I Need More Proof!
Larry King and CNN thinks they have solved the greatest mystery of the century (next to "What is under Kim Zolciak's road kill wig?")! Last night, CNN devoted an entire segment to explaining the ghost of Michael Jackson at Neverland. They claim it was just the shadow of some crew member walking by a light. NO! CNN has to do better than that. How do they explain the spooooky music? Music like that only plays when there's a ghost around. Maybe it was the shadow of Michael Jackson's ghost? Ghosts have shadows (just drink the Kool Aid and go with me)!
Personally, I think CNN should investigate further. They should send Miko Brando back to Neverland to find out the real truth! Seriously, Miko Brando needs to be on TV full-time. There aren't enough hot pieces in Hawaiian shirts on TV.
The truth is, the ghost was probably just Scrappy Doo sitting on Scooby Doo's shoulders again. You know how those to play.
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i always hated scrappy doo!!
goddammit. Where is CBale when you need him,
to bawl out an errant crew member messing
up the shot ?
I was not taken in by this shit, by the way.
I watch Ghost Hunters or TAPS or whatever
the hell that crap is, and saw one episode
where a "terrifying one-armed shadow ghost" turned out to be the idiot holding the
video camera's OWN SHADOW !!
Right down to the arm being held up with
the video camera.
I am absolutely shocked and baffled that that was the shadow of a crew member and not the supernatural spectre of Micheal Jackson. Shocked I tell you.
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I didn't watch this fuckery. What ghost? Who, what when, where , why and how?
MJ Comingback, you're a sick fuck.
http://www.spellsofmagic.com/print_spell.htm?spell_id=748
Don't come here with that bullshit.
only you... viva la glambert... that made me lol.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
jack: I know, who fucking gave this shit the green light?
where are the LOOTERS!?!? VIVA LA REVOLUTION, VIVA LA GLAMBERT!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Snowy - where are the Rodney King riot crowds when you need them?!!! And who makes the fucking decision to do all this bullshit?!!! That's what really gets me. I wonder if the mayor is doing all this...? or being bribed with jericurl by the Jackson family...? OR is Al Sharpton suckin whitey's dick to get it done?
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
jack: how is that ok? I can guarantee you there are just as many people in LA who think this is a disgusting spectacle, and then they have to pay for it!?!?!?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Snowy - yea, i was watching the shit last night (the WIFE!!!) and the interim mayor was basically begging for donations. The estimated cost for today is $2 meeeeelion.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
People complain that Fox News is so bad, seems to me CNN isn't that different.
Frankly, I hate the news all the way around. There is no serious reporting anymore. It's all about ratings and not the news.
I hate the news, and talk shows. The days of Walter Cronkite and serious journalism are over.
I cannot BELIEVE they're dragging his dead body to this thing, what's the fucking point, so he can enjoy it???? this is really becoming weekend at bernies for realz
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Fucka doodle-do.
gee, and when I first saw the name MJ's comingback I thought we were gonna have fun.
If you know enough to create that alt then you spend just as much time on dlisted as the rest of us.
Also, please chage your avie... it's gross
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:12am.
LMAO, snowy!!!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
jack: ITA. I don't know if you guys already discussed but I heard the city of LA has to pay for it all too.
OMG I'd be so freaking PISSSSSED!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:12am.
Enough Already with the MJ Coverage
Love
Kate Gosslin
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lol!!
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the end...
I have seized your mouth for saliva!
I have seized your lustrous eyes!
I have seized your vulva for urine!
I climbed into the garden of the moonwalker,
I cut through the poplar to him
Seek for me among the botoxed
I've been watching the insanity on CNN live. They actually have the on-ramps blocked on the freeway so the Jackson family has it all to themself! In L.A.!!!! Basically, morning rush hour has been brought to a halt. This is gonna cause some major effin road rage!
It seems to me this whole dramatic situation has gotten completely out of hand and no one is in control of the stupidity.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Enough Already with the MJ Coverage
Love
Kate Gosslin
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Wind come, mountain quake
Clouds gather, droplets fall!
Let the penis of the ass become stiff, let him mount the jenny, let him mount the she-goat ... time after time!
At the head of my bed a he-goat is tied,
At the foot of my bed a ram is tied.
You at the head of my bed, have an erection, make love to me!
You at the foot of my bed, have an erection, caress me!
My vagina is a bitch´s vagina, his penis is a dog´s penis,
As the bitch´s vagina holds tight the dog´s penis,
So may my vagina hold tight his penis!
