Tuesday, July 7th 2009
The End Of Man Bangs
When Zac Efron flips his precious head, glitter will no longer gently float off of his locks. When Chace Crawford runs his fingers through his hair, the unicorns will no longer faint. That's because they both cut off their twink bangs! As did Jared Leto! Because of this, Gatecrasher thinks it's the end of an era. Ellen Degeneres, the scissors are in your court.
Pfft. Honestly, this ain't gonna last. When Zac Efron opens his eyes in the morning and doesn't see his luscious golden power bottom bangs lying on the pillow, his glazed donut hole probably crumbs a little bit in sadness. Mark my words, Zac's bangs will be back!
Oh and Tommy Girl shouldn't go crying in the corner, because man banging is still in. Now and forever. It's a classic.
i love zac and vanessa - so beautiful, and vanessa is always wearing the most beautiful jewelry by melinda maria
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I have viewed many of their hooott intimate videos and photos at a full chatting
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MK! you forgot to put up a thumbnail of the delicious ian somerhalder... oh well, we are all entitled to the occasional lapse
I hope it's not the end of man bangs....man bangs man that is!
www.hotmenonly.net
I still reckon Zac looks like Davey Havok (afi)
My nephew will be CRUSHED!
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"Don't fuck with me!"
"I thought I already did?"
I still be bangin men even when it's out of style and everyone a rojo lezzie
Does anyone else think Zac now looks like a much younger Jared Leto?
Great! From man bangs to what I call "the cliff" when they gel or hairspray the hair up on your front and it looks like a cliff...
Zac get your hair back because you don't work unless you are a pretty metro boy.
Finally. That swooshing windswept guy bangs look was the worst hair since mullets.
Submitted by kanderso on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:55am.
Thank goodness, because I find guys so much hotter w/o all that shaggy, greasy hair.
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Like MEN should look and not "boys".
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Efron and Crawford still look like little girls though. And no, I do not find that attractive.
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I think it's their pretty eyes... they need some krinkles.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
Thank God.
Bangs are for man-bitches.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:38am.
The Leto has ALWAYS been hot. Refer back to "My So Called Life"
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I missed that show's first run, but it's a quality teen drama, unlike trashy stuff like Gossip Girl(which I love, but only admit to loving it here!)
I was shocked to realize Leto is 2 years shy of 40. Hot bitch looks 10 years younger for sure.
These are considered men? Boys, yes. Men, no.
The Leto has ALWAYS been hot. Refer back to "My So Called Life"
Jordan Catalano was the SEXAY
Man bangs seem like a coverup to me, like a combover.
I never found Jared Leto attractive before, but now he looks kinda hot.
He's like Jake's long lost brother or something and I don't even lust over Jake, but this picture made me reconsider my values!
Zac needs those bangs back, STAT! JL looks like he should be on a tractor in Idaho.
I am the only one who thinks Zac Efron is the greasiest "bottom" in the country?
Bradi- I was off yesterday. I just saw the Jared thread. HOT! HOT HOT HOT! WOOT!
Thank goodness, because I find guys so much hotter w/o all that shaggy, greasy hair.
Efron and Crawford still look like little girls though. And no, I do not find that attractive.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
M.E.!!!!
There's Jared thread from yesterday!!!!!
I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU SLUTPUPPY!!!!
TEAM JARED!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
The Leto is hot.
That is all.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:31am.
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Very good point. It's just his major douchery (is that even a word?) that makes me wonder about what's attractive to me.
Efron and Crawford just need to disappear already. Yawn galore.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
LOL RB, he sounds like a cutie pie, plus I'd probably be even worse with the deliveries!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
now if only skinny jeans on guys would also go away.
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Chace needs the hair in his face. He is not as pretty as the other 2.
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I need you tonight
Cause I'm not sleeping
- INXS
mk you forgot about brent corrigan.
Snowpiece- We like to look at him, and we even are okay with the smoking pot part, it is his bad driving and inability to remember where he is going that is the problem. If we could fire him, you could have his job, but we love our little ding bat, pot head.
My friend recommended me a very interesting place "richkiss.com" It's where singles
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:26am.
Gum Wrapper tweeted that although it didn't know MJ, nor own any of his albums, it thought it shouldn't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity. Gum Wrapper is considering blowing over the casket as a gesture of respect, and as a way to get some free publicity.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
He bangs, he bangs, he bangs
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Submitted by Race Bannon : Chace Crawford looks like the guy we have at the furniture warehouse that smokes pot all day and makes delieveries for us.
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can I have his job? LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Zac Ephron looks like a pedophiles dream with the no-bangs look.
Chace Crawford looks like the guy we have at the furniture warehouse that smokes pot all day and makes delieveries for us.
Now Leto, I'd do.
These are all the same guy, right?
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Submitted by carefreea on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:30am.
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He's a good looking man. Whatchu gonna do? Can't pretend you don't have eyes.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Chace and Zac may not have looked great before, and the "man bang" thing is stupid, but I think they looked better before. Jared looks much better though.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/07/2009 -10:03am.
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Hehehe.
I still find Leto attractive, that's wrong isn't it?
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Zac looks like he's getting ready to star in a remake of The Outsiders.
As lame as the bangs looked, I'm not loving this "Something About Mary" look either. WTF has happened to men's hair? Paul Newman NEVER would have looked this douchey.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
OMG the gum wrapper!
where's BCAW!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
None of these guys appear sexy to me in the slightest.
What ever happened to real men? You know, the ones that don't look like they spend hours picking out an outfit and primping and pruning themselves to (purported) perfection.
Neeeeeeext!
They all look like shit after they had cut their hair. Well, that Crawford guy always looks like a pile of poop, but what the hell happened to Jared Catalano? Boy, he got old.
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And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth
If Zac wants to be Leo he'd quit primping. He's on the train to Rob Lowe-Matt Dillon town.
new special guest at MJ's funeral,
the floating bag from american beauty is on it's way.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:15am.
I'm going to guess that at least two out of these three boys have Hubba'd some Bubba. If you catch my drift...
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
dies
haahahaha!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:14am.
MIGRAINE! You didn't think that Gum Wrapper would miss out on this "event" did you?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I'm going to guess that at least two out of these three boys have Hubba'd some Bubba. If you catch my drift...
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Deb!!!
Gum wrapper times! You went there!
*wiping away a tear*
Finally real news!
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TEAM KIEFER!