Jon & Kate Spend Independence Day Together
Jon and Kate kept their hate for each other on the down low yesterday as they celebrated the Fourth of July with their kiddies. Jon's peen was probably lit up like a sparkler the entire time, because it knew it would go home to its own bed where Kate Gosselin's grouchy possum hair wouldn't hiss at it in the middle of the night. Indepenis Day for John!
The day ended without The Kool-Aid Man Jon throwing a firecracker at the rabid beast on Kate's head, so they are making progress! Kate must have sedated her possum head, because the raggedy mammals didn't run up the stairs while the fireworks are going off. You know how animals get around that shit!
And you're probably wondering why the hell they are doing fireworks in the daytime? Um, how are the paps going to get clear shots of their asses if God's bright spotlight isn't on them? Durr.
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Every single, calculated move these two make is bullshit. I'm totally convinced that the are faking this entire bullshit divorce for ratings.
*trying to wipe hangover out of my eyes*
AAAHAHAHA! I KNEW these two mofos would get desperate enough for the spotlight back on them to figure getting togeter "for the kids" would be about the only thing that would get it even slightly back on them right now. And right on about firecrackers in the daytime.
it has to suck shit to be giving all your energy and pain to something that ONLY looks like the person that simply planted the seeds and now wants to look for more fertile grounds and nothing like you were ever there??
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 7:30pm.
It's like...she sucked the hair off the middle of his scalp, died it blonde (almost) and stuck it on her own. I wonder if she's got his balls tucked under her skirt too
I believe she made a pair of earings out of them.
"And you're probably wondering why the hell they are doing fireworks in the daytime? Um, how are the paps going to get clear shots of their asses if God's bright spotlight isn't on them? Durr."
HIGH-larious MK!!!
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 8:45pm
Thanks! I really don't know much about them. I've never watched the show
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You're welcome. Unfortunately my mom used to love the show because of the litter of cute children running around so I pretty much have seen every episode of it. I really hate myself sometimes.
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 8:29pm.
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Thanks! I really don't know much about them. I've never watched the show.
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 8:22pm
OT: What is the age range of their children?
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Their two older twins are like 8 or 9 years old and the six younger ones just turned 5.
*sigh* I wonder if anyone INTERESTING did anything on the 4th...or did they all just stay home? Ya think? Could happen.
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oops, really? sorry about that. *whacks off walrus tusks to sell on black market*
OT: What is the age range of their children?
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 8:10pm.
walrustalk you ain't foolin' me. You're atheist.
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 8:08pm.
I just look at Kate Gosselin and think to myself 'now there's a gal with a pretty vagina'
I absolutely concur! And you just know she gets creative with her landscaping, I mean, look at what's going on with her head! Goodness gracious me, you all are tainting my mind with many darksided things!
walrustalk you ain't foolin' me. You're atheist.
Speakit: Great attitude, darling, by the grace of God you WILL survive!! Just keep Jesus close to your heart, baby. Why, just last week I was half a barnacle away from slipping back into my alcoholism, but with God on my side and a *little* help from a gaurdian angel *cough Veterinary grade Anabuse cough*, I abstained!
I just look at Kate Gosselin and think to myself 'now there's a gal with a pretty vagina'
you just know it is! cant wait for the naked iphone picture leak to back me up on this
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
They are actually looking like they might be happy and smiling at each other.
Fireworks are illegal in PA. You can buy them in PA, but you have to be from out of state(must show ID). Wonder how he got a hold of them?
Why, good evening, Miss Thang. I'm a God-fearing Christian walrus but I really have to say something quite uppity to you...you really butter my noodles, Miss Thang! I'm so pleased with the way you understand Michael Jackson, I think some folks have been quite un-Christian with their comments regarding that gentleman. Pleased to have made your acquaintance.
@walrus talk
Okay sure why not... I went to pay the rent, and I had enough but somehow I've lost a hundred dollars so now I have 25 dollars to live on for the next week, all of this happening while my ex (who didn't pay child support this time) was on the phone with my son, on a boat, in the Gulf of Mexico, telling him how much fun he's having. LOLZ But I've figured things out, and by the grace of God, I will survive. So actually, I'm okay now.
Pfft, it may not all be an act, but their ultimate goal is to boost ratings and maintain/further their lifestyle.
Pfft, it may not all be an act, but their ultimate goal is to boost ratings and maintain/further their lifestyle.
Oh shit, he does look like the Kool-Aid Man.
I'm dying! LOL!
Wow, Jon's hair looks so extra luxurious lately lol where the hell did that come from?
Kate's still a hateful cunt. But I kinda like it.
