The Man In The Tree Stump
The City of Stockton, CA needs to bottle their own water and sell it at bars across the world (preferably one near me), because it's obviously some potent shit! It's got hos seeing things with their own eyes! You see, a neighborhood in Stockton believes that the image of Michael Jackson is on that tree stump. They need more people.
The dude who owns the tree said Michael's image suddenly appeared on the tree stump the day he passed away. That weekend, crowds began to gather around the stump. One neighbor said, "Michael Jackson was an icon to us. To Stockton, Michael Jackson meant more to us than Jesus, to some people. I think they're both about even."
Michael visited Stockton 20 years ago after a school shooting.
Raise your hand if see Michael on that tree stump. If you're raising your hand, then I'm guessing a bong is in the other. Or your fifth cocktail of the day. I squinted my eyes and even look at this upside down. I still don't see Michael Jackson! I kind of see an evil bunny rabbit with abnormally long whiskers and no ears, but I don't see MJ.
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Oh dear lord! I live in Stockton... Born and raised unfortunately. I hardly ever watch the local news because of crap like this. Wish we could have been on Dlisted for something funnier...like a crack leprachaun or a squirrel living in titties :)
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:38pm.
LOL! You just got back?!
Dat's funny, gurl! LOLOL!
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I CLEARLY SEE THE SLIM JIM MAN, ITS HIM, LORD HAMMERCY I HAVE A VISION OF THE SLIM JIM MAN!
fasten your seatbelts folks....it will only get worse since they opted not to have a public viewing so you know that will produce Jacko sightings at KMarts etc...
Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 4:51pm.
I see a serial killer squinty owl with an over weight left leg..
Submitted by gia on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 4:39pm.
Submitted by scoobs on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 4:34pm.
I only see an owl, albeit an evil one.
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Submitted by your ex on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 4:41pm.
wait i do see something
lady gaga's fucked up fat ass and her wonky ass nose
HAHAHAHA, damn, you herd have all the fun when i'm in zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'sville. :)
Don't bother watching the news today folks. Apparently, the only thing going on today is MJ's memorial service. Get your Jesus Juice, folks.
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Wait Michael Jackson pre surgery or after surgery? Cus I can kindof see a Micheal pre surgery.......ugh joking. This tree stump looks more like a butthole to me then anything.
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Oh for God's sake!,is there no end to this sort
of craziness?,MJ's face in a tree stump,where?
WHERE?,WHERE?...I don't see it!...I'm just sick
to the shithouse about this nonsense these kooks
should just let it go..
Tevness
i see his face.
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OK hang on I can kinda see what some of the posts below are describing.
But I do have a bong in my hand. And have eaten half packet of red vines.
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if its SUPPOSED to look like mj it's scary as hell, cause i just see chola eyebrows that say 'i will cut you bitch', and scarecrow nose, and weird facial hair that goes all around the head! and if that's the lips!? omg. im traumatized.
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I actually see Michael Jackson, tbh.
But that's not really as potentially creepy as his face appearing in the sky as Mufasa's in the Lion King.
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What are you going to do, suck me to death?
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:35pm.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! This thing is stalking me!
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I don't see MJ. I do however, think that ring around it looks nasty as hell.
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RIP Michael
I can see his face quite well, he is sleeping.
I feel like maybe I am mentally ill because of this, but I actually see what they mean. It looks a hell of a lot more like the "Grinch That Stole Christmas" than MJ, but I can see where they are going. It's a huge scary red grin and slitty little eyes like his mugshot.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 10:41pm.
For the most part it looks like an elephant's asshole to me.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
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Maybe that's just what people saw when they thought of MJ. Some splotches of colour...like the dark part his is mask and in the middle is his faux-nose sticking out...
For the most part it looks like an elephant's asshole to me.
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I see MJ in his underpants
Yup. Looks just like MJ packin' some wood... But I agree with the other poster--it is quite a stretch... ;)
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:15pm.
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LOL! I wonder if you stick a sharp stick in that cracked black hole with the yellow around it, the tree will squeal, "OoooooooHooooo!!!".
"I kind of see an evil bunny rabbit with abnormally long whiskers and no ears"
yep! that's exactly what I see too!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
I think what they are seeing it the shaded dark area above and around the crack. I would be a MJ from the 80s when he used jerry curl juice. Only difference would be that Michael still had a nose back then, so the crack is a little misleading.
"Michael Jackson was an icon to us." That might be true. He was a great musician.
"To Stockton, Michael Jackson meant more to us than Jesus, to some people. I think they're both about even." No, I dont think so. while Michael Jackson was a great musician. He was far from prefect.I really don't understand the mentality of his die hard fans.Michael was severely traumatised as a child. He was abused both physically and sexually in my opinion.
That led to a regressed mental state where he was forever a teen in his mind.Then he was sexually oppressed because he was a jehovahs witness so he started hanging out with little boys because they are innocent and of pure mind. The first boy he started a friendship with was that little kid from the burger king commercial.
Then he had struck up a freindship with a english kid by the name of Terry George.Read about his bizarre friendship on this link:http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/06/28/first-target-of-jackson-s-obsession-with-boys-says-what-he-did-was-wrong-but-i-forgive-him-115875-21476871/
Then he progress to a friendship with Emmmanuel Lewis.This is where he probably started having sexual feelings but instead of pursuing a relationship with a woman, he tried to have one with a kid.He took Emmanuel to the grammys and was carrying him around. Yes he had a date too a cover up for bringing Emmanuel, Brooke Sheilds but he was far more interested in the kid.He even booked a hotel room for himself and Emmanuel. Lucky for him, Emmanuel's mother found out and broke up the friendship.Then years later, he gets charged with a lawsuit for molesting Jordan Chandler. It was settled out of court but I believe that kid was molested by Michael Jackson. Michael probably believed in his warped mind that it was ok to sleep and molest kids.
Michael was a predator who preyed on kids. Talented yes but a twisted sick minded child toucher.
I see wood, so there's at least a chance that he fondled it.
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Can SOMEONE point out where the eff they see MJ!?
Are these the same people who saw that leprechaun in a tree??!!
It's a crack. Crack is wack. MJ wanted some crack. Step on a crack, break yo mama's back. Crack me some nuts, Beulah. Crack your knuckles. That's what this means to me.
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By "MJ" do they mean his bleached nono hole - because thats all I see, and even that is a stretch.
I'm raising my hand, but it does have a double martini in it. Goddamn, I almost spit out a mouthful laughing at this one. Oh, hellz naw. A tree stump ... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Rofl.
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"Michael Jackson meant more to us than Jesus, to some people. I think they're both about even."
That made me laugh. Pathetic.
Yea, he was a great entertainer, but he's no Jesus. People need to stop already.
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I see a vagina.
It's just your standard Rorschach test but made of wood.
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Best ever jesus sighting (angle and island girl may be the only ones to get it...) Very sad I can't find this hour has 22mins take on it.
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I see a cats asshole.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
The closest I can come is a smiley face with a hole where the nose should be...
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Are they blind? That's Billy Mays!
I see the dancing man figure from Dave Matthews band. Maybe it's Leroi Moore without glasses?!
Also, I can see Miss Viola Swamp from Miss Nelson is Missing.
MK, keep in mind, Michael did not have a nose. So, I think that is why they are imagining it is HIM.
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