Amber Rose Is Looking For Another Sponsor
My MacBook is sending good thoughts to its very distant relative, Kanye's MacBook Air, because it's about to go through some serious shit when the CAPS-LOCK poet finds out about this mess. The New York Daily News says that at Diddy's white party in Beverly Hills on Saturday, Kanye's on-and-off manpurse holder was caught tongue fucking lady beater Chris Brown in a dark corner.
Some witness said, "They were holding hands and making out in the shadows. She had her hand on his leg." A little later on, the two got gross again at an after-party. Chris showed up with singer Teyana Taylor, but quickly quit her ass for ole' baldy. The witness added, "They were kissing on the dance floor in front of Teyana. But he and Amber left separately."
Amber's contract as Kanye's bald beard must be up, because bitch is out working the ho stroll for another john and she's not being too picky. Before you give her the side-eye and a lip smack, look up the prices for a shave and a headshine. That shit isn't free! A bitch has got to get paid one way or another.
I just hope Kanye West is getting ready to unleash his wrath in the rant of all RANTS dedicated to Chris Brown! If anyone can prove that you can bust a bitch in the eye with a blog post, it's Kanye. Show us the true power of the CAPS-LOCK key, Kanye!
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hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw her profile on the free sugar dating site <<<<< sugarmommamatch.com.>>>>> last
week. It said she is interested in seeking a man for sugar baby on that site!
Ahaha. It's probably just a ploy to piss Kanye off, seeing as how he hates Chris Brown
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she has a nice face but a trick will always be a trick.
Her "look" is divine: I think her face is beautiful and she really rocks a buzz like no other.
I also fancy colors: she does too.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 12:09pm.
Amber is a beautiful girl. Why she chooses to settle for the likes of these two is beyond me!
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I ain't saying she a gold-digga!
But she ain't messing with no broke, broke!
PS. Speaking of which, I'm surprised MK's not all up in Sara Larson's shit for promoting her professional girlfriend business...
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MK, nicely worded. A very entertaining read.
Bitch has a seriously muscular lower half--add in the shaved head, and I think my little guy would be too intimidated to even try and hit it. Best to leave that to the professional narcicissts.
I thought she had a great look when she 1st came out but now with reports ho'ing for a sugadaddy. Please Amber is the new Supahead in my book. We should make up a similar moniker for Amber. Unfortunately am not as clever as MK or some of the other commenters on here. ethang makes a good point that she was les and not went str8 for kanye. My girlfriend thinks maybe Amber found a match in kanye since he's like a woman with his fashion and accessories etc. She can be pansexual like me - its not about the sex of the person but the personality (or maybe in Amber's case - what she can get from either sex. Still ahoe in my book. lol.
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Amber is a beautiful girl. Why she chooses to settle for the likes of these two is beyond me!
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The woman is a lesbian. So I don't buy that she's dating any of these fools. Regardless, she doesn't have much to offer aside from photo spreads in King magazine. She'll fade away pretty quickly.
I know I am in the minority here, but I genuinely think Amber Rose is quite pretty...I really like her face & her hair looks perfect on her...I will say though her body isnt fat, but she is waaay too thick starting at the hips down to be a real model...Sure, she can be in magazine ads, but there is no way she is runway material...She will be a celeb model, like Pam Anderson. Pam is too beat & old & classless to be a model, but is still asked to walk the runway. That sickens me.
Submitted by The Real Mimi on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 10:00am.
I'm not surprised by this if it is true.
Chris Brown's status among desperate women with low self esteem went way up after his girlfriend-beating incident. They think he's misunderstood and it was HER fault and she deserved it! They want to be there to change him. That is, until he decides to beat their a**.
Women with a sense of self-worth look at guys like Chris Brown and RUN!
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ITA. Any woman who dates this fool does it at her own risk.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
She can't even manage to give us good cameltoe like Coco. Be gone, Baldy!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:26am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:23am.
Maybe she's a spy! She looks like a spy. A dasterdly spy.
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Has she got Bette Davis eyes?
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Almost! It occurred to me that this is the first pic I've ever seen her eyes in...and I can't really see them...see?! More proof!
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:23am.
Maybe she's a spy! She looks like a spy. A dasterdly spy.
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Has she got Bette Davis eyes?
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Bottom-feeder.
Maybe she's a spy! She looks like a spy. A dasterdly spy.
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@Master Blaster:
Ford Models signed her? No doubt at the behest of Kanye, and the minute she is no longer in favor with him they probably have a clause that allows her to be dropped without question. She isn't really model material in my opinion. Her hair is the only thing that makes her stand out and I seriously doubt that will be enough to get booked for major assignments. She better hope King magazine doesn't close down like Vibe did.
