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Looks like TR Knight in that ad.

Best. Add. Ever! This reminds me of a video Barats and Beretta did about a "douche-off" having a "popped" collar awarded ecxtra douche points.

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Was the editor drunk on High Life when he spell-checked that ad? Unpturned? Funny though.

Submitted by Niko on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 1:24pm.
Just like they asked me (from Old Europe too)in the States whether I've come by train or car. LOL.
Don't take it personally/seriously. Their ignorance is their loss.
Prost.

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Well said ;)
Prost to you too.

Just like they asked me (from Old Europe too)in the States whether I've come by train or car. LOL.
Don't take it personally/seriously. Their ignorance is their loss.
Prost.

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Submitted by Viviane23 on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 1:13pm.
Bastards! I'm from Eastern Europe, and I haven't seen anyone wearing a shirt like that. :-S

Can't those fuckers pimp their shit without offending others??? shesh.

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I agree.
Only monkeys make comments like that......don't take it personally, it's just due to their two brain cells being overworked....... ;)

Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 1:01pm.
Being from "eastern Europe" (even if my country is in the middle of Europe) I've never seen anyone wearing a popped collar without being instantly recognized as a douche, just like here.

Thanks Mother Superior. I fucking hate how easy it is to use my area of the world as an instant punchline, as if we're all chavs and mail order brides. We had the first fucking constitution in Europe ....goes off grumbling...

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I feel a little personally attacked because I am also from central Europe (Germany), but my partner is Polish.
I have no idea why those stupid people think Eastern Europe is like some Third World area.
One of my uneducated ex-collegues asked me (seriously) if they have running water and electricity.
Awful!

Bastards! I'm from Eastern Europe, and I haven't seen anyone wearing a shirt like that. :-S

Can't those fuckers pimp their shit without offending others??? shesh.

peaches has officially made me list....

*rolls eyes*

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Being from "eastern Europe" (even if my country is in the middle of Europe) I've never seen anyone wearing a popped collar without being instantly recognized as a douche, just like here.

Thanks Mother Superior. I fucking hate how easy it is to use my area of the world as an instant punchline, as if we're all chavs and mail order brides. We had the first fucking constitution in Europe ....goes off grumbling...

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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.

I LOVE when people make jokes about Eastern Europe and they're never been there.
Arseholes.

Okay, so, I'm an asshole for pointing this out, but that ad says "unpturned" and that isn't a word.
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I love Taylor Momsen's shoes, but not on a 15 year old.

Congrats to Jenna Fischer!

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BTW why did they choose the "Staples Center"? Because his face was stapled?

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I hope that limo driver doesn't fuck like he parks, he'll never get it in!

Somehow I have the feeling that John Mayer would look just as douchey with these clips on. Does it really take four to hold down a collar?

Oh, there goes Papa Joe with a big ass box of t-shirts.

Oh dear. That fug Peeshes skank makes Paris Hilton look... significant, classy. Guess that's some feat.

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Just been reading up on Taylor, she could've been Hannah Mon-frigging-tana if her audition hadn't stunk. How bizarre and conflicting.

Would you rather be a Disney whore or a coke whore? Decisions decisions.

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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:47am.
I just want to see them moonwalk the casket in.

I really don't mind collars up. I mean I go to F.I.T. and plenty of people rock the collar up and design jackets and shirts with collars up and they manage to look fly. Its not the collar thats the problem its just the huge douche bag that usually has his collar popped. Look at any classic fashion design sketch or photo shoot (aka a tailor fit button down, a fitted trench coat etc)and I can assure you there is at least one model with a collar up. Its this new breed of 'hipster meets rich trust fund kid' that has single handedly destroyed music and fashion simultaneously. Anyone is going to look like a douche in a bright pink Lacoste shirt with some bright orange sneakers. These idiots are sooo influenced by MTV and all the other tart ass shit they pay attention to and emulate, they wouldn't know an original concept if it hit them on the fuckin head. I hate biters and copy cats and thats all I see walking around today. Yes 'New Yorkers' you are included in this statement too, its especially tragic when we can't even manage to look original anymore.

'Shit is played out like Zodiac signs on sweatshirts'- Liquid Swords by Gza/Genuis

Peaches has been eating a lot of pie.

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:46am.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:40am.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:39am.

KEEP YER FLAPS DOWN!

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That's what Paris Hilton's BFs say to her when she takes off her panties. Then they barf.
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And chihuahuas fall out!

HEY ROO! *smoooooooch*

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Smooooooooooches back!

I'm still riveted by the ring of tanner around BloHan's armpit. Is she nuts?!

