Monday, July 6th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Jenny The Pug
This is a beautiful and touching mini-novella starring Jenny the Pug and her lil' stuffed pug dog babies. Follow Jenny as pushes a baby carriage (complete with parasol) all over Portland, Oregon. Jenny is a good mama je'e, because she knows that the sun could melt or fade her babies. Jenny is a better parent than half of the bitches out there! If this whole "Mother of the Year" thing doesn't work out for her, I'm sure she could get a job as the Joffrey Ballet's prima ballerina.
This makes me feel like I'm being hugged by a Care Bear, but if you ever catch me uploading a video like this starring my own dog, get me some dick ASAP. It would be a cry for help!
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Submitted by kiwikim on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 10:52pm.
Submitted by FireCat on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:29pm.
p.s. even if you MUST have a pure breed, there are tons in rescue of any and every breed you could imagine.
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petfinder.com has every breed from every shelter and rescue society across the states. And they're getting puppies from out of mills and auctions if you think you need a puppy too.
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AFUCKINMEN, Preach it people, preach it....I hate when people say "Oh I want this _______ breed and they arent available in shelters", assholes their are BREED SPECIFIC RESCUES, do your homework and some research, will ya jerk off....SAVE A FUCKING LIFE!!! DONT SHOP, ADOPT!!!!
Jenny is one cute sexy whore....love her, she's Pretty in Pink.
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That is cute.
Submitted by FireCat on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:29pm.
p.s. even if you MUST have a pure breed, there are tons in rescue of any and every breed you could imagine.
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petfinder.com has every breed from every shelter and rescue society across the states. And they're getting puppies from out of mills and auctions if you think you need a puppy too.
Cute, but they're probably totally fucking up that dog's back.
Jenny makes me feel better about preferring my dogs to humans.
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"Stupid is forEVAH." ~~Ron White
My pug's breath smells like a crab trap. But when I'm down, she knows it and I get the best pug hugs and snuggles therapy from her.
p.s. even if you MUST have a pure breed, there are tons in rescue of any and every breed you could imagine.
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I'm no ornithologist, but I have seen a cockatoo.
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Madonna looks about as natural pushing a stroller.
(That said, lurve the fact that Jenny -and her owner- bring smiles to people's faces.)
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
ahhhhhhh my migraine is gone!! what a day! No sh*t is monday. haha!Cute pug!! hahaha so cute I just wanna hug it!!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:46pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:44pm.
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But, they're so farty.
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LMAO yep and snorey too!
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LMAO and burpy.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:44pm.
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But, they're so farty.
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LMAO yep and snorey too!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:29pm.
Awwww I don't care what anyone says, that is effing precious!!! Pugs are such loving, loyal doggies:)
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But, they're so farty.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Awwww I don't care what anyone says, that is effing precious!!! Pugs are such loving, loyal doggies:)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
"This is a beautiful and touching mini-novella starring Jenny the Pug" LOL
The South Carolina serial killer is apparently dead, according to the news.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
My health food store has been drastically marking down stuff that's about to expire. So I'm getting boxes of organic cereal for $1.99!
I just smacked the FUCK out of the big toe I broke last week, so I'll have a six pack and Lortab for din- dins. It'll probably still hurt but I won't give a flying fuck.
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I'm no ornithologist, but I have seen a cockatoo.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 5:02pm.
Yes, MGD 64 is really good. Only problem is, it doesn't come in cans yet or by the bulk, lol.
Tried it, like the taste, it took me twice the amount to get the same buzz. Bought it to try to lose some weight. We still have some left, which we use as backups when the others run out and we know we can't drive.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 5:02pm.
Yes, MGD 64 is really good. Only problem is, it doesn't come in cans yet or by the bulk, lol.
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I started drinking this and before long was really drinking this. Could'nt figure out why I was going through so much. Then looked it up. It only has 2.8% alcohol. All other 'lite' beers have on average 4.5%. Available in cans here in AZ.
Clarisse - thanks for the drink tip. : )
Have a good evening all!
Britain's news of the world is reporting that Jenny is the mother of Michael Jackson's son Blanket.
bye jacko
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Smurfy! it's like buy some Corona and some limes you lazy American shits, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
A Cajun told me Bud Lite Lime was great. Does that make a difference? LOL
His taste buds are probably shot from all the hot spices.
Bye Jack!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 5:02pm.
Bud Lite Lime is some NASTY SHIT!!!!!!!
Agreed.
It gives me heartburn
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 4:51pm.
barburger,
Sorry, that is what I am having. Excellent cheap dinner is pasta drizzled in olive oil, fresh basil and a bit of parmesan or feta
Sounds good, my problem is that the hub is a carnivore. Also known as PITA!!
But as far as what you're having. I don't care for beets, (only had them once) and never had duck, but want to try. People say it's greasy. Any recipes to prepare? I would love to try it.
thanks will have to try it
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Reeter!
Yeh, someone if lyin! They couldn't even give them away for free the last time I was out...
Want something YUMMY? A:M Vodka cocktails!!!
http://www.drinkam.com/flavors/black_raspberry_am.html
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"Take off your shirt, and I'll tell you all about it."
Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 4:59pm.
:P I dont like it at all.
I like Heineken & Heineken light
but I havent drank beer in a while prob like 4 or 5 months I'm a wino now
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Yes, MGD 64 is really good. Only problem is, it doesn't come in cans yet or by the bulk, lol.
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I'm out.... until tomorrow - A.M.F.!
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Bud Lite Lime is some NASTY SHIT!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by barburger on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 4:58pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 4:50pm.
Actually, I've seen a 36 pack... it's a little overboard but hey....
I think my hub just got a woody over the 36. Where do you live, Jack?
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Arkansas
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Reeter I think it wasn't on, I got a bit befuddled, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 4:58pm.
Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 4:57pm.
I have heard Bud Lite Lime is yum!
They lied to you!
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Oh! Sorry, that made me LOL!
I hate it when they lie to me.
Is the MGD 64 any good? I've been thinking about trying it but have a hard time switching beers. Been a loyal ML drinker since I was 14 (don't judge!)
Reeter - not sure about Bud Light lime but I tried the Miller Lite lime and sucked big time IMO.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 4:57pm.
I have heard Bud Lite Lime is yum!
They lied to you!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 4:50pm.
Actually, I've seen a 36 pack... it's a little overboard but hey....
I think my hub just got a woody over the 36. Where do you live, Jack?
I have heard Bud Lite Lime is yum!
El B.,
Psssst...Izz just finished a run in Battersea Park. Grab him, lock him up for me and my 401K is yours!!
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"Take off your shirt, and I'll tell you all about it."
Hey guys! I finally had a busy day at work. Yeah! Snowpiece - was Daisy not on yesterday or did I just miss the show? If she was on, who got the boot?
Yeah, Miller Lite drinker. Except lately I've been drinking MGD 64 in the attempt to stay skinny.
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I don't think you should call anyone. You'll be putting yourself in the middle of it and fights will surely ensue. If she wants to stay out of jail she will eventually have to ask them herself. It's really none of your business what her family is thinking regarding this issue. Ok, done with the advice.
Burgers and wine for dinner tonight.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 4:19pm.
I'm an asshole. Discuss.
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You are refreshingly honest and witty about your assholedness.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 4:47pm.
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Bye, Race!
Stoney!!! you're a Miller Lite drinker?
Genuflexes to barburger
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.