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@CAINandABEL: She really does have awesome taste in men, doesn't she? Typical stripper behavior. I love this latest entry into the Amber Rose Bagina Sweepstakes:
According to Cassidy, there’s no “allegedly” about it. He and Ms. Rose did the damn thing, says he, and he’s written a song about it. A really, really nasty song. Some lyrics: “I fucked ya girl on D-low, cause I’m that nigga and I got a bigger ego/ For free yo, I let her climb on the tree yo/ Now she with me yo, so adios amigo.”
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She is fat and they look related. And yes she is fat she had some nasty ass spandex on the other day and her huge thighs were everywhere they shouldn't be. Ford models are a joke anyways, no one would look twice at this trash if she wasnt making her rounds thru the entertainment industry. I loathe trashy hoes that bring nothing to the game, shaving your head does not make you some edgy fashion icon either. People are so easily swayed these days. Pathetic all around.
look up the prices for a shave and a headshine. That shit isn't free!****** Wait, she charges what for a headshine?
I thought she and Kanye had been OVEr ages ago...the Philadelphia Weekly did an exposé on her a few weeks ago where they proved that she had been a stripper at Delilah's (a Philly strip joint) and that she had an affair with a rapper named Cassidy while being with Kanye...Cassidy even wrote a nasty song about his hook up with her and that's why Kanye dumped her.
Surprised these news have not made Dlisted or any other blog yet.
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She settled for being Kanye's arm candy instead of quickly spinning that into something more profitable in the long term
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Actually, she just signed on with Ford Models. Courtesy of her connection to Russell Simmons. She knows what's up. She ain't just giving it away for nothing.
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Maybe Chris Brown will get that beating after all.
Diddy's still doing his 'white' party? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Amber is not very good at the game. She settled for being Kanye's arm candy instead of quickly spinning that into something more profitable in the long term and now she's trying to maintain relevancy by hanging out with Chris Brown. She should have been working her individual marketing campaign while running with Kanye in order to stretch out the meager interest that she generated.
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whatever! losers!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 10:18am.
I approve this courtship only because I know Amber could probably beat the shit outta Chris Brown.
With that 5-head?
And you know she's packing heat!
LMFAO you aint lyin about that
bitch looks like she dont play that type of shit.
"Blo, when Sean was doing lines off of your raggedy cooter lips while you were watching Pineapple Express and promised to put you in a movie with Seth Rogen when you said you've always wanted to do acting stuff with him, he didn't mean it for real."
Submitted by Thornhill on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 10:03am.
Yet another witness reported that upon leaving CB gave AR a punch in the face goodnight...
Just a punch? Or is the rule "No choking on the first date"?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
This chick is a douchebag magnet!
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What? Who? Huh?
*yawn*
Yea. Team Kanye. Fuck the rest.
Well atleast they dont have to look at a mirror. they look alike to me. manwomanwhore couple.
Coma Caca!!
I approve this courtship only because I know Amber could probably beat the shit outta Chris Brown.
With that 5-head?
And you know she's packing heat!
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she obviously has no taste in men or clothing.
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Out of all the guys Amber could cheat on Kanye with, she chose CHRIS BROWN?
Kanye West refused to be seen at the 'White' party obviously...lol
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Submitted by Snoogle on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 10:06am.
Guess Amber likes it rough.
Or whiney.
Wasn't Teyana Taylor featured on My Super Sweet 16 a few years ago?
Guess Amber likes it rough.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
hahaha can't wait for Kanye's feelings in CAPS
Coma Caca!!
LOL we used to call it looking for sponsers when we would go out with no money and expect guys to buy us drinks....
PROSTITUTION WHORES!!!!
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
The two of them look like twins.
Yet another witness reported that upon leaving CB gave AR a punch in the face goodnight...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
"AMBER W. ROSE DOESNT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE"-kanye west
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Told you all the other day that that's what that Easter egg hair color and outfit were about. Kanye no longer requires her services and so she's moving on to the next mofo in need that's willing to sponsor.
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Um Teyana Taylor is a lesbian so Chris obviously just went with her as a homeboy... duh.
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Any chance Chris might attack Kanye? I mean, it'd be just like beating down another girl, right?
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I'm not surprised by this if it is true.
Chris Brown's status among desperate women with low self esteem went way up after his girlfriend-beating incident. They think he's misunderstood and it was HER fault and she deserved it! They want to be there to change him. That is, until he decides to beat their a**.
Women with a sense of self-worth look at guys like Chris Brown and RUN!
I'd never have a chance with Amber as I am not a douchebag or an abuser of women.
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I bet one term of Chris's probation is he doesn't drink.