Monday, July 6th 2009
Hand Me A Magic Eraser
Fucking shit fuck fuck shit fuck fucking fuck! THIS BITCH. Lady CaCa is really doing this! You know, a few days ago I saw pictures of her with the same eyebrows and figured that it was just a one-time thing. I thought that even her fool ass would realize that she is not worthy of such exquisite eyebrows. BUT here she is again! The Sharpie Corporation needs to send a cease and desist to Lady CaCa right away! Also, the cholas and the old crazy ladies of the world need to file a class-action lawsuit against her for copyright infringement!
I'm serious. I'd rather see Sharpie eyebrows on CHERYL BURKE'S floppy nalgas than this bitch. Anybody but this trick ass skank ho! Something must be done.
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CelebriTwat number 3,456,622 to grave rob the late Jean Harlow.
The one of her with the line up the back of her stocking just screams class!
I can hear her now before leaving the house:
"Are My lines straight? On my legs & my eyebrows?"
Minion:
"Yeah, & the hole on your ass cheek where your nail went through scratching it, gives it some extra class"
Fucking priceless!!!
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I have given this a lot of thought and I think her lack of pants is an effort to compensate for her lack of musical talent. I mean, ever seen video of Mozart without pants? Duke Ellington? I didn't think so.
Miss Thang ... oops forgot about that.
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I mean everything I say. It's my besetting sin
margaux, um... Madonna got her tittays and pussay out before she even got famous. She was in fucking Playboy in like 1986 or some shit with pics from when she was completely unknown. So yeah, they're all whoremongers.
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Trying to live without your love is one long sleepness night
Let me show you, girl, that I know wrong from right
Every street you walk on, I leave tear stains on the ground
Following the girl I didn't even want around
-I want you back, MJ!
Why hasn't someone arrested this ho for indecent exposure yet? She's wearing a goddamn g-banger and not much else! I love her music but she's fucking everywhere! She's already done topless photos! She's only got one motherfucking album! Say what you want about Madonna but she waited until Vogue to get naked. What is there left for Caca to do? She's digging her own grave imo. Plus hurting all our eyes. And as for those eyebrows ... she is so not worthy.
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I mean everything I say. It's my besetting sin
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:09pm.
HAHAHAAA oh well, at least she gets people talking. I'm a proud CACA-LOON!! She's a lot more interesting than anyone else out there nowadays:)
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Aaaahhh!
Relief!
I'm not the only loon of hers here, yay!
Generally agree with MK and admit this woman seems so vapid, but those songs!
And gotta say that she does have a great body, though she doesn't seem to wear the most flattering outfits =\
Good god she's embarrassing. You have to wonder what her mother thinks of all this nonsense.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
seriously, what does this bitch have against pants?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like ~~~~~sugarscupid. c o m.. what will the world be??
Why won't this ho wear any pants? She's a pig!
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
Please let me note the hot trick in the first thumbnail who is rolling his eyes like "bitch please".
He knows whats up.
Submitted by Sookie on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 5:35pm.
sharpie some pants on yourself next time, would'ja?
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LMAO!!!!I would appreciate that too but I don't think it would stop the spread of disease. Her crotch area needs to be vacuum sealed and fumigated. But Gawd even full coverage underpants would be an improvement.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 2:27pm.
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 2:20pm.
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Buh-buh-buh-buh
Buh-buh-buh-buh
Buttahface.
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From now on that's how I'm singing it.
WAY better.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
She is probably leaving a yeast infection epidemic in her wake. Those leotards can't be good for air circulation and "freshness". And her crotch cooties are getting wiped all over everything.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
I cant wait for the day that she is photographed picking a wedgie!!!!! I know its coming..
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ugh seriously u know those signs that say no shoes, no shirt, no service. I'm pretty sure there's a rule about no pants too. I mean whoo frigging reallly would be allowed in public like this. Who the hell wants to sit on the chair after her bare crotch has been rubbing all over it. WTF.... If u dine at any of the restaurants she does I strongly recommend u bring ur disinfectant and ur towel. Or maybe the restaurants she goes to can start courtesy cleaning spray and towels like at the gym?
