Monday, July 6th 2009

Elizabeth Taylor Will Not Be Part Of The "Public Whoopla"

Tomorrow morning, the Staples Center in Los Angeles will be filled with thousands of people for Michael Jackson's memorial, but his bestest friend Elizabeth Taylor won't be there. Liz Twittered this afternoon that she didn't want to be a part of it. I loved that she used the word "whoopla." And I bet she says it the same way she says maaaaariage.

You know, it makes sense that Liz isn't going to show up. I think the memorial is more for the fans. It's bordering on a "public whoopla," but we'll see tomorrow. However, if there's a red carpet and Giuliana DePandasAss from E! is asking all the celebwhores who they are wearing, I'm throwing my TV out the window and sending Joe Jackson the bill!

The memorial will be televised on most major networks at 10am Pacific. So far, the list of performers and speakers include: Usher, Stevie Wonder, Mariah Carey, Jennifer Hudson, John Mayer, Rev. Al Sharpton, Shaheen Jafargholi (from Britain's Got Talent), Lionel Richie, Smokey Robinson and Brooke Shields.

Posted by: Michael K


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.. in the past weeks. Good luck, Woman!

Liz Taylor is obviously grieving and not using MJs death to dress up and be pretty and fake their tears in front of millions. Usher, Mariah Carey, John Mayer, and Al Sharpton, the racist, are all attention whores.

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gucci's picture

Beyonce pays her way into everything which to me is really pathetic. i mean, why would you want to be somewhere your not invited?

and don't the jacksons have a say in who they want at this thing? i guess not
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Jessica_Wakefield's picture

Ughh. Al Sharpton on MSNBC now. He seems to know everything going on with the family and Michael's kids.

If he's so close to them, how come he's not on his way to Forest Lawn? Even Barbara Walters will be there and was asked to sit with the family.

sugar free's picture

I just saw on Good Morning America that Beyonce will be at the Tribute.

YIPPEE!!!! (sarcasm)
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When will she go away already? Just like a leech, she attaches herself to any and all events of some importance. She ruined Obama's inauguration and now this.

I still think they should have modeled MJ's funeral after Princess Di's. It was public but tastefully done, without making it a circus or scalping tix.

Hard to believe that MJ didn't write up some plans on his funeral wishes. But then again, I think death frightened him and he might've really thought that he would live forever.

Beyond all this crap, the best tribute to MJ (and the only one that matters) is that when I hear one of his songs, it makes me happy.

At peace at last.

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Team Valtrex's picture

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:50am.
Wow. La Liz is on Twitter!!!...now I know the service has jumped the shark when a 90-year-old woman is posting her most intimate thoughts.
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Especially when every message she posts is "GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU DAMN KIDS!!!!"

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Jessica_Wakefield's picture

Wow. Now I feel stupid. My Mom and I have been arguing about Michael's body at Staples Center.

Despite what TMZ said, I was 100% sure it was NOT going to happen. But, CNN just confirmed.

Ugghhh. I have not been a Michael fan for a long time. But this is just outrageous. Even as freaky as Michael was I cannot imagine he would want this. I mean it's the fucking Staples Center. Not exactly the type of place that brings the warm fuzzy feelings.

Stan Hooper's picture

Wow. La Liz is on Twitter!!!...now I know the service has jumped the shark when a 90-year-old woman is posting her most intimate thoughts.

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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno

Expecting my third in October.

I think this is a really funny video with Michael in different funny situations. Beginning from the 1:30 mark, you can see him and Elizabeth opening christmas presents. They seemed to be very close. So nice.

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Katt's picture

I've always liked Liz...good for her not to be part of that fuckery.
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Norwaygirl's picture

It's amusing that what Elizabeth wants is equal to what the dead one wants.

Isn't it always so? When people who have lost someone, do something they know is not right, they always claim it was what the dead one wanted.

Like, "I know my brother would have wanted me to fuck his wife"

magnificent_G's picture

At least one person who doesn't want to show her face at any cost and really mourns, in private. I believe she's sincere.

carefreea's picture

Submitted by Miss Thang on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:24pm.

Oh, yeah, I bet you're one of those that laffed real hard at that joke about a 50 year old and some 12 year old buns. hilarious, isn't it? Child rape is so funny, right?

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Whereas sweeping those long and multiple suggestions and allegations under the carpet is better? Hahaha good one.

*eyeroll*

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The C word's picture

So good of these people to take time out of promoting themselves and their projects to do this.

