pm.
Fireworks are illegal in PA. You can buy them in PA, but you have to be from out of state(must show ID). Wonder how he got a hold of them?
Back in the day, there used to be mega roadside stands just over the border in Maryland. (Jon prolly had a TLC staffer drive down.)
Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 10:59pm.
The real shock with McNair is he had a good-guy image,
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Apparently (ooh, now I'm feeling like I should have screenshot it cuz I can't find it ANYWHERE already...mebbe someone else will) He was up on a gun charge, himself, at one time but now owned a registered gun. Which, I think, is not the gun used...
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What a difference a year makes. Just a year ago, Jon & Kate were enjoying family time at the beach with fireworks. After a year of media fireworks, what can you do for them today? http://tinyurl.com/q7vur5
The real shock with McNair is he had a good-guy image, like OJ did. A lot of fans are having trouble reconciling his image with the DUIs (some uncharged or resolved), young GF, and shooting.
That's why I said I hate to speculate, but the idea that's bothering me right now is a newly widowed woman has to tell her children their father died, and in her mind a million things are passing through. If he hadn't followed his dick instead of his vows, they would still have a father, wouldn't they? It's very possible she is not only dealing with the death of her husband but the revelation he was being unfaithful, and that it was all senseless. It's a tragedy for her.
If his wife was involved, that's a whole other story.
i don't think anyone deserves to get killed for getting ass. something is fishy about this whole mess... can't wait for 48 Hours Mystery to solve it.
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I thought they were off the press?!?
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"Stupid is forEVAH." ~~Ron White
So, if they aren't speaking to the press anymore, can they also stop being photographed? Seriously. And fireworks are boring as hell during the daytime.
And, I know I'm not part of this convo, but saying that being shot in the head by your jump-off is karma is a bit extreme. No one deserves to die like that.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
In the last pic, Jon seems to be taking Kate's diaphragm to be retreaded.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Just think. If guns were illegal it all might have ended with a couple of stiletto punctures to the head and chest and we could leave him and his bitches to work it out.
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If I had seen even one episode of that show I would not just hate myself I would never forgive myself. Just seeing her puke face in a picture is torture enough. Heaven help us.
No, TV, I didn't say he DESERVED to die, but it's hard for me to feel empathetic in those circumstances.
If I was out playing in the middle of traffic, I wouldn't expect people to OMG WHAT A TRAGEDY, when I became roadkill.
I feel for his wife and children.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 10:02pm.
It's interesting how Associated Press worded it. She refused to comment to the media after the police left "suicide" off the cause of death.
"[Cook] said she had no comment after the police called his death a homicide."
She thinks on her feet, that one.
Something very fishy is going on.
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 10:14pm.
So, everyone who's ever cheated on someone else deserves to die? Damn, NJ is gonna be a lonely place with just me occupying it.
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Is is wrong for a walrus like me to have a sugar baby? I've been wondering this for half an hour now, due to all the blasted spammers!
And on the topic of the recently deceased football player, perhaps we should let the man rest. Adultery is wrong and goes against the Bible, but we must not equate that with the ultimate sin of murder.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 10:05pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 10:01pm.
leave it to TV to make light of EVERYTHING.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at other people.
It always makes me feel better. Ha!
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 9:37pm.
OT: did anybody hear that footballer something McNair died. july is looking sunny.
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Yeah, I'm surprised we haven't heard about that yet
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don't forget, MK is a slut.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 10:07pm.
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He's the one who affiliated himself with some triggerhappy ho, who was arrested for dui w/him as passenger, no?
I hate to speculate, but if he was partying up and whoring around, not giving a shit how that could affect his wife and children, I don't care how much he contributed to charities that benefit people he doesn't know when he wasn't giving a shit about his own.
@TV: I was going to share that quote with you, actually....
"People have certain things that they do in life," Gaddy said. "We don't need to look on the situation at this time (but) on the fact we just lost a great member of society."
But for different reasons....;p
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She's one of those people you just wanna sucker punch. Especially with that side view. I'd love to be her domestic and "accidentally" hit her in the head with a broom handle as I walk by...
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Submitted by speakit on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 10:02pm.
Pearl_necklace: Ain't that the truth.
So a wealthy 30 something football player was cheating on his wife with a 20 year old. He was shot and killed by said 20 year old.
Meh.. karma.