May your penis grow long as a warclub!
I´m sitting on a web of seduction,
May I not miss my prey!
He's comin' back y'all! The bootslap clapbats BOOM to bring him back to me.
Submitted by MJ Comingback on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:02am.
Peenay, come forward blessed one, know your calling come forward oh Blessed one.
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I thought MJ's "peenay" coming forward was the reason for all those allegations?
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Submitted by MJ Comingback on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:02am.
LMFAO!
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
It made my butt tingle, so it HAS to be real.
LMAO@Deb
Osiris, keeper of the gate, master of all fate, hear us!
Adoni, Helumnay, Peenay, Adoni, Helumnay, Peenay, The gods do command thee from thy majesty oh mapulamun, Adoni, Helumnay, Peenay, come forward blessed one, know your calling come forward oh Blessed one.
well they certainly milked that for all it was worth. With everything going on in the world, they chose to devote 3 minutes to this???
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
I read this as "I Need More Poof".
Which cracked me up.
The CNN crew member later commented, "I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
They had to clarify this? Jesus Christ we're a bunch of fucking morons. You couldn't figure that out????
Meh. There is a difference between believing in spirits (I do) and believing in DEMONS(get real).
One has a religious connotation and the other doesn't.
We're made of energy and according to the law of thermodynamics, energy cannot be destroyed...it just changes form. So...what do you suppose happens to the energy when we die? It doesn't just disappear.
And I say this as an Agnostic.
All this MJ coverage doesn't really bother me. You can always turn off the tv?
OMG! I just saw the little boy from Three Men and A Baby in the window!!!!!!
First time he had someplace to be since 1987.
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LOL, I love Team Valtrex.
It's fucking hilarious that a supposed "news channel" uses such CHEAP ASS stunt to get some ratings. It's the fucking economy, right?
People who believe in ghosts or some demons flying around for that matter are that kind of people who easily get impressed.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:50am.
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I agree but as someone else I read said earlier : we just get on things rather than glorify such a terrible event continuously. Let the victims RIP.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
It is exactly a cloud of MJ's Jesus Juices farts that has been drifting around the place for years, Papa Joe was later seen there with a shitload of jars trying to catch it and sell them on E-Bay.
<"Submitted by kate773 on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:58am.
FYI - CNN just broke the news that MJ's body is at the Staples Ctr.">
That would be news, as he was supposed to have been privately buried underground at Forrest Lawn Cemetery prior to the thing at Staples.
JEBUS! - they ARE dragging that body there!!
Submitted by kate773 on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:58am.
FYI - CNN just broke the news that MJ's body is at the Staples Ctr.
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First time he had someplace to be since 1987.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:00am.
Submitted by tojo on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:40am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:31am.
"wet, farty rat poo?????"
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Ok, where's Sugaroo...
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Why, does Roo have an affinity for rat crap?
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I gave her "shit" once, cause it seems whenever there's poo talk... there's Roo!
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the end...
Will the fuckery end today or will we have to endure countless more hours of this shit?
Submitted by MJF on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:27am.
It was the ghost of Billy Mays (Farrah Faucett, Ed McMahan, or David Carradine) trying to grab some of the Celebrity Death spotlight being hogged by MJ.
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That's what I'm thinking too!! LOL!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
1.) El Bastardo's comment on which to do the moment of silence for RAWKS.
2.) Did the ghost go "HE Heeeeee" or "Shamoan!"?? If not, then it was a shadow. The ghost of MJ would have totally gone "HE Heeeeee" or "Shamoan!". There. I solved the mystery.
Submitted by tojo on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:40am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:31am.
"wet, farty rat poo?????"
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Ok, where's Sugaroo...
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Why, does Roo have an affinity for rat crap?
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
ElB,
Point.
what the hell is a ghostly "figger"? what a bunch of ball tuggin window lickers.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
FYI - CNN just broke the news that MJ's body is at the Staples Ctr.
Today is my birthday, this just makes it a weirder day for me.
I do have to say that I am feeling sad about MJ's death. I'm surprised by that, I really didn't think I would. But I do.
Sadly, while the circus will die down some after today, as soon as the toxicology results come back, it will get insane again. Anyone who is sick of this already should hunker down.
does "son of Brando" have a real job? And wtf with the 101 Hawaiian shirts...
although he looks like his alternative choice would be wifebeater.
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