Monday, July 6th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Nick Vujicic - 26-year-old Nick was born with no arms or legs, but that hasn't stopped him from living a more active life than my lazy ass! Nick golfs, swims, surfs, plays football and travels the world. Cut to me sitting on my ass with a stale donut in my mouth.
The Daily Mail has an interview with Nick and they ask him about his sexy times life. Nick says that he's had several girlfriends in the past, but he's a virgin. Dude is waiting until marriage. Yeah, he has the Jonas Brothers syndrome.
Below is a clip of Nick being all motivational and shit in his best Billy Mays (R.I.P.) voice.
VIA Daily Mail
lol MK...& to some of you saying he's attention whore, I don't care... poor guy IS inspiring
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Submitted by zhang on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 4:15am.
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Why WHY do you bother you stupid fucking cunt? Who EVER goes to these fucking shite cunting websites that you and the rest of the spammers hawk? It would be something if you could even write in readable English but that seems beyond you. Just die you annoying fucking cunt fuck.
I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profile was found on the famous free dating site for the cougar and young men
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last week and he uploaded many photos there. wow, he want
to find a cougar there?
Submitted by Bunny_Ann on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:29am
Exactly what I was thinking!
The Oblongs is also one of my favorite shows, like, evar.
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What are you going to do, suck me to death?
@iHeartHaters:
I agree with you a 100%. I thought that I was going to be the only heartless asshole in the galaxy for speaking against this boy, but he's definitely an attention whore who manipulates the media with this pretty face.
For all the comments I hear on how "inspiring" he is, they always go tied to how "handsome" he is. Honestly, would you give a crap about him were he not that good looking? Because there's plenty of ugly people without limbs out there who are not traveling around the world, making a living by selling motivational speeches.
Not so long ago he was in my home country where he was hired to give 3 speeches; one at an Evangelical Christian congregation where they drag demons out of Avon products; another one aimed a businessmen, and the last one to the national soccer team. For each one he got a shitload of money.
Smart kid, isn't he?
TTFN
this dude is inspirational...he deserves his very own "pickles", just like oblongs...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
His chest is fucking sexy! Shame about the Evangelical Christian bollocks though.
At least he doesn't have to worry about stinky pits!
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OH bless his heart, what a strong person, blah blah blah. He's an attention whore torso. Big whoop.
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Wow...nice house!
Chasing satan away all day is not easy...
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wow incredible. Great attitude. and I can't or hate the thought of getting up in the morning.
One thing, why is he yelling!!! ha. no but for reals, what an inspirational man.
Coma Caca!!
This guy is fucking amazing. I didn't even wake up till fucking four in the afternoon and this guy is out and about living it up while I'm going for a bonus round of 'poor me'. Much love to you Nick!!! You are incredible!
Haven't read any of the comments but I must give this guy mad props.
The mental and physical strength, the positivity, the courage, the will to live and live happily, brings tears to my eyes.
Here I sit obsessing about being laid-off and here is this limb-less man making the best of his life and seizing the day.
This is a wake-the-fuck-up-Miz moment...
May the Universe always bless him.
hahaha it IS the real Bob Oblong!
Estrogen a-poppin!
twentyfive of six years ago i saw a photo of an infant in one of the tabs - a baby without limbs - i wonder if this is him. it hurt to look at the picture back then; i am glad that i saw this one. it reminds me that life is what one makes it.
amg he must have been the weirdest looking baby ever
like a worm with a big bald baby head yuck
I just watched the whole video, and I'm actually choked up. Nick seems like a great guy who is dedicated to his spiritual beliefs.
I only wish I could be half the person Nick is. (oops!...that didn't come out right!)
Nick deserves Hot Slut.
I wonder if Nick tweets. Hmmm....
An example of one of my tweets: "Dammit, the handle came off my car door again. Life sucks."
A Nick tweet: "I just climbed Mt Everest, then restored Michaelango's Sistine Chapel painting, then saved a drowning child...and it's not even lunch yet"
Nick is cute - yes, we would 'do' him!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:41am.
His parents should have named him Bob, or Mat.
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Man, you're SO mean!
(Or Art. Or Skip. Or Russell.:)
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Does Nick have sizemeat? If so we may be interested!
Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:34am.
"Cut to me sitting on my ass with a stale donut in my mouth."
ROTFLMAO!
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LOL! That got me too:)
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
"Cut to me sitting on my ass with a stale donut in my mouth."
ROTFLMAO!
Well, good for him on the positive attitude.
It does make me feel lame for complaining about my problems.
The pic did scare me.
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* Cut to me sitting on my ass with a stale donut in my mouth.*-MK
"People knocking adversity on its ass" stories aren't inspiring so far as I'm concerned. They just make me wonder what the fuck is wrong with me.
Go to Hell, Nick! :D
I'm always amazed at what humans are capable of.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
You should see how he rings the doorbell.
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Never Can Say Goodbye
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 10:03am.
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That was wise, Manny. It is really just a few people posting 24-7.
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 9:18am.
Most of the people on the main avoid the forum like the plague...it is too fucking psycho in there. We don't like that shit over here.
Since I first joined this board, I've never heard anyone say anything good about the forum, that's why I never bothered to register.
If people from the forum are posting on the main it must be getting boring.
Submitted by Bunny_Ann on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:29am.
OMG Bob Oblong!
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Ha...I was thinking the same thing...Except this guy is much better looking...
He's also a tennis backstop and he plays second base. Well, he is second base.
"whos in love with someone named jizz?
OnT: my cousin was born w/o a hand....sucks.
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Snowy: Madonna/MJ thread. Your boy thorny was here for a bit -- nice to see him!
On topic: Blohan, Parisite, & all the other super-entitled hos could learn a thing or 2 from Nick!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 9:21am.
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I know...the forum is a cesspool of crazyness. And I am sure I will be quoted in there now. Oh well.
BTW, you've got mail.
On topic...now, that's a man who really lives...unlike me, who laid around on the sofa all day yesterday.
I didn't play this game in there and I'm not playing it out here.
Have a nice day.
I see him up there with his little bitty golf club in the sand trap and all I can think of is... ants in the pants! ( and no arms to fling them off with)
** boards fast flight to hell **
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Team Drama!
where can I read this crap fest?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
oh wow, a british accent, now he's kinda sexy! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Thanks, No Words! Just calling it like I see it. If people would ignore instead of engaging, things would be so much better. Jesus, who falls in love with someone who calls himself "Jizz?
C-R-A-Z-Y!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Most of the people on the main avoid the forum like the plague...it is too fucking psycho in there. We don't like that shit over here.
Team DQ!
Yeah, it's completely my fault that people from the forum come out here as alts and start shit. That's in MY control. NOT.
And if you use my name, you're addressing me, bitch.
This weekend felt like walking into your favorite neighborhood tappy, and not knowing most of the crazed inhabitants.
It went from "Cheers" to the bar in "Star Wars", but not as fun as the Star Wars bar could be.
EDIT:Let me put it this way. The husband was gone all day, (which is rare). I got baked, checked in on the Dlisted scene, and ended up cleaning the entire house!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 9:08am.
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Dramaqueen! I peeked in and ran away all weekend...scary, indeed!
speakit, I was not addressing you, & you played right into their hands, fanning the flames. Can it, bitch.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
If he has no limbs, what's that thing hanging out of his shorts?
Hi all! Since I am a newbie here, what is the forum everyone talks about. I read over stuff this weekend and have wondered what it is. Sorry to be off topic, but I am so curious what the forum is.
actually, if you can READ DQ, they started shit with me first. And I reported the people who were starting shit. So back the fuck off.