HoHan Got Sued
When HoHan launched her Dirty Sanchez cream Sevin Nyne, she claimed it took her three years to perfect the formula with her business partner Lorit Simon. Well, a bitch in St. Petersburg, FL is calling HoHan a lie-teller and a thief, because she says she's the one who came up with that shit.
The St. Petersburg Times says that chemist Jennifer Sunday filed a lawsuit against HoHan and Lorit Simon in a Tampa federal court for breach of contract, theft of trade secrets, civil conspiracy, intentional interference with contractual relations and deceptive and unfair trade practices.
Jennifer says she was working on the spray-tan with Lorit Simon back in January, but they couldn't agree on pricing. Next thing Jennifer knew, Lori was out whoring her creation with HoHan. Jennifer went on to say that the ingredients are exactly the same. Jennifer wants a cut of the profits.
Sevin Nyne launched a couple of months ago and is currently being sold for $35 a pop at Sephora.
Any whore who has ever barfed out pizza grease through their asshole (Alli users, I'm looking at you) can also sue this bitch. Seriously, I tested that crap on my hand once and it looked like butt sex gravy.
I kind of hope this goes to trial, just so we can all witness HoHan's performance on the stand. You know she's going to shout, "I found the recipe in my friend's coke pants!"
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MK you are evil! I am eating pot roast with gravy right now. I sooo didn't need to read that.
Agree,Funny, I didn't think she'd start a blog because it looks like her interest is
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:23am.
On Topic: I saw a commercial for a new tanning deal, the air brusher thing. You know, something like what they detail a van with.
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I've seen airbrush makeup technique, and I think that must incredibly dangerous. I guarantee that the makeup is finding it's way into your lungs and doing who knows what. It's atomized material being sprayed right next to your nose and mouth! And I love the infomercials selling the home kit, as if you can apply airbrushed makeup to your own face with any degree of skill. Sure...
Ecch. What is with that dirty finger picking stuff out of her teeth, orange skinned, mirthless grimace that she keeps producing for her adoring public?
Does she ever actually look at pictures of herself?
She eating her sevin fingaz again?
If you read, this, Linds.....it's NOT sexy!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:52am.
She was also the inspiration for Red Lobster's "All You Can Eat Crabcake Special".
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Oh Thanks, TV!!! I USED to like crabcakes.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
It's amazing that this orange faced crack addict is selling shit to make your face orange.
See?!?!?!? THIS is what Crack does to you! Makes you so fucked up, you don't know what's just completely WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
the finger in the mouth is so overrated and unsanitary. then again Blohan is a walking sanitation hazard.
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What's with the pose? She's not trying to actually sell the product is she...looks like she's trying to take something out of her teeth? I love her "those aren't my pants" excuses, that's what makes Hohan so classy, she never takes responsibility for anything. Even this she'll make excuses for...lol...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Remember having to do gross science projects when you didn't want to? Seeing this filthy tampon rubbed with dogs anal glands is even worse. Bitney was discusting and then went away and made money with a tour. What the diareah dripping assworks is this cocky cunt going to morph into?
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:23am.
On Topic: I saw a commercial for a new tanning deal, the air brusher thing. You know, something like what they detail a van with.
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This would probably not be a bad idea. I've been airbrushed with special effects makeup before, and it's incredibly precise. I suppose you'd have to find some large nozzle for it and semipermanent orange goop so the whores aren't pissed off when they take a shower.
But it would be a lot better than roasing in the cancer box or rubbing Santorum on yourself.
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Holla for a Dolla! Shout for some clout!
With every passing day she looks more and more like a freeway underpass crack hooker.
ahahahaha
"profit?
rotflmbbao! bytch, pleez.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:21am.
why does this bitch always have her fingers in her mouth? suck fetish or just dumb fucking bitch? yeah i know - both.
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Yeah, that's baffling.
She, Miley and Megan seem to believe inserting finger in mouf makes you a sexay hor when it just gives away that these retards are stuck in an oral mental development. Yaknow like when we're bebehs and still being breastfed and all that~
Is her idea of being clean just waving at the shower when she walks by in the morning?
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I don't like how lazy or pretentious people often claim status or hard work in order to garner some perceived respect, without actually earning that status or doing that hard work. Such as people who claim more education than they've really got in order to impress people at parties or wherever -- it disgusts those who've actually put the time, effort, and money into bettering themselves. It makes the pretender look like a fool.