In the Afternoon Crumbs she is wearing those classy bleached out hairball dreaded weave eyebrows like that girl "did herself".
http://www.dlisted.com/node/32325
http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/lady-gaga/lady-gaga-goes-...
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:09pm.
HAHAHAAA oh well, at least she gets people talking. I'm a proud CACA-LOON!! She's a lot more interesting than anyone else out there nowadays:)
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Yes, darling. 34-year-old women who claim to be 23 and walk around holding teacups with their pus-filled cooter flapping out of their leotard fascinate me to no end!
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 1:45pm.
I like her. But Michael K., is this something personal? I've never seen the font like this, not even for the nonsense carried out by Fishsticks, Vadge, or MopHead. Did The GaGa dis you in Duane Reade? Did she cut in line at Papaya King? Steal your trick at Rawhide? Que pasa?
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LMMFAOOOOOOO!!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
HAHAHAAA oh well, at least she gets people talking. I'm a proud CACA-LOON!! She's a lot more interesting than anyone else out there nowadays:)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I feel your eyebrown anguish MK....she is truly a turd, and all cholas should put a hit out on her for stealing their look and mucking it up so badly..."Lady" Poop- Poop is grotesque, talentless and uglier than sin...and I sure as hell hope her 15 mins. is about up...very ugly and unlikeable...and her music is about as empty as her personality and head...
I just hope this 'thing' has no intention of having children - biological or otherwise.
Bad enough Shauna Sands and Spam Anderson reproduced.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
sharpie some pants on yourself next time, would'ja?
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Her nose looks like a Vienna sausage.
BLAAAAAAAAAHGGHRGH FUCK OFF
There are no words to describe this look.
Beat Biter, Dope Style Taker... MC Lyte
The font matches her eyebrows!!!!
Why is thing even successful? She looks shiteous and her "music" is pure crap.
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Auri sacra fames
I went to school with heifers like CaCa who tried to copy the beauty of the chola brows. They were beaten until they grew brows ala Brooke Shields circa 1981.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
rotten-egg: bwahahaha! I amend my statement: inordinately unattractive and yes, her eyebrows are dyed blonde (caterpillars - ugh.).
Come on, APRES crack frenzy a la Wino St. Lucia, diving behind bars while bartenders can't see...
oh boy those eyebrows - she's gone bonkers.
she looks a bit "Fivel Goes Westish" about the mouth
BITCH PLEASE.
*sharpens shank and grabs magic eraser*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
not a sharpie it's some kind of newfangled peel and stick technology
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 2:20pm.
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Buh-buh-buh-buh
Buh-buh-buh-buh
Buttahface.
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Bottom-feeder.
Feel free to wail away on this talentless clown MK.
I guess when your a butter face, all you can really do is show off your bod.
She does have a nearly perfect ass I will give her that, but the face and eyebrows is bleh.
obviously, she feels a need to dress so ridiculously in the hopes that maybe nobody will pay attention to how hideous she really is.
http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/1/18/23/what-lady...
horrifying!
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I wouldn't even mind the no pants thing if she would just cover her ass. I know plenty of guys out there are dropping to their knees to send thank you prayers but seriously, cover that shit up! I wonder if she's just trying to distract from the fug, because the face/make up situation is bringing plenty of that to the table.
And those eyebrows, ugh. I love how MK comments on eyebrows enough to warrant an eyebrow situation tag. Only on Dlisted.
Beyond fug.
Why can't this bitch put on some pants? A skirt?Shorts? I don't need this shit today...
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
don't i look so pretty in my avatar
its so hot when i talk like im deaf
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 1:45pm.
I like her. But Michael K., is this something personal? I've never seen the font like this, not even for the nonsense carried out by Fishsticks, Vadge, or MopHead. Did The GaGa dis you in Duane Reade? Did she cut in line at Papaya King? Steal your trick at Rawhide? Que pasa?
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you see, cholas are very dear to MK and he doesn't like this poseur biting their distinct style.
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looks like shes takin a shit in thumbnail 4