Afternoon Crumbs

For the record, to contribute to the titty rants:

I agree with missy and co.

Men and women alike make a lot snide comments about my breasts when I wear low cut tops, and it really scarred my self-esteem.

Being insecure to begin with, I really never worried about my breasts until I went to high school. I was always aware that my boobs were quite big, but I didn't realize there was anything wrong with them until people really began to snicker behind my back when I'd wear certain tops.

I didn't meet their pornographic standards, I guess. Most people fail to realize that natural DD breasts aren't supposed to look like two tumors on your chest. Welcome to reality. Big tits =/= porn star rack.

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damn that's a sexy tittie on ri ri

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I'll give Rihanna an A+ for effort, but her attempts to be cutting edge and provocative have been shadowed by fellow attention whore Lady Gaga.

Better step it up, Ri-ri.

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It's nipple armor. Sometimes, on really cold days, I wish I had that.

I am sorry, Rhianna looks fucking desperate going out like that.

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I like Rihana's and Gaga's tits, no joke.

Posh... ermmm... I've no words... and The Osbourne girl makes my day. Just to see someone so rich, but so damn ugly and classless comforts me and tells me they're right (sometimes) about money not buying certain (very important) things.

So, it turns out Grenier just has a freakish Fred Flintstone face, and no hot, hairy body to match. Maybe his bush would have been nice and thick, but I bet that gets mowed every day. Shame.

Levi Johnston with a bodyguard/publicist is funnier even than Levi Johnston writing a book!

Rihanna is such a braindead dumbass; it's doubtful she understands why it's embarrassing to her to show off her titties in public. I expect we'll be seeing some snatch flashing very soon. She's taken over from SHITney; she's the black SLUTney spears...

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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits

I don't wanna see Janice Dickinson's crotch. I'm just getting over a hangover for god's sake ....

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Submitted by slappyou on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 5:10pm.

Lady caca. The body of an Angel and the face to protect it. She's no Peaches.

LOL!

What did I say? On the same day no less.
Pasties and a g-string. *eyeroll*
But she still needs a collar.

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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20

She got a boob job a while ago. They used to look bolted on. Now they are saggy. I don't get it.

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I like RiRi's outfit. She has nice boobage. They can do just about anything with those pasties anymore!

I <3 GaGa :)

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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

Lady Caca is wearing Sharpie eyebrows in another photo. For space ball boob shoot she has those bleached out hairball dreads or yarn pieces glued to her eyebrows like that chick "did herself" last month.

When I first saw Grenier, I thought he was hot. But he slowly morphed into ugly to me.

I'm laughing my ass off at Kelly Osborne calling anyone a buttaface. That bitch looks like she has Kim Kardashian's ass for cheeks. She's a nasty little fuck who ought to shut her fucking trash mouth before she comments on anyone else's looks.

I don't see why RiRi's outfit is so scandalous? I've seen hos wear much more revealing outfits than that (for example, the sheer 'dresses' on red carpets). I am jelly of her boobs. If I had those boobs, I might wear starfish on my nips too.
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Despite her Kate Gozzfuck hair-do, I would still hit it.

(the nice way... duhh)

Lady caca. The body of an Angel and the face to protect it. She's no Peaches.

what is so funny about the Girls Next Door is the hot one was the oldest, smartest, most natural, and the "heaviest". Holly looks tired as hell (guess desperation ages you) while Kendra the braying jackass looks 20 fucking years older than she is.

When will women learn, tons of makeup and surgery ages you faster than smoking, drinking, and laying out on mercury?

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I would love to have her "saggy pancake tits" shit if thats saggy, then mine is soggy ten times over LOL

"Blo, when Sean was doing lines off of your raggedy cooter lips while you were watching Pineapple Express and promised to put you in a movie with Seth Rogen when you said you've always wanted to do acting stuff with him, he didn't mean it for real."

It's been a looooong time since MK posted links to Pajiba in the crumbs or wood.
Films just became that bad, eh? :D I agree....

really? I thought Holly looked kinda cute and more natural (ha ha "natural", none of it is natural but you know what I mean)

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ubmitted by FilthyBitch on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 4:04pm.

Submitted by missy on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 3:52pm.
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what????

man, people are so brainwashed by the porn industry.

those are gorgeous, perky young breasts.