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LMAO @ Raul Duke!!!!

Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:40am.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:39am.

KEEP YER FLAPS DOWN!

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That's what Paris Hilton's BFs say to her when she takes off her panties. Then they barf.
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And chihuahuas fall out!

HEY ROO! *smoooooooch*

That Peaches Geldof needs to pick a different book to copy her "feminist ideals", because the one she's using is an epic fail... because I highly doubt she comes with her own.

Ok whatever she's using to learn her excuses for being frumpy, scraggly and fat, is obviously not working out. That "I'm just grungy, weird, odd, different, not dressing for men, covered in tattoos and piercings, anti-beauty... in other words, a feminist" is such nonsense bullshit. Women have been trying to be "different" for years now, but funny thing is, they keep on recycling ideals, ideas and fashion and that makes them look like fools.

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That is a scary picture of Lindsay. She needs more Sevin Nyne to blur her out a bit.

Does Tito Ortiz have even the faintest clue that people think that he's completely daft for marrying and breeding with that walking STD? He proudly shows her off like he won something. In the throes of passion, does it occur to him that that shit has been tapped more times than a beer keg at a frat party? Who knows, maybe he likes his vaginas with extra elbow room.

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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:39am.

KEEP YER FLAPS DOWN!

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That's what Paris Hilton's BFs say to her when she takes off her panties. Then they barf.

Hi Freebird!

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Moo!

KEEP YER FLAPS DOWN!

That stewardess will be found with an icepick in her back shortly after Catherine Trammel publishes a murder novel with eerily-similar events.

And I know I must be coming down with something because I'd still hit Baby Huey even after he's stuck it in that cock-thresher.
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Bottom-feeder.

Wow, last time I saw a freeway that empty in LA there was a White Bronco on it.

Sharon is a crazy bitch but she looks fab at 50, on a par with Michelle Pfeifer.

Children, this is what good plastic surgery looks like.

Sharon Stone scares me. She could totally kick my ass with her Cruella de Vile (typo - it stays) claws and screeching. I still believe there was no komodo dragon - that was all her!

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

My bad, they just stopped for some 40's and Newports.

Popped collars are RIDICULOUS. I have literally had to stop myself from putting down the collars of complete strangers and asking them to thank me for saving them from embarassment.
And if a guy hits on me with his collar popped...FORGET IT.

Taylor Momsen is actually a gorgeous girl...but I question her makeup/hair choices...I don;t know why she wants to look like a cracked out hooker. I actually don't mind her clothing choices..the fact that her "coworkers" are in their young 20s probably influences this. Not to mention your body is usually at it's best at this age...so why not wear cute stuff like this? *slaps self for being a self conscience teenager*
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Sug: she's the worst spokeswhore I have ever seen, she needs to get back to the lab STAT because that shit's a mess!

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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
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Taylor Momsen's hair freaks me out.

I'm still shocked she hasn't been to rehab yet =/ Something up with that kid, 'cause she looks rode hard and put away wet @ 15.

Guessing eventually they'll send her to Promises or whatever rehab center for celebs who don't wanna get well with an alleged ed.

Collars: Once you pop, you just can't stop.

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Bottom-feeder.

We need to drop a C-130's worth of those f'n collar clips down on Italy! I SWEAR, 90% of the men had gravity defying collars and were soooooooooo douchey-looking!

Side-note: I'm going to puke. They just swore in Al Franken. My state is officially in it's darkest hour.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:17am.

I can't believe Taylor Momsen is the same girl from that Dr Seuss movie. Coke really is one hell of a drug.

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Someone needs to tell her that the candy-floss white hair only ages her in a big way and not in a good way. Why can't she just be 15? Why does she have to try to be 25?

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Popped collars look really bad when older men (say, past 40 or so) try to do it, or people who are somewhat chubby. One man in his 50s who lives near me is kind of fixated with popping his collars -- sometimes he'll wear three layers of polo shirts, in differing colors, all of which have their collars popped. On the days I happen to see him where he isn't wearing pop-collared shirts, he's wearing Ed Hardy regalia. He once told me he was a talent agent but he is actually a teller at the bank.

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Work it, baby.

Kendra does not look pregnant at all!

<"The flight attendant she fought with was named Ebony. Ms Stone was definitely acting irrationally.”>

"Ebony"?! God-damned right she was "acting irrationally" if she was picking a fight with Ebony.

I can't believe Taylor Momsen is the same girl from that Dr Seuss movie. Coke really is one hell of a drug.

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Kendra needs a big cup of STFU.

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The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.