Or, people like Hayden Dwarfettiere who say poopsurd things like they've worked on their album for four years and have always been a musician. This thing with Lindsay Lohan is no different. When she says "I spent three years developing this formula" what she really means is "I really hope you'll take my word for it when I brag that I've worked on this for three years, when I really just shopped on Robertson, snorted a lot of crack, and became more obsessed with pu--y than a faux gay guy at an all girl school."
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Work it, baby.
Who in the hell would buy that nasty tanning shit with this whore as the spokesperson?!
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
I know people are dying to see Lohan on the witness stand, but this will never go to trial. They will settle it, as Lohan doesn't need any more bad publicity.
Come at me bitch!
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:35am.
Submitted by original putas on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:14am
Right On Mr. Mercury! I guess in o.p's world there is no mess to clean up after hetero sex? No bodily fluids secreted? I don't wanna sleep on dem sheets.
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FIGURES. Hey, Blohan-
Go crawl under the nearest rock, you worm, you.
As IF anybody believed that you "helped" create jack shit, besides, well, jack shit.
I wonder if she'll blame the "black kid" in court???
Sorry, but I tan the old fashioned way: The sun! I do not like looking like a garden vegetable.
Submitted by original putas on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:14am.
'But sex gravy"?
MK is so damn nasty. I really don't need any reminders of how disgusting and unnatural gay sex is .
Then don't come here. MK is always saying that kind of thing, since he's like, gay. It never fails to amaze me that some people hang around this blog all the the time to snark on celebrities but get up on their moral high horse when some gay reference is made they don't like.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
These ingredients are weird!
The tanning mist ingredients include goji berry, caramel, Chardonnay extracts and a sugar-coconut base, according to published reports.
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BTW whores, you can post on that newspapers website in the comments section without having an account. It's great (anonymous) for yelling at the dumbfucks that post there.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:21am.
I like the way the backdrop says Whora.
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I like the way the backdrop says Whora.
I tried this crap and shortly after I applied it I had an uncontrollable urge to eat some tuna!
'But sex gravy"?
MK is so damn nasty. I really don't need any reminders of how disgusting and unnatural gay sex is .
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:36am.
She also invented her sister's line of premature aging creams
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TV is on FIYAHHHHHH!!!!! LMAO
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by Molly Mae on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:52am.
lol, there isn't much room for that at the Federal Courthouse (been there for work a million times) but I'll be right there with ya!
Cool, I sent this in to MK, I knew he'd post something brilliant with it.
I can't wait for this mess, I hope they drag her ass here to Tampa.
Civil conspiracy!
She also revolutionized the practice of omnisexuality, She'd fuck a porcupine if she was into little pricks.
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She also invented her sister's line of premature aging creams.
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OMG, I absolutely fucking love you.
That booger-eating pose is really getting old.
I live down that way! PLEASE let this go to trial and PLEASE make them force her to be there. I will totally be outside the courthouse with a lawn chair, popcorn, and a camera.
GAH - she is so nasty!
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“Do anything, say anything, and fuck anything. No excuses, no apologies, no regrets.” --Brian Kinney
She was also the inspiration for Red Lobster's "All You Can Eat Crabcake Special".
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
What jury could believe Blohan was "working on the formula"? She couldn't figure out H2O.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:22am.
The only involvement she had was the spelling of the name. It's N-I-N-E, Linds.
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HAHAHAHAHA
Some people just suck at life... this bitch is one of them.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
When will this feces-smeared period chunk drop dead?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:36am.
She also invented her sister's line of premature aging creams.
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LMFAO!!! (As usual)
Bitch needs to get sued for being delusional as hell
LOL! Dirty Sanchez cream! Way to sell your product dumbass. Look grossed out.
"Butt sex gravy" *throwing out my breakfast* Thanks for the visual, MK.
Even if Jennifer wins the lawsuit, she'll have to scrape out her money out of Hohan's cokey nose.
She also invented her sister's line of premature aging creams.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Oh man I thought that said semen. I need more coffee and pay more attention.
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:21am.
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Instant fishfingers.
Why would anyone try to get a cut of the "profits"? Surely there aren't any?
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Blech. Is it possible for this bitch to ever look clean?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
On the one hand, Lindsay Lohan is a fetid fuckbag sack of shit and spooge the color of regurgitated tangerines, but on the other hand, anyone named Jennifer Sunday has clearly never be laid and probably isn't interesting enough to live. Drown them both in a vat of Sevin Nyne and be done with it.
Team Valtrex is killing me this morning!