Jon & Kate Spend Independence Day Together
Jon and Kate kept their hate for each other on the down low yesterday as they celebrated the Fourth of July with their kiddies. Jon's peen was probably lit up like a sparkler the entire time, because it knew it would go home to its own bed where Kate Gosselin's grouchy possum hair wouldn't hiss at it in the middle of the night. Indepenis Day for John!
The day ended without The Kool-Aid Man Jon throwing a firecracker at the rabid beast on Kate's head, so they are making progress! Kate must have sedated her possum head, because the raggedy mammals didn't run up the stairs while the fireworks are going off. You know how animals get around that shit!
And you're probably wondering why the hell they are doing fireworks in the daytime? Um, how are the paps going to get clear shots of their asses if God's bright spotlight isn't on them? Durr.
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Submitted by speakit on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 7:21pm.
They are beautiful children.
Okay, that's all I got to stay on topic.
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OMG! Now you beat me too!?!
*sigh*
I'm gonna have to get a job now or something...
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
I think the whole thing was a big fat lie.We've all been duped... They have been fucking with us the whole time ! Now they will reconcile and the angels will sing again.
* gag *
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Jon is like most str8 guys ,gets married, has kids and then falls to shit.
He was kinda hot in a daddy way a year ago and now just hot not.. just looks trapped and unhappy , like why the fuck did I have all these kids ?
She is DREADFUL you can just tell by looking@ her , total castrating loudmouthin harridan...
we love new posts on the weekends, but skip these 2.
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
But aw! Her lil boo in the glasses is SO cute!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
They are beautiful children.
Okay, that's all I got to stay on topic.
Crikey!
Oh MK... when people said they wanted a new post, they didn't say they wanted one on these two twats! So much for their disappearing for a while. That was wishful thinking, I guess.
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That's what I said!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Indepenis Day, indeed! Ha!
Oh MK... when people said they wanted a new post, they didn't say they wanted one on these two twats! So much for their disappearing for a while. That was wishful thinking, I guess.
I smell a reconciliation coming. They've got to do something to get the spotlight back on them.
Didn't they say just last week that they were going to stay out of the public light for a while??
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
I thought they were gonna fuck off and leave us alone? no?
anyone else think the divorce filing is faked also?
Finally a new post and it's THEM. blah