And So It Begins....
Michael Jackson's family is currently making their way to Forest Lawn for his private service and every network is following their every move. After that, the family and Michael Jackson's body will make their way to the Staples Center for the memorial of all memorials (complete with elephants). TMZ says that the Swat Team will escort Michael's coffin to his memorial. I'm guessing that they will also escort Michael back to Forest Lawn to be buried later today.
Over 1 billion people are expected to watch the memorial on TV or the internets. MSNBC, CNN and TMZ all have a livestream. I think all of our brains have a livestream too, so if you close your eyes you can watch too.
The internet is really going to break today. It really is. It's been real. Then all of our TVs are going to blow up. Then the earth will crack in two. We'll all fall off and float through the galaxy for the rest of eternity.
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Oh was that today? I forgot.
I don't know how much longer I can take this. What is wrong with people? If I see one more person crying over the death of a 50-year old drug addicted accused child molester I'll puke.
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Why the hell are they abusing those poor elephants? Cripes.
I stand corrected on the elephants. Still makes me sick that these poor creatures are used for human entertainment.
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There's nothing more that celebrities love than eulogizing each other. Anything to get in front of a camera.
I am pretty sure by the time this is done, they'll have the child molester arise from the dead.
MSM should be ashamed of themselves devoting so much coverage to this has-been.
OK, so the elephants are there for the circus and not MJ's extravaganza. I still want the COFFIN CAM!
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OMG Smurfy, if I see anyone crying .....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
This is Fucking ridiculous!!!
My co-worker is fucking crying!
I am anoyed beyond explanation.
Yeah!! bring the Elephants!! Bring the Clowns! bring your money and help clean the city for a Pedophile!!! ...
Maybe It should be a holiday!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:48am.
And where have YOU been today?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:52am.
Roo: I think I smell him from NYC
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OMFG!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!
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Moo!
hmmm why didnt they cremate the body??!! there are psychos out there. you never know what a human being can do.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by VaNcItY on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:58am.
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THE ELEPHANTS ARE NOT FOR MJ'S FUNERAL!!!!!!
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Even so, it gives me a chance to voice my opposition to using them for entertainment. They belong in the wild or what's left of it.
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THE ELEPHANTS ARE NOT FOR MJ'S FUNERAL!!!!!!
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But I do agree that elephants should not be used in a circus either.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:09am.
Geez you guys, the elephants/circus aren't part of it. The circus starts tomorrow at Staples, it was already scheduled. For reals. The elephants circus people arrived last night, as they always do a couple days before the show. MK was just being a smart ass.
http://www.staplescenter.com/wide.php?page=events
"Shame on whoever owns these poor creatures and shame on the Jackson family and organizers of this memorial for dragging these poor creatures into it."
The circus was, or is, at the Staples Center so the elephants were probably there anyway.
His body is definitely experiencing changes now. Skin shrinking,turning colors. The embalming will slow this process, and you if you looked at him wouldn't notice many changes.Most of them right now are on a molecular level. Also depending upon whether or not they placed the organs back in the body or not would to some extent help.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
"California is also asking the residents to "chip in" for clean up and whatnot."
I haven't heard that before. But I can guarantee I won't be chipping in since sales tax is now 9.75% thanks to all the mismanagement by our awesome elected officials.
So, they had private service at Forest Lawn, but NOW their taking his body to the Staples Arena? Why wasn't he properly buried or interred? Sick I tell you.
This really is turning into a fucking circus, literally. I hate how some people use wild animals for profit. It makes me sick. Any true animal lover that's educated about such things, knows this is animal abuse. Shame on whoever owns these poor creatures and shame on the Jackson family and organizers of this memorial for dragging these poor creatures into it.
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As part of the memorial service..if there's a children's choir performing or kids on Big Wheels doing daring stunts to the tune of "Bad".....I'm gonna hoik!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Roo: I think I smell him from NYC
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Roo - he's most likely been embalmed. Doesn't that help in prevention of decomposition?
*doing hood rat stuff in LA while police escort the Prince of Peen*
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
I sure hope Daisy De La Hoya will be there!!!
Prince Michael. Yes, he was a great father giving his son a name that ensures he's going to get his ass kicked.