THATS HOW TITS LOOK BEFORE A BOOB JOB!
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Exactly! But I also know from experience that the majority here never ever ever in a million times a billion years want to hear that. Repeat after me, if they have "natural" tits, then they are from here on out to be referred to as pancakes and deformed. ALL other instances whether referring to tits, lips, nose, elbows, left ass cheek, 3rd nipple, taint, or cankle - THEY HAVE ALL HAD SURGERY.

Just repeat that over and over and no one here will notice anything unusual.

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yes! it's nice to see someone have real tits! And not grapefruit halves shoved under their skin, or boobs so big and inflated they rest under the girl's chin.
Fake boobs are ugly and should be banned in all cases except reconstructive surgery for cancer patients and other women that have lost a boob.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

Submitted by Pimpcessa on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 3:53pm.

Looks like Holly should have paid a little more attention to the make-up bitches techniques at the mansion. She looks like hell and knowing her she was probably thinking she would always be Hefs #1 and he called her bluff. Nasty hodoggy!!
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So true! she looks horrible!
and love MK's comment about her sucking it in.
Guess now that Chris Angel is gone she has to find another man to ride off into the sunset on.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

"Saggy pancake tits" is all I could think about when I saw that Lady CaCa solar system bullshit picture...

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Submitted by missy on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 3:52pm.
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what????

man, people are so brainwashed by the porn industry.

those are gorgeous, perky young breasts.

THATS HOW TITS LOOK BEFORE A BOOB JOB!
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Exactly! But I also know from experience that the majority here never ever ever in a million times a billion years want to hear that. Repeat after me, if they have "natural" tits, then they are from here on out to be referred to as pancakes and deformed. ALL other instances whether referring to tits, lips, nose, elbows, left ass cheek, 3rd nipple, taint, or cankle - THEY HAVE ALL HAD SURGERY.

Just repeat that over and over and no one here will notice anything unusual.

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OK I GUESS SORRY LET ME CORRECT MYSELF.
those starfish are weighing down her BOOBS and it looks REVOLTING. but they might be bullet proof in case chris brown decides to attend

hahahaha snowy, no shit!

I feel overexposed when I wear short shorts and sandals downtown for fucks sake!

but shit, if youre filthy rich, surrounded by bodyguards, age 20youngsomething, and youre at some hot party? starfish tits it is!!

how YOU doin?? ;)

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Wow Posh really did have her titties removed for reals!! She should have had them reinstalled in her ass cheeks. She one of those noassatalls!! Sje really looks like hell. Now I know why she always looks so pissed off. I would too if I looked lke that.

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i wish my boobs were as pancake saggy as you think riri's are. i don't know why she bothered with the jacket. what's the point?

Missy: I was thinking at least Ri Ri's tits look good and not fake......
and I think the star fishy thing is kinda cute, even tho I find starfish revolting and the thought of having one hanging off my nips is a bit horrifying....
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I like the star-tit outfit
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Looks like Holly should have paid a little more attention to the make-up bitches techniques at the mansion. She looks like hell and knowing her she was probably thinking she would always be Hefs #1 and he called her bluff. Nasty hodoggy!!

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Submitted by your ex on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 3:50pm.
pancake saggy boobs.

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what????

man, people are so brainwashed by the porn industry.

those are gorgeous, perky young breasts.

THATS HOW TITS LOOK BEFORE A BOOB JOB!

just pisses me off, all this stuff ultimately makes people insecure and unhappy :(

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pancake saggy boobs.

Damn. Becks's ass is fucking EPIC.

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"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White

If true, that Aaron Carter story is pure comedic gold. I'd love to see the whore who rode that.

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Ever see a man's stump? Guy's like, "Go on, man. I want you to know how it feels. Touch it. Touch my stump." Disgusting! So don't tell us that Bucky Haight wasn't shot, 'cause we were there. We touched his stump.

Some one might want to explain to Riri what the whole " Chocolate Starfish " thing is really about.

caca knobs.

I'm gonna laugh about that for the rest of the week.

Wow, apparently when you leave the mansion, your access to the magic face cream gets revoked.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 3:37pm.
Adrian Grenier looks like he'd have a really hairy ass.
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Ew. Getting a visual. It's curly.

Adrian Grenier looks like he'd have a really hairy ass.

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Does RiRi realize that there's a starfish sucking on her tit?

Lady GagMe with one of her caca knobs out. And that 4th grade solar system craft project on her head gets an F
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Hollywood Rag sucks a donkey dick with that fucking slowass load time and ad extravaganza. And Rihanna should be arrested for public fucking nudity. Fucking whore.

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