Elizabeth Taylor Will Not Be Part Of The "Public Whoopla"
Tomorrow morning, the Staples Center in Los Angeles will be filled with thousands of people for Michael Jackson's memorial, but his bestest friend Elizabeth Taylor won't be there. Liz Twittered this afternoon that she didn't want to be a part of it. I loved that she used the word "whoopla." And I bet she says it the same way she says maaaaariage.
You know, it makes sense that Liz isn't going to show up. I think the memorial is more for the fans. It's bordering on a "public whoopla," but we'll see tomorrow. However, if there's a red carpet and Giuliana DePandasAss from E! is asking all the celebwhores who they are wearing, I'm throwing my TV out the window and sending Joe Jackson the bill!
The memorial will be televised on most major networks at 10am Pacific. So far, the list of performers and speakers include: Usher, Stevie Wonder, Mariah Carey, Jennifer Hudson, John Mayer, Rev. Al Sharpton, Shaheen Jafargholi (from Britain's Got Talent), Lionel Richie, Smokey Robinson and Brooke Shields.
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O GREAT! MORE ARGUING ABOUT A DEAD GUY! HOW FUN!!!
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Funerals are for remembering the person who died and saying goodbye. This is turning into another Laker Basketball win with the Reverend "Abbott" Jackson and Reverend "Costello" Sharpton upfront and annoying. I'm with Elizabeth Taylor. Dignity in death, my ass, this is unbelievable in the tackiness of it all--R.I.P. Mr. Jackson.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:23pm.
Is it being suggested, sushi is jealous?
Sushi is a Jellis H8er???
all I can say after sushi's reponse is: snap!
I have to say is that I find it very entertaining.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Wouldn't it be "hoopla"?
The city should sell t-shirts to offset the cost of security.
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"Submitted by TITS on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:16pm.
can you pick me up one of those fancy ass juicers?"
Hell yeah! I'll also include a few oranges from my Uncle Tito's backyard.
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Wow....I dont know if all this is very appropriate or just tacky. He is dying just as he lived: absurdly, ridiculously, loudly...like a circus...not that he was ridiculous, he was a great, talented artist and person, but a lot of things about his life were - like wearing a mask going in public, the endless plastic surgeries that gave him the grimace of a clown, the fact that he married that fugly cow Debbie Rowe and didnt father his kids, neverthland ranch...the fanfare...his need to own everything iconic...and now he is dead and is being laid to rest MTV movie awards style.
I bet you that there will be a red carpet and fashion magazines picturing what people wore and how they did their hair - and of course the advertisers and all - who will even in his death, turn a fast buck and profit.
Appropriate for MJ or just tacky? I dont know...in his lifetime, the line that distinguishes the two was seldomly visible...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
If this is true, good for her. Although she shouldn't have said as much over Twitter - issue a press release instead.
If it wasn't for Liz Taylor's gentle heart and friendship, Michael Jackson would've been dead years ago. Leave her alone and let her grieve the loss of her friend; fuck the ghouls.
Is it being suggested, sushi is jealous?
Is it being implied because we are not famous we don't matter?
I got an appreciation for his music back in MJ's death but that's it. Anything he did that is considered "charitable" is expected and standard famehwore practice.
They all do shit for "charity".
They also get major tax breaks, have off shore tax shelters and pay less in taxes all around and in proportion than us common fat ass slobs.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I won't be watching that shit. It's a farce. None of those people stood by him after his trials, yet they're best friend's now and talked everyday? My ass.
I can't be bothered. I'll be sleeping.
it's just a win win situation for all the media & attention whores pfff
Bradi!
Oh it is AWFUL! Unfort, I started watching it, so I have to finish it!
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"Take off your shirt, and I'll tell you all about it."
Who would have thought Liz Taylor would be the voice of reason? I respect her for choosing to grieve in private and with dignity.
On the other hand, the rest of those opportunists planning to show up tomorrow are no doubt squeezing into the clown car as I write this.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:51pm.
Mother Theresa didn't even get this type of outpouring of grief that this pervert did. What a fucking joke.
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um.. mother T's actions were nothing short of perverted.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Chirio!!
LMAO!!! MJ's real body won't be there...replaced with a wax figure!?!?! Um, that's the same damn thing!!
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"Take off your shirt, and I'll tell you all about it."
Sushi, u also didn't give the world some of the most beautiful music. You also haven't donated $500 million to charity. So, simmer down. Who the fuck knows what you've got goin on in your bedroom and what kind of skeletons are in ÿour closet.
Get used to it. Like it or not, MJ's memory will live on forever, while yours will die along with the passing of your friends and family.
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I really don't give a fuck what you think about me. Keep on slobbering obsessively over the drug-induced dead father who cared so much over his kids that he could barely stay sober.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:08pm.
"Submitted by i_heart_jack on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:07pm.
And after the memorial, cue the rioting and looting because there are going to be way more people than police there."
I already have my shopping cart polished and ready to go!
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can you pick me up one of those fancy ass juicers?
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Seems like this is turning into the very type of spectacle Michael detested. Wonder if the family is selling t-shirts?
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:11pm.
Submitted by OXA: "Rev Al Sharpton and Rev Jesse Jackson would go to the opening of a fuckin envelope if there were cameras there."
Only if the envelope was black.
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snort.
lol at 'was'.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
I can respect that. It is going to be quite a circus tomorrow. And after tomorrow, I hope everyone(the media included) will settle down and shut the fuck up about MJ. Yeah right.
http://rantbomb.com/
rev al and meyer? fuuuuuuuck
good choice liz. keeping it classy.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
LOL at Sandbitch's avvie.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:11pm.
Submitted by OXA: "Rev Al Sharpton and Rev Jesse Jackson would go to the opening of a fuckin envelope if there were cameras there."
