Monday, July 6th 2009

Morning Wood

Rojo Caliente and legal weed together in one place!!!1!1!!!! Excuse me while I paddle my ass to Amsterdam in a dingy boat made from an old shopping cart - Gespot

Who cares if Jessica and Justin are still butt fucking each other! There's more important questions that need answering like: what in the Donald Duck diaper Hell is she wearing?! - Celebitchy

The terrorists have won - Socialite Life

I think being married to Sean Penn for all these years messed up Robin Wright even more than modeling did - I'm Not Obsessed

MY NO-NO NEEDS PICTURES OF THIS! MY NO-NO NEEDS PICTURES OF THIS! MY NO-NO NEEDS PICTURES OF THIS! - Holy Moly!

Johnny Depp is a saint - ICYDK

File this under: More proof that Hollywood hates humanity - SOW

Courtney Love being Courtney Love - Scandalist

Posted by: Michael K


eva2009's picture

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gucci's picture

jt needs to get rid of the ugly big butt girl. and of course johnny is perfect and i love him to pieces.

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slappyou's picture

All that $$$ and Rojo always looks like the busted part of a used chili dog. Lesbians. Sad.

DeeDee's picture

Is Rojo wearing black leather pants? Mucho Caliente!

Roxygirl87's picture

Aww Rojo! And Johnny is the man. I just love him.

A big WTF @ Biel's shorts. She has the worst style.

fauve's picture

The Johnny Depp story made my black heart cry. Beautiful man.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Rojo is wearing something from the Avril Lavinge line. She's inching towards something approaching nearly almost style.

Johnny Depp would be the bestest husband in all the land, IF he were actually married to Paradis, which he's not. A lovely man and a fine actor.

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MizRo's picture

Depp is a god.

Rojo Caliente and Nixon look so happy.

J & J: who cares?

DeeDee's picture

Johnny Depp is a class act. Vanessa is one lucky bitch to have him as a hubby.

MissJaneTexas's picture

what in the Donald Duck diaper Hell is she wearing?!

HAHAHAHHA Seriously MK, marry me.

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Master Blaster's picture

Submitted by BobsBB
A friend of mine was at the race - he said Speidi arrived without those outfits on, no numbers, and that they didn't even run the race. They just changed into the outfits for the photo op.
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Not exactly shocking. If it weren't for the small chance that a camera may be present somewhere, I seriously doubt these two would even bother getting out of bed.

I honestly don't understand this cult of personality where people garner all of this attention and fame and haven't produced a shred of any kind of discernible talent. It really, really confuses and pisses me off.

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Albatross's picture

"what in the Donald Duck diaper Hell is she wearing?!"

LMAO!

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Niko's picture

Johnny... so beautiful inside and outside. He's da man.

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angel_i's picture

Heidi better work out before those thighs over take her. I notice them more each time I *gag* see her.

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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20

Is it me or does Spencer Pratt look like the Abominable Snowman from Monsters Inc. ?

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BobsBB's picture

A friend of mine was at the race - he said Speidi arrived without those outfits on, no numbers, and that they didn't even run the race. They just changed into the outfits for the photo op.

Also, has Rojo lost weight? She's looking a little less zaftig than I remember...
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angel_i's picture

MY NO-NO NEEDS PICTURES OF THIS! MY NO-NO NEEDS PICTURES OF THIS! MY NO-NO NEEDS PICTURES OF THIS!
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MK, you have to control yourself. When you get all crazy like this the site you're linking to overloads. That's all well and good but then *I* gotsta wait all day to see it! That's right. It's all about me.

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Walrus Talk's picture

I think we should all chip in to send MK's nono to Promises to get over its ginge addiction. God frowns upon fornication with gingers, they are of the Devil.

TexnDoc's picture

If Heidi and Spencer were at some marathon and then jumped in at the final in that getup in front of marathoners to hog the camras they should have been drawn and quartered.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Jessica Biel looks like a whiney little high-maintenance bitch... and that pasty skin... Yuuuummy.

*hands JT a shotgun*
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Race Bannon's picture

Are those leather pants she is wearing?

CantStandBitches's picture

JOhnny depp is the for reals. love that man

"Blo, when Sean was doing lines off of your raggedy cooter lips while you were watching Pineapple Express and promised to put you in a movie with Seth Rogen when you said you've always wanted to do acting stuff with him, he didn't mean it for real."

snowpiece's picture

Ginge love!

JD is the Saint of The Sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxay

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Submitted by Walrus Talk
Even the walrus community thinks Jessica Biel has a big ass.
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You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Master Blaster's picture

Spencer and Heidi are often seen in public, out in the open. Considering how skimpy Heidi's outfits are, one can assume that neither she or her DBH (douchebaghusband) is not wearing body armor and will collapse like soggy bread with a couple of well-placed shots. Now THAT would been something to celebrate. Our independence from these two oxygen thieves.

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JillyPoo's picture

Oh Johnny, I love you more and more every day! I like that he doesn't just donate money, he actually takes the time to connect with people as well.

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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:07am.
Jessica Biel's shorts are HIDEOUS. But at least they're using reusable bags. I'll give them that

She is HIDEOUS. it's a shame that they both are in the closet. dont be afraid to show your true colors

"Blo, when Sean was doing lines off of your raggedy cooter lips while you were watching Pineapple Express and promised to put you in a movie with Seth Rogen when you said you've always wanted to do acting stuff with him, he didn't mean it for real."

Walrus Talk's picture

Even the walrus community thinks Jessica Biel has a big ass.

rojo in her summer leather??

Stoney's picture

Jessica Biel's shorts are HIDEOUS. But at least they're using reusable bags. I'll give them that.

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Katt's picture

I thought Courtney Love had sobered up?! Silly me. "Dirty needles and feminine hygeine products" everywhere,what the fuck?? I hope Frances is able to ditch that crazy soon.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:00am.
Can someone please explain to me how Courtney Love still has custody of her child?
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I think the kid must be almost 18 by now. She's prolly been taking care of herself and her mom for much of her life, unfortunately

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Walrus Talk's picture

Oh, MK! Forget your makeshift grocery cart raft and climb aboard the SS Walrus! I'll carry you across the sea to the promised land. Just watch your no-no, my back is simply riddled with barnacles! And they're lively ones, my darling.

Hysteria's picture

Rojo Caliente, legal weed and is she wearing pleather pants? Whoa.

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Stoney's picture

Can someone please explain to me how Courtney Love still has custody of her child?

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Raul Duke's picture

The terrorists have won **** Yankee Doodle Dildos!