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Let me show you, girl, that I know wrong from right
Every street you walk on, I leave tear stains on the ground yeah
Following the girl I didn't even want around
-I want you back, MJ!
Say something nice....Didn't somebody of importance die today...?
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 7:51pm.
It's still better than his old job of having to scrape the gum off the driveway!
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LOL! Yeah, his teeth took a beating when she had him doing that job.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I think it's a publicity stunt, since their show is in hiatus. There are negative comments about what a bitch Kate Gosselin is to Jon and the kids. So now she is all smiles and hugging the kids, when before she ignored them. Say " Cheese ".
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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 7:38pm.
It's still better than his old job of having to scrape the gum off the driveway!
Speak It, are you having a bad day sweetie? That doesn't please me OR Jesus at all. Come sit on my blubber FUPA and tell Walrus all about it.
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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 7:38pm.
LOL at the picture of Kate's face when they're popping those confetti things. She's probably going to make Jon clean up all the ashes and confetti later. With his bare hands.
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And if he's taking too long...she'll scream...
"Use your fucking tongue, you stupid whore!"
*moving cuntatoo bangs to one side out of little sock monkey face"
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 7:43pm.
God and I are very angry at this naughty duo for giving up so easily on their matrimony. But I happen to think her hair is lovely.
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um, yeah, if you know God, could you please tell him to make things a little easier for me? Kthanxbai
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 7:40pm.
my word. her hair is looking angrier than usual!
nothing say family fun like a scheduled photo op.
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When I see families celebrating like this, I always think - THIS is what they kinda wish for. I mean you get dressed up and you see the fireworks and you take the pictures and upload them to your FB and you want everyone to look and see your "unit" in action. (haha! Freud is so damn funny). If paps cared who you were they'd do all that work for you. And you could just do the fun part;p
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Submitted by vivienne on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 7:30pm.
These two media whores make me soooo sick. Why the hell do they continue to hang out in their front yard, when they know they paps are out there? UGH. My friend was commenting the other day about all the MJ stories and I told her, 'I would rather see a million MJ stories a day, than one more story about Jon & Kate.'
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you said that OUT LOUD?
so this story is your fault then.
I see. *taps foot*
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
God and I are very angry at this naughty duo for giving up so easily on their matrimony. But I happen to think her hair is lovely.
Dear God! Kate is actually SMILING like a normal person at Jon. They are going to get back together for the money's sake. It will be another season of fuckery as 'they work it out and reconnect'. UGH!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
my word. her hair is looking angrier than usual!
nothing says family fun like a scheduled photo op.
cunts.
make them go awwaaay! *pout*
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Jon might as well resign to playing Mr. Fetch & Carry at every fucking photo op.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
LOL at the picture of Kate's face when they're popping those confetti things. She's probably going to make Jon clean up all the ashes and confetti later. With his bare hands.
Submitted by nelvannya@hotma... on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 7:32pm.
Okay I am the first to jump on shit and laugh at it however, Jon and Kate are going thru a divorce. Divorce is always painful and on top of that they have to explain and comfort 8 children.
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Um yeah, true, but these are the same people using their children for fame and money, so I seriously doubt the effects of the divorce on them are weighing heavily on their minds.
Jon is thinking...
"What I would do to you with this roman candle...bitch!"
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I see the P people (as she puts it) got some pics of the family once again. They gotta know their picture's being taken. Jon has an OCC shirt on. He must be readin' DListed and saw the Ed Hardy haters.
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WTF. Watch them get back together so they can hog more spotlight. Then Kate can have that lady Beth write her another book, this time about relationships instead of recipes.
Okay I am the first to jump on shit and laugh at it however, Jon and Kate are going thru a divorce. Divorce is always painful and on top of that they have to explain and comfort 8 children.
Yet I do agree please Kate fix the hair.
Like the Dave Matthews lyric says: 'Hike up your mom-jean skirt a little more and show the wooooorld to me'
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
These two media whores make me soooo sick. Why the hell do they continue to hang out in their front yard, when they know they paps are out there? UGH. My friend was commenting the other day about all the MJ stories and I told her, 'I would rather see a million MJ stories a day, than one more story about Jon & Kate.'
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
It's like...she sucked the hair off the middle of his scalp, died it blonde (almost) and stuck it on her own. I wonder if she's got his balls tucked under her skirt too.
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Submitted by BagHead on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 7:27pm.
The kids are cute, but the parents are ridiculous. Jon looks like a fucking toad and Kate has a poodle cut...
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On behalf of my avie and poodles everywhere, we're offended.
Jon looks like he would rather be licking a lice infested Ebola ridden monkey's ass.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
The kids are cute, but the parents are ridiculous. Jon looks like a fucking toad and Kate has a poodle cut...
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