(see below re. sarcasm)

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Jessica_Wakefield's picture

I just saw on Good Morning America that Beyonce will be at the Tribute.

YIPPEE!!!! (sarcasm)

ZiggyStardust's picture

Couldn't they just dangle MJ out of a balcony window like he did with his [sic] baby?

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Khensu Hetep's picture

You mean this is a huge opportunity for celebutards to pose for a bunch of pictures and Kim Kardashian WON'T be there?

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RichBitch's picture

Oi daisyblk you cunt,
Why WHY do you bother you stupid fucking cunt? Who EVER goes to these fucking shite cunting websites that you and the rest of the spammers hawk? It would be something if you could even write in readable English but that seems beyond you. Just die you annoying fucking cunt fuck.

Sandbitch's picture
lucky13's picture

fuc*ing kill me now!!!! It's gonna be GOD AWFUL tomorrow morning! Let that piece of plastic R.I.P!...And let Liz Taylor's taxidermist do a proper job on her...for real. Please GOD help all of us innocent people..... Spare us from this douchebaggery!!!!!!!!!!!

dolledup's picture

living in LA ,,,ugh this shit sucks

Sandbitch's picture

She gave him the elephant pre internetz. Yes, pre internetz. Who is feeding the elephunt.

Rem Koolhaas's picture

Elizabeth Taylor is spot on. Nothing but a soul-crushing spectable will be going on tomorrow...just to sell more schlock to the gullible masses.

I am sad for MJ's true family and friends, but I am soooo glad that freak is dead and gone so the rest of the world can finally turn the page and create something new.

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Sandbitch's picture

Isn't Liz Taylor the stupid cow that gifted MJ with a frigging elephant then went home?

La Taylor's still hurting coz MJ named Diana Ross as the 2nd option guardian for his kids and not her. (hmphf)

"Close your eyes for your eyes will only tell the truth and the truth isn't want you want to see..." - the Phantom

gucci's picture

leica:

if you don't want to hear anything about michael jackson then wear earplugs and cut off your tv. and when you come to this site, bypass the spread with MJ and go somewhere else. i mean, MJ isn't the only celeb being talked about on dlisted. go to another spread and shut the fuck up.

Sexecution:

So i guess every celeb that has a private funeral has one because no big named stars will show up? you sound stupid; think before you type.

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Isn't it Bromantic?

Mother Superior's picture

Good she doesn't attend.
This 'memorial' service is a joke.
Wouldn't be surprised if it was abused by sponsors and their advertisement.

Hope the loos won't work ;)

leica's picture

I'm so sick of this Michael Jackson bullshit. I don't give a fuck about him. I wish they would shut the hell up about him already.

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Eddie's picture

Cmon AEG people you can't talk her into doing it satellite from her mansion, and just put her on a big screen??

TITS's picture

Submitted by BobsBB on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:09am.

ZOMFG! If this:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/eve/1256938795.html

comes to pass, I will believe in a god, whichever one makes it happen...
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jesus h that's funny. loved the 'no experience necessary' - nice touch.

see now THAT I would watch!

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Sexecution's picture

Jesus Juice was a low life pedo. She's and old woman and he bought her expensive gifts, and jewelry - he bought friends. I doubt they had seen each other in years, so why would she bother being wheeled into a venue she'd never set foot in anyway?

I think they are having a private funeral because no "big name" stars would show up if it was an invitation guest list, there are going to be some nasty scandals and details released about his diddling behaviors, death voids non disclosure agreements, so all his filthy acts will be told and everyone of his victims will be lining up to tell their tales, this is when others will be cleaning up on MJ tales.

Miss Thang's picture

I never heard of MK giving a fuck whether a person is alive or dead. I'm sure if he had an opinion on anyone, he would give it, right?

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Trying to live without your love is one long sleepness night
Let me show you, girl, that I know wrong from right
Every street you walk on, I leave tear stains on the ground
Following the girl I didn't even want around
-I want you back, MJ!

ChasingSatanAway's picture

ew..what a bitch!
I've always loved Liz but it's just awful that she's turning her back on a friend..

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BobsBB's picture

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There's the door, spaceman.

TexnDoc's picture

<"Submitted by Miss Thang on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:24pm.
At least MK has enough sense to know the allegations were bullshit.">

Oh please. He has enough sense not to want a Howard Stern/Selena fiasco.

iHeartHaters's picture

*Laughs cause this shit is STILL going on!

