Elizabeth Taylor Will Not Be Part Of The "Public Whoopla"
Tomorrow morning, the Staples Center in Los Angeles will be filled with thousands of people for Michael Jackson's memorial, but his bestest friend Elizabeth Taylor won't be there. Liz Twittered this afternoon that she didn't want to be a part of it. I loved that she used the word "whoopla." And I bet she says it the same way she says maaaaariage.
You know, it makes sense that Liz isn't going to show up. I think the memorial is more for the fans. It's bordering on a "public whoopla," but we'll see tomorrow. However, if there's a red carpet and Giuliana DePandasAss from E! is asking all the celebwhores who they are wearing, I'm throwing my TV out the window and sending Joe Jackson the bill!
The memorial will be televised on most major networks at 10am Pacific. So far, the list of performers and speakers include: Usher, Stevie Wonder, Mariah Carey, Jennifer Hudson, John Mayer, Rev. Al Sharpton, Shaheen Jafargholi (from Britain's Got Talent), Lionel Richie, Smokey Robinson and Brooke Shields.
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okay here's the last Mad Tv parody of Michael Jackson....from you tube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6otGMJQv5k
gucci, I read somewhere that all the designers during fashion week in NYC are going to have tributes to MJ. His pics are going to be all over the clothes & there will be MJ inspired fashion. Very cool.
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Trying to live without your love is one long sleepness night
Let me show you, girl, that I know wrong from right
Every street you walk on, I leave tear stains on the ground
Following the girl I didn't even want around
-I want you back, MJ!
oh and al sharpton can kiss my ass and pull my pants when he's done. ghetto creep.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Well, Miss Thang, how about freakishly thin, curved, veiny cock? That's better.
<"Submitted by Kelly Taylor on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:55pm.">
You'd probably get the response you're baiting for if you used Heath Ledger instead of Cobain. The tears flowed for days around here.
Phoebe:
im not surprised that people are still crying over elvis. my mother who was a nurse was working the day he died and she told me when the news hit tv the entire hospital stood still it was that unreal. and im telling you: years from now your going to be seeing and hearing loads MJ impersonators marrying couples in vegas as well as hear about reported sitings of his ghost haunting neverland. its that serious.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
fat curved cock sounds kinda good...
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Trying to live without your love is one long sleepness night
Let me show you, girl, that I know wrong from right
Every street you walk on, I leave tear stains on the ground
Following the girl I didn't even want around
-I want you back, MJ!
While we're bashing dead people, boy am I glad that Kurt Cobain is dead! Seriously, fuck him. His music always sucked and now is overplayed to the hilt. It's been well over a decade since he blew his fucking brains out, but he still manages to make the cover of Spin in some form or another at least 10 times a year. He can burn in hell, he and his druggie ways can suck a fat curved cock.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:43pm.
this one is for you, hon!
Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:41pm.
Here is a beautiful, heartwarming tribute video that Mad Tv made for our beloved Michael Jackson years ago..
it is so touching!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQNj1EQN-o0
this one is so touching it made my cooter cry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kGW2RYF6pU
Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:41pm.
Here is a beautiful, heartwarming tribute video that Mad Tv made for our beloved Michael Jackson years ago..
it is so touching!
watch it....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQNj1EQN-o0
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Cute MJ vid:
"Blame it on the Boogie"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW1iq4IO2k
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Trying to live without your love is one long sleepness night
Let me show you, girl, that I know wrong from right
Every street you walk on, I leave tear stains on the ground
Following the girl I didn't even want around
-I want you back, MJ!
The only people I feel badly for is the taxpayers of California. Always footing the bill for these celebrities. This MJ thing is beyond ridiculous.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:15pm.
OK, I just finished my first martini, swallowed a Valium, and now I want some whoopla. What is whoopla?
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a delicious bakery pie.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:15pm.
O hell, why not? Let's whoopla it up! :D
Angel....I think my whoopla is working. I've starting throwing Valiums out the window to strangers who look like they need my help. I saved you some though. Cocktails and whoopla to all dlisters at my house!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQNj1EQN-o0
Here is a beautiful, heartwarming tribute video that Mad Tv made for our beloved Michael Jackson years ago..
it is so touching!
watch it....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQNj1EQN-o0
bwahahaha, bitches is just jelly.
first, cause non a youse have any talent to be celebrities and live a "celebrity" life
second, cause youse gotta hear this circus media bullshit for the next two months, at least.
and all your criticisms of him not being deserving ain't changing the fact that he's setting a new standard in tabloid media frenzies,
even in death.
baaahahahahahahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Noelegy, I don't know where you get that from. Most MJ fans I always knew were black. Plus, some of us really actually believed him when he said he had vitiligo.
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Trying to live without your love is one long sleepness night
Let me show you, girl, that I know wrong from right
Every street you walk on, I leave tear stains on the ground
Following the girl I didn't even want around
-I want you back, MJ!
Angel, Spammers do have that sixth sense. So, are you really looking for a sugarmomma? DON'T ANSWER THAT! Never mind.
I'm excited, I get to wear my Candie's jellies when we go to JJ's court. Yipee!
Why do these whores always put 30 year old pics of themselves in their publicity spots as if we don't know what they really look like nowaways? *sigh*
Whoever talked about that video of Liz giving Michael his first birthday. I just watched it, brought tears to my eyes. He was such a gentle soul :(
So glad Liz befriended him.
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Trying to live without your love is one long sleepness night
Let me show you, girl, that I know wrong from right
Every street you walk on, I leave tear stains on the ground
Following the girl I didn't even want around
-I want you back, MJ!
