Monday, July 6th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Nick Vujicic - 26-year-old Nick was born with no arms or legs, but that hasn't stopped him from living a more active life than my lazy ass! Nick golfs, swims, surfs, plays football and travels the world. Cut to me sitting on my ass with a stale donut in my mouth.
The Daily Mail has an interview with Nick and they ask him about his sexy times life. Nick says that he's had several girlfriends in the past, but he's a virgin. Dude is waiting until marriage. Yeah, he has the Jonas Brothers syndrome.
Below is a clip of Nick being all motivational and shit in his best Billy Mays (R.I.P.) voice.
VIA Daily Mail
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The forum scurried over here to pick up the crumbs the weekday posters had left over.
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 9:10am.
Well, I'd like to start out by thanking DD/fox on the run/hairicaine for bringing that shit here instead of being the bigger person or confronting them there. Fucking child.
We had to hear speakit's tale of woe about her unrequited love repeatedly while a couple of forum people bashed her. Good times.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
drama! what happened?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
*peeking out from behind the "Are you fat" ad* ♥♥♥♥Snowy, No Words, Deb!♥♥♥♥ Oh, thank God! It was scawwy here this weekend!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I'd hit it.
I don't see how he can swim? does he wriggle? is it in the video?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 9:05am.
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I know, Deb! I looked in every once in a while this weekend. It looked like a mess from the *whispers* you-know-where.
Thanks, No Words! It's early!
It's nice to see some (relatively)sane people up in here today. Holiday weekends are a vast wasteland on Dlisted, (for the most part).
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hahahaha Jo! He has exceptional hand, uh er, mouth writing skills, too.
Hey snowy! I guess there's no way I can blow off everything because of my bad back after seeing this guy. Dang it!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:34am.
I know I'm on my first cup of coffe, but at first glance, I could have sworn Matthew McConnaghy's arms had shrunk a little.
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Best laugh of the day for sure.
Go Deb! Go Deb!
thst surfer is Bethany Hamilton
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He's totally interesting and I would love to hear his story, unfortunately the only thing I can hear is that Gospel music wailing in the background.
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Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:33am.
Haha. I do give him a lot of credit for actually going into the water like that though.
*paddles on human Kayak*
The surfboarding thing is pretty damn cool. I sure as shit can't surf! I can barely doggy-paddle.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:34am.
OMG LMFAO!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
His mouth must be very versatile. Jus sayin'
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"WHAT size can I get for you madam . . . you fat, pikey t**t? And would you like a bag with that - or a punch in the face?"~ Exemplary customer service at Primemark, a department store in the U.K.
I know I'm on my first cup of coffe, but at first glance, I could have sworn Matthew McConnaghy's arms had shrunk a little.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Manimal5- youre on crack! he looks more like the fat, heterosexual verzion of Neil Patrick Harris
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OMG Bob Oblong! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Oblongs)
Note the denim shorts in every shot. I'm sensing that this guy might be a never-nude . . .
I need that shot of him in the water on the cover of Men's Health in 5...4...3...2...
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:10am.
He's actually a more attractive looking version of Shia LeBouf.
And I'm not asking how he wipes.
Wipes? haha. Leave it dlisters to think of that.
He must be a good floater.
he does more things than we do.. thats way awesome.
Must See!!!
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I warn you, this shit is addictive.
I've seen this guy before. He goes around giving inspirational speeches. Yay for him! That is very inspirational.
He's actually a more attractive looking version of Shia LeBouf.
And I'm not asking how he wipes.
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I would have loved to have watched more But the Christian music killed the moment....
Still, he got the power, whatever works bring it awn! Amazing life force.
(Just not that gawdawful music!)
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
A guy in the pool with no arms and no legs?
Is it you, Bob?
His parents should have named him Bob, or Mat.
thats a sweeeeet scooter!
i once smoked a ciggy while chewing tobacco...thats all the amazing i got in me
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Incredible, I never have the justification to say "I can't" ever again.
"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"
The man has no arms or legs and he can swim?! He's amazing.
He's waiting until marriage to do sexy times!!~!????
Um, well does he masturbate?
you know im a whore when i want you to do me in every conceivable orifice
I met my perfect one on --~~B l a c k W h i t e l o v i n g.c O m~~- It is a wonderful dating site for black and white singles to have fun together! And it's free! Hope it can help you find your ideal match!
What a dude! A hot slut indeed.
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"Stupid is forEVAH." ~~Ron White
Wow. This guy's probably gotten more out of life than my couch-potato ass.
/munches Doritos in shame
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Bottom-feeder.
Hey I know that guy! Ok, it's not that guy he has less arms than the guy I knows that actually plays KEYBOARDS on the street as a busker. What's amazing is that he started several years ago just playing anything along with the demo and now he can actually play songs!
I love to think about people like this every time I'm sitting around thinking that MY life is hard....like on a Monday morning. Thanks MK:)
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