Elizabeth Taylor Will Not Be Part Of The "Public Whoopla"
Tomorrow morning, the Staples Center in Los Angeles will be filled with thousands of people for Michael Jackson's memorial, but his bestest friend Elizabeth Taylor won't be there. Liz Twittered this afternoon that she didn't want to be a part of it. I loved that she used the word "whoopla." And I bet she says it the same way she says maaaaariage.
You know, it makes sense that Liz isn't going to show up. I think the memorial is more for the fans. It's bordering on a "public whoopla," but we'll see tomorrow. However, if there's a red carpet and Giuliana DePandasAss from E! is asking all the celebwhores who they are wearing, I'm throwing my TV out the window and sending Joe Jackson the bill!
The memorial will be televised on most major networks at 10am Pacific. So far, the list of performers and speakers include: Usher, Stevie Wonder, Mariah Carey, Jennifer Hudson, John Mayer, Rev. Al Sharpton, Shaheen Jafargholi (from Britain's Got Talent), Lionel Richie, Smokey Robinson and Brooke Shields.
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If you people thinks THIS is bad just you wait til Britney frickin Spears dies. Its going to be worse then MJ and Princess Diana combined.
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
I'm going to go around talking like Ms. Elizabeth all day today. Watch out world.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjVfu8-Wp6s
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Mother Theresa didn't even get this type of outpouring of grief that this pervert did. What a fucking joke.
I am sincerely sorry for anyone living in that town and having to put up with the traffic fuckery tomorrow. Hang in there.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I can't find Jackson tickets on eBay but I can find people who bought up web domains like "MichaelJacksonFuneralStaplesCenter.com" and "KingofPopFuneral.net" and want 10,000 dollars, 50,000 dollars and on and on. Zero bids, unbelievably.
Jessica Wakefield:
somehow i get the feeling(like just a floozy said) beyonce will try to bribe her way in . she's an opportunist after all; the biggest one there is.
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Hahaha. Wow. That clip of Ms. Taylor is classic.
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Ugh. Apparently Mary Hart from ET will be hosting LIVE from this circus of crazy.
I'm with BRADIFUL BITCH. I'm not bothering to watch any tv tomorrow. There won't be any escape from this overblown insanity.
Let the man RIP already. Although at least they're not displaying his body like James Brown. That shit was crass, low class, and no way for the King of Soul to be treated.
*Update from "The Insider".* Pariah Carey will be doing "I'll be there". Lovely. Satan will be woken up by that screech, and be mighty pissed.
Tickets for this egofest are on e-bay some going for as much as 150,000.
dame elizabeth is probably also saying "jacko was just another human who had a heart attack after too much self-prescribing, so get over it already." but i love it that she said: "i cannot guarantee that i would be coherent." my god, she oooozes hollywood.
plus, i looove sandbitch's ID pic!!! it's fab.
hamble the doll
I've had it up to *here* with the f'n MJ carnival of death ride. He was an entertainment icon, yes. But he was a drugged-up, pervy freak too. And now he's dead. Get over it people. He didn't cure polio or cancer.
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Neither did you, my little chitlin. I suppose that when you die, your friends and family should immediately toss your memory aside like a useless piece of trash too, then.
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Well, if he spent his lifetime in a drug-induced state and hanging around pre-teen boys and teaching them about masturbation, I would hope his friends and family would toss his memory aside like a useless piece of trash too.
And I'll be watching and recording every second of it. God bless you, MJ. Thanks for everything.
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Trying to live without your love is one long sleepness night
Let me show you, girl, that I know wrong from right
Every street you walk on, I leave tear stains on the ground
Following the girl I didn't even want around
-I want you back, MJ!
Who's damn idea was it to let little Shaheen Jafawallywotsi sing at Michael Jackson's funeral!
Either the Jackson 4 watch Britain's Got Talent, or Simon Cowell pushed the envelope.
@nono: I agree with ya 100%
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by MJF:"I've had it up to *here* with the f'n MJ carnival of death ride. He was an entertainment icon, yes. But he was a drugged-up, pervy freak too. And now he's dead. Get over it people"
AMEN.
It's to the point where my kids go "Enough with the Michael Jackson already!" every time they see it on TV. And we don't even watch that much TV.
I have a feeling this "tribute" is going to be a trainwreck of epic proportions.
I am going to be glued to my tv tomorrow.
I find it disgusting that celebs will use this event for some camera time. This should be a closed event - family and FRIENDS (not wannabe's) only.
That being said, rot on he!! MJ. You ruined many of young boys lives.
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My Brother's 50 year old junkie GF looks younger than this skank.
good for her for not condoning this horrible circus. its bad enough E! News will be on the seen, as if its some great movie premiere, asking celebrities who they're wearing.
Is this shit gonna be on Live tomorrow???
I need to know so I can rent movies or something.
*checks movies recorded on DVR...*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
She twitters??!! I have twitter and I only used it twice...damn! but good for her that she is the ONLY genuine friend/celeb for MJ!...whoop whoop!
Coma Caca!!
Here's the thing: She obviously knows him better than I do BUT...while I agree he probably wouldn't want the world to see her in pain, all MJ ever really wanted was for the world to love him and accept him. He LOVED the attention as much as he hated it. My hunch is he would love the way the press is talking about him and recognizing his work and putting him on a pedestal. I think he would love the fact that there is going to be a big event recognizing him. Especially after the press has done quite the opposite these past years. I think he would have felt slighted if everyone went on their merry way and mourned in private. He wanted to be immortal through his music, so I think this is the exact reaction he would expect and want. Just my hunch...