@Reeter: Thanks, gurl! There be some conspiracy up in here, I tellya. *hisses* Spammers have EYES! *endhisses* Wait a second, no - they don't have eyes. That's what's wrong with them. They got ...herpes! That's it!
So how you be? You know besides "overwhelmingly inundated with the details of MJ's life and death?" ...?
ONT: That was on topic, right? Close enough.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Of course she's grief stricken, who is going to give her jewelry now?
My sister and I are charging up our phones, getting our bags of snacks ready and icing our drinks for the big spectacle.
The only thing that could make this better is if Conan sends Triumph.
I thought Robert Shapiro had died?
I'm going to try to say this as tactfully as possible. The enormous outpouring of grief by the black community (and race pimps Sharpton and Jackson) seems...odd considering that MJ himself didn't seem to want to be black.
Kind of reminds me of how O.J. Simpson, pre-murder-scandal, used to say, "I'm not black, I'm O.J.!" But after he was acquitted, he was all of a sudden some kind of black "hero"?
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Angel, I'll be your character witness. I won't let them talk shit on you!!
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:15pm.
OK, I just finished my first martini, swallowed a Valium, and now I want some whoopla. What is whoopla?
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You're soaking in it!
I likey whoopla! Join me?
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O hell, why not? Let's whoopla it up! :D
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:15pm.
OK, I just finished my first martini, swallowed a Valium, and now I want some whoopla. What is whoopla?
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You're soaking in it!
I likey whoopla! Join me?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by eva2009 on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:18pm.
In addition, i want to inform you that someone here is keeping saying you are seeking love on ** sugarmommamatch.com. **
recently..
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WHO?! WHO SAID THAT?! SLANDERER! I'm calling Judge Judy!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Whar?? MJ died?? Since when?? Where?? Why haven't any of the news casts covered this??
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:15pm.
OK, I just finished my first martini, swallowed a Valium, and now I want some whoopla. What is whoopla?
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You're soaking in it!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
In addition, i want to inform you that someone here is keeping saying you are seeking love on ** sugarmommamatch.com. **
recently..
"Whoopla"??? it's a 3 ring circus! and a concert at a memorial? a fiasco!
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:10pm.
I just got home from work. Is MJ still dead?
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Sadly, yes. I'm kinda hoping he'll be reborn so he can go back into hiding.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
OK, I just finished my first martini, swallowed a Valium, and now I want some whoopla. What is whoopla?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Tacky, tacky, exploitation, that's all this shit is about. I'm sure there is money being made from it, there will probably be a funeral DVD for sale, etc.
Liz is right on, and probably one of the few people who was ever a true friend to MJ.
I hope his kids don't have to be exposed to this fucking fiasco for all of these morbid fuckers to gawk at.
It's just a larger scale version of Anna Nicole Smith's death. DISGUSTING!
"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"
I just got home from work. Is MJ still dead?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
This morning on the Early Show they were interviewing a LA city official (Mayor, maybe?) and she said she would like to see the Jackson family chip in on some of the cost of this memorial.
ROTS OF RUCK with that!
I surfe on a sugar daddy dating site sugarscupid. com, I accidently saw Michael's naked photos,very hot,,, I am wondering what kind of relationship he is seeking on that site.
Whoopla, my sweet sock monkey ass! Queen Liz doesn't want people to see her aged face on the Jumbotron.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as --- http://www.SugarBabyMeet.com/---
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:08pm.
Submitted by OXA on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:05pm
I hate both those pieces of shit. Al Sharpton got on camera the other day and demanded that MJ have his own fucking stamp.
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In true memory of MJ the stamp should be a young boy.
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BWAHAHAHAHA!! Anyway, I'm so boycotting this sh!t. OK, I kinda have to since I'll be having a work meeting at that time. But even if I didn't, I still wouldn't watch this sh!t. Ok, I would but only for five minutes out of morbid curiosity. That's it!! Honest!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:49pm.
Hey now,
50 is the new 40
40 the new 30
30 the new 20
and 20 is now apparently a felony.
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AMEN!
I hate both those pieces of shit. Al Sharpton got on camera the other day and demanded that MJ have his own fucking stamp.
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In true memory of MJ the stamp should be a young boy.
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the kind you have to lick.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
this fukking shit just reminds me why I have to have my meds adusted..
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Fucka doodle-do.
BB 50 is not old. But a 50 YO drug addict who looked like a ghoul for over a decade dying? that is not a fucking suprise to me, I guess. I can't wait till he's in the ground and I cease to have to hear about him.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:08pm.
Submitted by OXA on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:05pm
I hate both those pieces of shit. Al Sharpton got on camera the other day and demanded that MJ have his own fucking stamp.
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In true memory of MJ the stamp should be a young boy.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Hey now,
50 is the new 40
40 the new 30
30 the new 20
and 20 is now apparently a felony.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
He wasn't young. he was 50. He also was sickly and disgusting looking for the last 15-20 years of his life, and all evidence points to a long history of drug use. Mother Teresa deserved a hellofalot more than Chester Molester does.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
This is going to be one giant Hollywood circle jerk of celebs. Talk about vom. Good for bulimics.
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Cost of home alarm system: $700. Watching a stoner trip the alarm and feverishly try to remember the code: priceless.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:51pm.
Mother Theresa didn't even get this type of outpouring of grief that this pervert did. What a fucking joke.
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To be fair, it's different when an elderly person dies after a long fulfilling life in contrast to the sudden unexpected death of a young superstar. People still wail and scream about Elvis dying, and that was over 30 years ago.