Joyce DeWitt Is In The News!
Every morning I wake up hoping that there is some kind of news about Janet Wood! My wish was granted today, but unfortunately it's not good news. TMZ says that Joyce DeWitt had too many of those fizzy delicious drinks with umbrellas in them before getting behind the wheel of a car in El Segundo, CA on July 4th.
Joyce basically held up giant flag with the words "I IZ DRUNKS" written on it when she drove right through a police barricade! Not the brightest thing to do if you're driving under the influence of the sweet nectar. Bitch pulled a Chrissy Snow!
The po po smelled her drunk bref, gave her a few sobriety tests, arrested her ass for DUI and set her bail for $5,000. Come and knock on her cell door (but only between the hours of 1pm and 5pm Monday through Friday).... Sorry, it was right there and I had to take it.
UPDATE: I've added Joyce's beautiful mess of a mug shot. I think Janet was trying to recreate Phil Spector's legendary mug shot. The eyes have it!
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Felony charge for DUI+ faded celebrity = Cover of People Magazine after rehab (sidebar mention if it's a busy news week).
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Submitted by freebird on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 2:21pm.
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Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 2:19pm.
Wonder if she was coming home from The Regal Beagle.
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Holy crap that made me LOL!!!!
I blame Mr. Roper.
Oh, whew! I thought another one bit the dust.
And it's not a good sign she was from "Three's Company" and that John Ritter is dead and Suzanne Somers has been looking embalmed for years now.
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Bottom-feeder.
Wonder if she was coming home from The Regal Beagle.