Thank God. No Beyonce and no Britney Spears.
Of course, the article said "so far" these are the list of performers. We're not quite out of the woods yet. We could still get Britney "live" via satellite. And Beyonce doing her BET Awards "tribute".
But so far, that list is boring as hell. I expected some big, big celebrities. I like Mariah but I will scream if she sings I'll Be There. It'll just illustrate that her voice is shit all to hell. And Usher is played out. Should have asked Justin Timberlake.
I am sick to death of Al Sharpton. I had no idea he and the Jackson family were BFF's.
Who the fuck is this cunt and why is picking fight with everybody?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Dame Liz hasn't looked like that since "Thriller" was released. She's right, though.
She, unlike others, *cough*, (John Mayer!), who will be present, doesn't need to wear her affection for her dear friend on her sleeve.
She's Liz Taylor, goddamn it, and she was tight with MJ for many years.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
MK you need to take care of the troll situation before it ruins Dlisted.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Dame Liz is way too ill and fragile to be showing up for this mess. And it will be a mess.
Let MJ RIP already. He's not the Pope. Private funeral, done. Enough with this circus the taxpayers of CA will have to pay for.
Submitted by TEE on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:01pm.
had to share this:
Thanks! That was funny as hell.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
ubmitted by MJF on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:16pm.
I've had it up to *here* with the f'n MJ carnival of death ride. He was an entertainment icon, yes. But he was a drugged-up, pervy freak too. And now he's dead. Get over it people. He didn't cure polio or cancer.
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Neither did you, my little chitlin. I suppose that when you die, your friends and family should immediately toss your memory aside like a useless piece of trash too, then.
Time for this to be over.
Submitted by Crikey on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:06pm.
You know it's reached true epic CIRCUS status when Elizabeth Taylor is starting to sound like the voice of reason....
Right? Sadly, that "memorial" isn't going to be anything more than another event for celebs to fawn over each other. Liz is one of the few that really seemed to genuinely love Michael.
I adore my spoongebob.
in other news, the judge has ruled that while MJ's mom was named the ex of his will, she cannot have control of it right now.... hmmmmmm.
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Fucka doodle-do.
I've had it up to *here* with the f'n MJ carnival of death ride. He was an entertainment icon, yes. But he was a drugged-up, pervy freak too. And now he's dead. Get over it people. He didn't cure polio or cancer. Is the world really that much of a better place because we now have the moonwalk? And it's not like he was an f'n relative for crying out loud!
That said, from here on out, I'd like my friends and family to refer to me as "Dame MJF". I think it'll lend an air of dignity to my delusional mutterings.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by just a floozy on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:12pm.
ihearthaters:
actually moma jackson and joe haven't lived together for years.
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Well that's a start.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Mental note to self: avoid tv, radio and the internet tomorrow.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
I am more concerned with her use of present tense than the fact she twatters.
ihearthaters:
actually moma jackson and joe haven't lived together for years.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
This is it guys, these are the endtimes. Elizabeth Fucking Taylor is on twitter.
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You might not believe it, you might not even buy it, but when it comes to our lady, you might just try it
I respect Liz~
Michael loved her truly and I'm sure this is what MJ would want her to do.
You know it's reached true epic CIRCUS status when Elizabeth Taylor is starting to sound like the voice of reason....
eh, good for her. i guess she felt she needed to say it b/c bitches will be asking where she is. she was really his bestie so i guess she'd know better than anyone else what he would have wanted.
i wonder if barry manilow knows he's being stood up...finding out via twitter, that's cold!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:00pm.
leave the dead rest in peace ( or burn in hell, whatever that might be the case)
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HAHAHA!!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by TexnDoc: "I'd also bet my life's savings that pile Perez would sell his momma to get a wristband from someone going and paint his fat head the brightest pink we've seen yet. Sell. His. Mamma."
Too true.
Considering that anyone can claim to be whoever they want to be on Twitter, I have very serious doubts that this is truly Ms. Taylor.
It's probably some P.R. flack.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Maybe this is Liz's way of saying Fuck Off to Daddy Joe? Heck if I know. And I am so fucking sick of hearing excuses for MJ because his daddy was so awful to him. MJ in his heyday had enough "fuck you" money to keep his father out of his life for good. He chose to keep the evil man in his life so fuck them both. And eff Mama Jackson too for staying with Joe. Her kids should have come first. I hate people who leave toxic ppl in their lives then use that "evil" person as excuses for their fucked up behavior. Most people simply suck.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I am going to be barricading myself in the house all day tomorrow with all those crazy people in town!
We let the dead
rest in peace
by making countless posts
about them
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internet
damn the Jacksons are milking the shit out of MJ death. they sure look suspicious to me.
OT:
Elizabeth Taylor knows what a computer is?! wasn't she alive when the Morse code was the cellphone.
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I hope there's a buffet. Mariah might eat Brooke Shields.
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had to share this:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/183611
Why Is LIZ twiitering?
but other than that I agree with her.
leave the dead rest in peace ( or burn in hell, whatever that might be the case)
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!