Tuesday, July 7th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 6th!
Current holder of the world's longest foreskin award.' - Sandbitch
Runners-up:
Well, that's not going to protect your pockets, but it will continue to protect your virginity. - freebird
Even at age 13, Adrien Brody couldn't be trusted to dress himself. - DeeDee
just wait....
i'm going to unhook one side - bitchette
VIA Eat Liver
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what a joke! someone just PSed his pictures to hot ones and then uploaded to the famous rich men seeking affairs club !!!.ssugarscupid. c o m
.. you know it is a rich men seeking sugar babies site.. so he is said to seek an extramarital relationship there! lol
i love u,you love e.we r the good match.
she is so sexy on ^^^^^^^^^^KissCougar.com^^^^^^^^^which is a free site.the young men can date a sexy and wealthy woman online.come on,join us....
OMG Sandbitch! You did WIN! :D
WooHOO! *throws party streamers*
Congrats also to Freebird, DeeDee and bitchette... all y'all's were srsly funnay and lol worthy!
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Well bugger me with a fish fork I WON I WON! This truly is my day.
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!
WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTT!!!
i am a fucking runner up bitches!!!!
oh, yeah, congrats to everyone else :P
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Just time for a drive by but LMAO! Congrats, Sandbitch! Woot, FreeB!!! ♥♥♥Mah Deeeeeeeeeee♥♥♥! and WTG, Bitchette!!! Funnay bunch of Sex Hookers!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
LMAO, they were all superb! Congrats all!
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JABIFFXOXO
congrat to my DeeDee & freeeeee. good job SB!
bitchette: LOL that was my fave
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Congrats, winnahs! LOL freebird!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
OMG! And once again the funniest ones go totally overlooked. Not at all surprising.
WOOO HOOO! Congrats Sandbitch, DeeDee & Bitchette!!!!! Yay Me! :0) DeeDee, I loved that one! Y'all are hilarious!!! LOL, El B!
Well this is a nice lil' nugget of happiness to wake up to. Thanks MK. ♥
Congratulations Sandbitch ♥, freebird ♥, and bitchette ♥. You sluts make me laff everyday.
Congratz sandbitch, Freebird, DeeDee and bitchette! Funny slutz rule!
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Well done sandbitch, Freebird, DeeDee and bitchette. :o)
FORESKIN!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha....i miss mine, wonder what its doing *sob*
The omission of "Rachel Maddow caught in the act of stealing office supplies" is criminal. C-R-I-M-I-N-A-L. Congrats to the winners although none of them made me break up like reading that one did.
OH NO
Sandbitch won? She's going to be insufferable now.
heeee!
I normally never say this and mean it but those really were all funny!!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Congrats to all the winners!! (even the ones I don't get)
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Never Can Say Goodbye
Congrats Sandbitch!!
Congrats as well to fb, DD Loaf♥, and bitchette!
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Beavis and butthead decide to become Pornstars.
Very good points! I just met someone on a dating cougar club
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and we had our first drink about 4 hours after the initial contact.
We have just enough in common to get along but just enough differences to make it awesome fun! I totally recomend online
dating. Ohhh and she is awesomely hot!!!
if u sign up on it and keep u online more than 20mins u will find many hot pic ladies say hello to u .
I wonder why my abuelita slammed the door on my prom date?
"Close your eyes for your eyes will only tell the truth and the truth isn't want you want to see..." - the Phantom
Mormon S&M.
The recession has hit everyone hard; little Andy's S&M club had to improvise on the submissives' gear.
Waterboarding makes prisoners talk; nipple band torture just make them gay.
Eat your heart out, Tim Gunn.
Lady Gaga's other pose idea for V Magazine.
See, that's what happens when you go home with Boy George.
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"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
The standards on Slovakia's version of Project Runway are just a weeeee bit lower.
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"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
One of John Mayers "lost" High School pics.
My god,why he dresses like this and shows up on public.
log in ----**KissCougar.com**----( for Cougars and Young Men) to find more sexy or even naked pictures . It offers the matchmaking service for charming and mature women and the young men ...
Where are Britney's photoshoppers when you need them?
If you want my body, and you think I'm stretchy, come on girl, let me know.
"Look ma! Parasite Hilton!"
Borat's inspiration for his swimsuit mankini.
or
The Borat swimsuit prototype.
Zac Efron without his make-up.
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www.myspace.com/lazeechile
you are not alone,find your classy lover on _classymingle.com_ so dont miss the love in your life.
He needs to be careful, David Carradine died doing that.
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Ah, Hey Beavis, look, ah, ah huh huh, Im wearing like, a rubber, ah huh huh!
Ah, SCREECH found the outfit that Mr. Belding used to make him wear under the bleachers, at night, on Saturdays, when he was his chaperone....
No no no no no no no. I've seen enough. I do NOT want to see your slingshot.
Bruno's pet rat escaped it's cage again...
Tired of being ignored, Conrad Hilton it's time to take the title of family slut...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Chaz Bono shows off his post-op body.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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..just had his Jackson4 T-shirt ripped off
Chicks like guys with skills. Bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills, rubber band bondage suit skills...
Frankie "Nipple Eyes", the scourge of all evil-doers in Trenton previews his new crimefighting outfit to a grateful public.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
John Mayer, the early years....
Michael K. shows off his outfit for the gay pride Parade.
someone said he found more hot pics of him on the site sugarscupid. com .True or not??i just curious .
Hot slut of the Year!