Monday, July 6th 2009
Hand Me A Magic Eraser
Fucking shit fuck fuck shit fuck fucking fuck! THIS BITCH. Lady CaCa is really doing this! You know, a few days ago I saw pictures of her with the same eyebrows and figured that it was just a one-time thing. I thought that even her fool ass would realize that she is not worthy of such exquisite eyebrows. BUT here she is again! The Sharpie Corporation needs to send a cease and desist to Lady CaCa right away! Also, the cholas and the old crazy ladies of the world need to file a class-action lawsuit against her for copyright infringement!
I'm serious. I'd rather see Sharpie eyebrows on CHERYL BURKE'S floppy nalgas than this bitch. Anybody but this trick ass skank ho! Something must be done.
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TheBreakdown: I saw a pic of her with her man on a beach recently. No close-up but she seems ordinary. She must be butt if you think she needs the shades day and night.
I mean - I'm good with mini skirts it's cool cuz you know - your privates are covered...if you behave they're just like shorts really...having your ass hanging all out like that. Really? Soon the fashion will be pasties and a g-string...accessories will include collars and ankle bracelets which can be fashionably attached to solid gold leashes held by all the sugar daddies in all the world....
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Lady Gaga was beat with the ugly stick well through puberty into adulthood and quite possibly still to this day.
Just fugly!!!
Goddamn!
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You know, I can accept 80s fashion coming back into play, but no one should try to bring Chola back.
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Straw hair, bright red crotchburn/rash in the front and a hole on the left cheek of her stockings in the back.
Thank you. Thank you for showing me this, Miss Caca. You may now continue your nightly dumpster dive behind Value Village.
Oh no darlings...it seems as though the shame of the walrus community, Perez Hilton, has been lifting things from Dlisted yet again! Don't hate me for checking in over there, darlings, it's a morbid (and admittedly sinful!) fascination.
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WTF is going on up in the ceiling of The Bank nightclub at the Bellagio???
Audrina sure seems interested!
Of course she does!
And is it just us, or does Ceiling Eyes look like she took a nice, big hit of the good stuff before pAArtying in Vegas on Saturday???
Puff, puff, pass!
she is so annoying. I can read her ugly poker face and it says 'hi. how are you? I'm a stupid ho.'
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you know my cousins swear Lady caca is talented, but then again they think Paris Hilton is a style icon :p
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I despise this whore, I thought she'd fade away by now, wishful thinking I guess...with all these teenyboppers who swoon over her, I think he (typo staying) will be around a lil while. The shoes are hot though, and so are the pantyhose, that's about it, that fucking lipstick color is awful.
that clothes makes me sick!!
i hate her!!
gaga needs to get serious about her mental condition. she it losing it
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 12:20pmSubmitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 12:20pm.
A friend of mine used to say " If you got a dick THAT big, well you better spit it out cuz it ain't yours!"
Chill MK, she's not worth the oxygen or effort.
She is so bloody ugly though.
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MizRo!
I've been working hard for the mon-AY!
And I have met this skank biscuit in person, and Lady Gaga is the ugliest 'lady' I have ever seen.
She should buy sunglasses in bulk!
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There is a snag in the nalga region of her nylons...tacky. Some kinky little eye-candy, just like dandelion-head.
Those two kinks make brit brit's hilbilly exhibitionism look pretty 'last year'.
Hmmm.... Not feelin the love for that purse. Should've stuck with monochrome.
My word, I just want to throw the poor dear a chestnut, and watch her take it into her tiny little arms and gnaw away at it like a child on Christmas morning.
The stench of her desperation is off the scale, especially with her ass hanging out. Again.
Stupid bitch! You NEVER go out in public wearing a pair of worn & scraped stiletto heels...EVER!
She looks like a very drunk & wasted Carol Channing...
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
What the hell does she have against pants or a skirt or even shorts? Its not like she even has a nice ass or even legs that should be shown off, she is so mediocre in every aspect that I guess she feels she has to push it hard to get recognition...
She must be super insecure. And she is so ignorant & immature that she doesnt even realize that what she does & what she wears isnt avant garde or even unique. She is quite a pathetic display.
Hehe - is it just me or does she look a bit like Kendra Wilkinson on a bad hair day?
Sorry Kendra.
Wow,is trying to get cast in the new Alice in Wonderland movie?
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I keep thinking those sunglasses are an eye patch.
That would be even hotter.
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TheBreakdown: missed you honey!
Race Bannon: I agree, put some pants on you hussy.
That synthetic wig is atrocious.
Y'all need to be nicer to her. You forget that she has to look at her own face daily without makeup, sunglasses and a teacup just to apply these poor unsuspecting sharpie emotions. That is torture enough for one soul.
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
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Lady GaGA looks kind of special needs there with those eybrows and shades.
I can't even imagine seeing this thing in real life. Hollywood is a like a black hole of weirdos.
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LOL MK, tell us how you really feel...
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 12:19pm.
Who's dick did she suck to famous?
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Her own, I'd wager.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 12:19pm.
Who's dick did she suck to famous?
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By the looks of it, I'd guess her own.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
She is getting exactly what she wants... ATTENTION. She is simply a fucking media whoring retard. Bring on the sex tape, bitch!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 12:12pm.
Looks like Lady CaCa's been reading DListed, MK.
Whether that should make us happy is a debate for the ages.
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She was just tryna do it before we did LOL!
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Who's dick did she suck to famous?
what a ass (no pun intended)
"Blo, when Sean was doing lines off of your raggedy cooter lips while you were watching Pineapple Express and promised to put you in a movie with Seth Rogen when you said you've always wanted to do acting stuff with him, he didn't mean it for real."
Now it makes sense. She took a ride on the disco stick. It was a sharpie. Makes so much more sense because no penis would go near there if it was a sane penis. I guess the sharpie wouldn't go down there either and just tried to make her happy by spraying her face.
One can literally plot her menstrual cycle by her outfits. Lady Grotesque.
I really try to enjoy her music, but as soon as her image pops up in my head it's over.
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Forgot to add... this piece of shit is getting bald, right?. Or is it my imagination?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Ugh. I am so tired of this hag and her stupid get-ups.
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"Two faces you have. Two faces, keep one in your bag. Well, I'm biding my time like a cellar of wine but with two faces you'll never be true".
Wow, MK you're so excitable today.
That being said:
WHAT THE FUCK!?!
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Ahahahaaa! @ "this trick ass skank ho"
She looks like she belongs in the rabbit hole with Tim Burton.
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I saw better looking drag queens on Fire Island this past weekend!
Just. Plain. Hideous.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
I have a beauty tip for Lady Gaga: Take a wrecking ball to your face, honeychild!
-"Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 12:12pm.
Looks like Lady CaCa's been reading DListed, MK."
You read my mind. That's what I thought then I saw her ridiculous cholita eyebrows and to know how much MK talks about the exquisite cholita sharpie skills, made me think this chick has a secret hidden agenda here.
Either way, she's still a one-trick pony and if she reads Dlisted I would like her to read my flipping bird for her untalented ass.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Is it bad that when I saw this picture on another website earlier today, I immediately thought of MK and DListed. LMAO.
1. MK, a bit of Kanyeezy just came out, but it was well warranted
2. Her chola eyebrows super suck but yet still magically delicious
There's a hole in the right cheek of her stockings. Flatulence, perhaps?
Lady Gaga is fun
But Lord, she really needs to wear shades at all times.
Underneath is a hot ass mess!
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Cara de shit! I'm really getting tired of her. she thinks she's so Original....(rolls eyes)
Coma Caca!!