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Other than that indiscretion, he was one of the most charitable players in the history of the NFL. Shoot him in the head for boning some bimbo though.
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These two looking BEAT.
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 10:01pm.
leave it to TV to make light of EVERYTHING.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Pearl_necklace: Ain't that the truth.
So a wealthy 30 something football player was cheating on his wife with a 20 year old. He was shot and killed by said 20 year old.
Meh.. karma.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 9:57pm.
Wifey paid someone to do it?
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It's interesting how Associated Press worded it. She refused to comment to the media after the police left "suicide" off the cause of death.
"[Cook] said she had no comment after the police called his death a homicide."
She thinks on her feet, that one.
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
leave it to TV to make light of EVERYTHING.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 9:57pm.
Kates hair looks like a firecracker exploded in back of it.
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so does her uterus. it also has skidmarks along the sides.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 9:44pm.
Steve McNair's gf shot him twice in the chest and twice in the head, then shot herself in the head. They're thinking PMS was to blame.
Wifey paid someone to do it?
Kates hair looks like a firecracker exploded in back of it.
Whoa nelly...I was right to put the *ahem* before lady...
McNair met Kazemi when his family ate often at the Dave & Buster's restaurant she worked at as a server, and the two began dating in a relationship that included a vacation with parasailing.
Yeesh. Of course. *eyeroll*
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Submitted by speakit on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 9:30pm.
There are families all over the world with 8+ children, wtf makes them so special?
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The tax allowances, incremental government subsidies per child, and baby-fetishizing goobers who give them enough ratings NOT to live in slums, as most of the families around the world with eight-plus children do -- that's what.
Jon looks like he so wants to put one of those fireworks up Kate's ass!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 9:47pm.
They're thinking PMS was to blame.
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Fuck off! You made that part up, right?
I have to check cuz we live in a pretty funky world.
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LOL! That was comedy gold.
Indepenis Day for John!
The Kool-Aid Man
Um, how are the paps going to get clear shots of their asses if God's bright spotlight isn't on them?
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 9:44pm.
Steve McNair's gf shot him twice in the chest and twice in the head, then shot herself in the head. They're thinking PMS was to blame.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
i read this gross thing last night about jon and kate plus 8 a bunch of bologna stay for the kids crap, wouldn't that do more damage to see mommys possum corpse hair trying to kill daddy?!@
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Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 9:37pm.
OT: did anybody hear that footballer something McNair died. july is looking sunny.
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Yeah, I'm surprised we haven't heard about that yet - Thorny mentioned it yesterday and I looked it up. Apparently he was shot and there was some *ahem* lady in his hotel room...I'm not sure if she was shot too but I think so...
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Those aren't fireworks Jon is holding in the main pic, it's Kate's dildo. He just rattles it against the sides.
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Deb, how are you tonight, dearie? I'm feeling the need to playfully chide you about your affinity for Dane Cook. What gives, my love? To me and all my sea creature friends, he is like the John Mayer of the comedy world. But we are all God's children and each of us is entitled to their own opinion, I just thought I might state mine!
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 9:30pm.
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The animation made that funny.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 9:30pm.
Here's one of my fave Dane Cook bits about that.
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O YEAH!
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
After reading this I suddenly have the urge to poop.
For serious, yo.
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OT: did anybody hear that footballer something McNair died. july is looking sunny.
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translation = we better make happy together or we no makey money
Very not interesting
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Submitted by vivienne on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 7:30pm.
These two media whores make me soooo sick. Why the hell do they continue to hang out in their front yard, when they know they paps are out there? UGH. My friend was commenting the other day about all the MJ stories and I told her, 'I would rather see a million MJ stories a day, than one more story about Jon & Kate.'
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Same here. The first time I read a post complaining about the MJ overload, I actually thought 'HEY, at least the baby-whore fest is derailed' ... for now, ugh.
LMAO Team KFed
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There are families all over the world with 8+ children, wtf makes them so special?
I knew this divorce thing was too good to be true. I thought they were going away to focus on their family in this difficult time.
I guess they realized how difficult it would be to pay two mortgages without pimping out the kids.
LOL@ AmberWaves and Jon looking like the KoolAid Man! Here's one of my fave Dane Cook bits about that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ09jmRJIuU
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I wish he would've dropped the match right into the pile of fireworks and blown them into nonexistance.