Only if the envelope was black.
True
I see Michael Jackson! Look! O wait,no - that's Elizabeth Taylo. My bad.
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Clarisse on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:04pm
CUTTING CLASS!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
On Topic: So, this shit is on at like 1pm EST. I am safe for now....but I did realize I DVR'd "No Country For Old Men", in HD.....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Oh Good, just seen on the news that Robert Shapiro is speaking on the side of the lawyers Michael picked to execute his will.
Oh.......you whores KNOW someone is going to die at this fuckery. Women will be passing out, kids getting stomped on, people fighting....
Submitted by OXA: "Rev Al Sharpton and Rev Jesse Jackson would go to the opening of a fuckin envelope if there were cameras there."
Only if the envelope was black.
"Submitted by i_heart_jack on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:07pm.
And after the memorial, cue the rioting and looting because there are going to be way more people than police there."
I already have my shopping cart polished and ready to go!
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Submitted by OXA on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:05pm
I hate both those pieces of shit. Al Sharpton got on camera the other day and demanded that MJ have his own fucking stamp. I don't bash on MJ, but WTF a stamp? I.don't.think.so
And after the memorial, cue the rioting and looting because there are going to be way more people than police there.
Ummm so I really think that MJ's body wont be there! I mean..so much crazyness I am sure they'll use a wax figure of him or something. I dunno just sayin.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:00pm.
Good. I'll look for the rejection letters and report them. They can't benefit off of human tragedy, its an eBay policy.
I hope those eBay service reps in Canada are ready cause I'm reporting (I can report 200 at a time) every last one of those mofos just like I did for the fuckers who sold shit saying they were a Katrina survivor, and the fucktards selling Heath Ledger obituaries.
Rev Al Sharpton and Rev Jesse Jackson would go to the opening of a fuckin envelope if there were cameras there.
CTH!
We need a little Mrs. Puff wisdom up in here!!
Bradiful!!!
I am watching the MOST SHITTASTIC movie with your boy in it from 1989!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiU3Eo6PGB0
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"Take off your shirt, and I'll tell you all about it."
They need to hold this shit on another planet & ship the loons off this hunk of rock. Amen & thank you.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Sushi, u also didn't give the world some of the most beautiful music. You also haven't donated $500 million to charity. So, simmer down. Who the fuck knows what you've got goin on in your bedroom and what kind of skeletons are in ÿour closet.
Get used to it. Like it or not, MJ's memory will live on forever, while yours will die along with the passing of your friends and family.
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Trying to live without your love is one long sleepness night
Let me show you, girl, that I know wrong from right
Every street you walk on, I leave tear stains on the ground
Following the girl I didn't even want around
-I want you back, MJ!
"Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:55pm.
P.S. Go on Youtube and look up MJ's home movies..him and Elizabeth really did have a beautiful friendship..there's a vid where she gives him his "first Christmas" cause he was raised Jehova's witness and couldn't celebrate it (he later cried out of guilt) and another where she shows up at NeverLand with a real life Elephant for his Ranch..=)"
They were very close. I wish he had more people in his life as awesome as she was to him. Poor guy.
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Love you Michael!
I just read on the (AP) that eBay and Craigslist are removing posts and bids for funeral tickets. People are now starting to auction off rejection letters they received.
Loons.
Oh poo poo. Its for his adoring fans. She kinda acts like they're the plague. Then again, Al "ambulance" Sharpton and Mother Jesse Jugs will be there self promoting-- yuck.
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"I’m poor, I’m black, I may even be ugly, but Lord I’m here" - Celie
I am with Elizabeth, in fact I think it would be safer in Pamplona running with the bulls. They got people flying in from all over and there are not enough tickets available for the venue.
What's a whoopla? Hoopla is: 'ballyhoo: blatant or sensational promotion.'
But like La Liz said, she's having a coherence problem.
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Cheezy: you were warned! German Cirque du Soleil
I have to agree that any true close friend of his would not have any part of this crap.
His mother should not have charge of his money - she's too old and her family will be able to manipulate her to milk it dry. Even if she doesn't live with Joe, she's still married to him and he'll find a way to get at it. Asshole.
I hope his lawyer friends remain as the executors.
Note to self: avoid TV tomorrow. Fortunately not hard to do.
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Im bored
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:52pm.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:51pm.
Mother Theresa didn't even get this type of outpouring of grief that this pervert did. What a fucking joke.
According to Brangeloonies, Saint Angie is Better than Mother Theresa, so Imagine when the whore dies!!! loonies are going to be killing themselves.
the funny part? she will probably die of an OD.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
P.S. Go on Youtube and look up MJ's home movies..him and Elizabeth really did have a beautiful friendship..there's a vid where she gives him his "first Christmas" cause he was raised Jehova's witness and couldn't celebrate it (he later cried out of guilt) and another where she shows up at NeverLand with a real life Elephant for his Ranch..=)
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
F*CK Al Sharpton and his permed hair, pimp suit wearin' ass..Jesse Jackson too! Who made them the spokesmen for anything that has to do with a "black" celebrity?! Did anyone happen to see the pics of Al grinding on some old lady at a MJ tribute in Harlem?! They are an embarrassment to African-Americans not notable "leaders" Anyways..had to get that off my chest. This memorial is going to be epic and I don't think anyone is prepared for how big and crazzy it's actually going to be. I've been at work all day..will MJ's body be there and will there be an open or shut casket??
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:51pm.
Mother Theresa didn't even get this type of outpouring of grief that this pervert did. What a fucking joke.
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No shit. This is just a HUGE reminder of how fucked up the human race is:(
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Wow...she is a woman who reeks class and sophistication. I love the quote about their feelings for each other existing between the both of them. Beautiful.