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

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Toonces's picture

Miss Thang: How do you know what MK is thinking or not? What makes you believe MK's staying out of this because he believes MJ was innocent from day one? Did it ever occur to you that maybe just maybe, the reason why MK hasn't said anything about MJ is because he is a smart bitch and he doesn't want people calling the whaaaaaaaaaaaambulace on his ass for being insensitive to Holy Michael? I don't know what joke you're talking about Miss Thang, but see, the thing about insensitive jokes is that they are just that. JOKES!

Hotmami's picture

Yeah, um, just because MK isn't sitting here talking about MJ being a child molester doesn't necessarily mean that he thinks the allegations are bullshit. You can be a fan of someone's talent and still be able to see them for what they are.

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original putas's picture

Damn,
who died and left "Miss Thang" the head of all opinions concerning Michael jackson?
Some people believe he's a pedophile, Get over it.
I grew up with him, love his music, but I also believe that #1: he was a pedo
#2: he was bat shit crazy.
And everyone else has a right to believe whatever they want, so lets not get all loonie tunes and start moralizing and shushing other peoples opinions about Michael Jackson.

IT IS THE JESUS JUICE. BLAME THE JESUS JUICE.

Bruiser's picture

HArdY-ee HaR HAR! even EYE know not to have black VEts/doctors InjECT mE with anythANG!

Miss Thang's picture

Toonces: child, hush! People say he's a pedophile because they love drama and thrive off of saying the most hateful disgusting things about others as possible. I mean, damn, MK runs a fucking gossip site and even he has shown a great deal of class and sensitivity concerning this subject. It is very telling. At least MK has enough sense to know the allegations were bullshit.

oh, yeah, I bet you're one of those that laffed real hard at that joke about a 50 year old and some 12 year old buns. hilarious, isn't it? Child rape is so funny, right?

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Trying to live without your love is one long sleepness night
Let me show you, girl, that I know wrong from right
Every street you walk on, I leave tear stains on the ground
Following the girl I didn't even want around
-I want you back, MJ!

Tristram's picture

I can never guarantee I would be coherent to say a word either. It's sometimes minute by minute with me.

Toonces's picture

Yeah, right, people find the jokes about MJ being a pedophile disturbing but they find nothing disturbing about a man sleeping with kids that are not his kids. Sure, there is also nothing disturbing about a grown ass man talking about sleeping with children with so much longing. You people give Cliniqua from justjared a run for her loony ass! Boohoo, poor Michael, he never got a chance at life! Well guess what people, he did this to himself! Sure, Joe Jackson contributed to his cuckoo persona but people who knew him and loved him say that he loved to play the victim too. He loved to have people feeling pity for him. Even Lisa Marie said that in an interview! Based on his suffering, he made a lot of people believe him! FFS, his sick behavior was not 100% Joe Jackson's fault! People have to be responsible for their own actions at some point in their lives. Or will you tell me that just because a killer was abused when he was a kid, he doesn't deserve to go to jail? There is sick denial, and then there are the MJ fans!
And no, people do not see MJ as a pedophile because he dressed weird or he had a million plastic surgeries or because he was an eccentric SOB. They think he was a pedophile because he was a middle aged man who talked dreamily and lovingly about sleeping with someone else's children! Not men or women, CHILDREN. He had a fucking ranch! Kids could have slept in other rooms so why did the kids need to sleep with him when they had a zillion rooms in that place?

OKAY WOW JUST WOW.
JUST BECAUSE MICHAEL REALLY COULD GRAB THE DING DONG WITH THE SPARKLING HAND AND SING HIGH ON THE MOON WALKING DOES NOT MEAN THE CHILDREN WERE LOVED.

Miss Thang's picture

oh yeah, I'm watching The View on my DVR. Yet another longtime friend of Michael Jackson, Whoopi Goldberg, says she never believed the allegations and she left her kid with MJ all the time, and that Showbiz types always get sued and decide to settle out of court just to avoid the bad press. Jussayin'.

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Trying to live without your love is one long sleepness night
Let me show you, girl, that I know wrong from right
Every street you walk on, I leave tear stains on the ground
Following the girl I didn't even want around
-I want you back, MJ!

Miss Thang's picture

LMAO!!! *grabs popcorn*

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Trying to live without your love is one long sleepness night
Let me show you, girl, that I know wrong from right
Every street you walk on, I leave tear stains on the ground
Following the girl I didn't even want around
-I want you back, MJ!