Thankfully, I will not be part of that 1 billion people wasting their time to watch this fucking death circus. I just hope this is over so I don't get to read 1000 posts more about Michael fucking Jackson and his dumbass antics, his fucked up family or anything related to this bullshit.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Jesus take the wheel, people saying they sold all their stuff to get to LA just to stand outside with NO tickets
help'em
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beaucoup bucks
Thankfully the crazy weather here means we've lost the signal at work and no MJ shite. Yay!
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:41am.
Elephants belong in nature. Not at the hootenanny "memorial" for a pop singer.
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So right. I started to read an article about assholes in Bangkok who force elephants to beg for money in the hot sun with no water to cool them off. I cried and couldn't finish it.
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Wow, watching MSNBC and the commentator mentioned a rumor of Prince Michael possibly taking the stage.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:24am.
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LOL! *squinting..trying to find MJ's image on elephant's ass*
Didn't know you could keep a dead body above ground that long. That's some Lenin embalming shit! Lucky stiff!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by kacky on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:40am.
The fucking plastic bag inside? WHAT?!
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Moo!
Who's watching this trainwreck?
Pondering actually doing so, provided there's live - snarky - coverage/discussion here and all that makes this over-the-top celebration amusing.
Submitted by Fata Morgana on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:40am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:03am.
What disgusts me is the use of those poor elephants. Such magnificent, proud creatures should not be used for human entertainment. No animal should. God, I hate humans!
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ITA. Whether circus or circus/funeral, it's very, very sad. :(
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Poor babies.
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Moo!
Sugaroo: Embalming buys some time.
My question is: Will there be a Coffin Cam? This circus is getting more insane by the minute.
Elephants belong in nature. Not at the hootenanny "memorial" for a pop singer.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:39am.
Here's the question: Wouldn't he stink to high heaven right about now?????????????????????????
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I imagine all that plastic surgery must work like Tupperware.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:03am.
What disgusts me is the use of those poor elephants. Such magnificent, proud creatures should not be used for human entertainment. No animal should. God, I hate humans!
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ITA. Whether circus or circus/funeral, it's very, very sad. :(
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:39am.
I have friends in the biz - he won't stink if the embalming was done right and the plastic bag inside doesn't break. But his appearance will deteriorate and that's why the coffin is not being opened at this point.
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:24am.
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Amen chica. Right down to the I hate my state bit.
I would move in a heartbeat if my job gave me a choice.
I have a question that is not delicate. It's been 10 days (11?) since MJ dove off the cliff of life. They are showing the hearse carrying his casket driving down some highway.
Here's the question: Wouldn't he stink to high heaven right about now?????????????????????????
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Roo - yes, I remember that. Thank GOD he cannot run for President!
Where is PeTA?!!
At this point I'll be disappointed if they don't suspend MJ's corpse from the rafters and have him tap out a Paula Abdul routine.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
I don't want to think about DUCK BUTTER anymore. It's putting me off my foie gras. And I can't look at those BBQ ducks hanging from the Chinese shops the same way anymore.
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M.E., so do I, actually. I remember when your governor (I hate trying to spell his dumbass name) tried to have the U.S. Constitution changed so that he could run for president. The utter balls of that douchebag!
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I won't be watching, but I can see why they would have a public funeral for MJ.
MJ was a public figure and loved by people all around the world. He really did touch people with his music, so I see this public funeral as a way for the fans to pay their respects. It also allows people to remember and honor MJ in a special way. It encourages mourners to face the pain of their loss and express their thoughts and feelings.
It might seem a little over the top since they didn't even know MJ personally, but through his music he probably touched them, and this is the best way for them to say thank you and to honor him.
Unless of course he was a child predator. Then it wouldn't make sense at all. But since it was never proved, I won't berate him.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:10am.
OMG I can see MJ's face in that elephants ass...spooky!
Bahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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The World is watching and the World expects a spectacular send-off for one of the greatest entertainers in history. However tacky or dignified remains to be seen...
Sugaroo, I consider them equal.
Submitted by The Fly on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:24am.
In the documentary, Di diamond said duck butter meant semen. You have to see that fuckery about him. His fanactic followers should too.