The Casting Car Wash
The director of Trannyformers, Michael Bay, made Megan Fox audition at his house. This makes sense since his bed is probably more comfortable than a pull-out sofa in his office, but Michael didn't make Megan audition on a mattress. Instead, he made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her. The Guardian (via Page Six) says that the video is floating around somewhere. Megan doesn't know where it is and when Michael was asked about it, he said, "Er, I don't know where it is either."
If you ever run into Michael Bay, ask to see his "Ferrari." I'll bet you the lips off my ass that he'll pull out his veiny, sun-spotty dick. If he doesn't, then that means she really washed his car! If that's the case, I'll call Megan's ass and say, "Hi, Megan Fox. This is Steven Spielberg. I'd like to cast you in the sequel to Schindler's List. If you want the role, please come and clean my apartment from top to bottom." You know she'll do it.
Here's Megan and her slutty mime make-up with Cate Blanchett at the Armani Prive show in Paris today.
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She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
She's the dumb HO who gave in!
Cate should talk to her publicist about that...how dare they put that 2 bit tramp next to her!?
I love the last pic where cate's clearly ignoring megan.
Submitted by Poppus on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:40pm.
Megan Fox looks healthy in that lead shot but in the pics of her and Cate sitting together..they both look hungry. Beautiful faces on sticks.
Not sexy.
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Exactly, that was my first thought when I saw them sitting together. They look sooooooooo skinny. How sad this is what women have come to in Hollywood. Who thinks this ano look is hot??
Submitted by bellerophon on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 4:38am.
can she close her mouth already!
Amen!!!
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Hopes can always go up, tears can only come down.
She just can't get it right. And it's sad that she's about my age and her body is full of sun spots (her face probably is, too but I bet she won't leave the house without loads of makeup on). She would have looked pretty if her foundation wasn't 10 shades too light for her. This is the classiest I think I've ever seen her look. What kills me is she would have looked nice, if not for that horrible foundation job!
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can she close her mouth already!
Submitted by mesopwitty on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 2:45am
A-fucking-men.
She isn't bone ugly, but her appeal is common and ephemeral. Too bad *I'm* not allowed to say that without being categorized as jealous just because I'm another woman.
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What are you going to do, suck me to death?
Is it wrong that I would totally bang Michael Bay?
Is Megan trying to look like Dita now? Notice how in every photo her mouth is open.
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I so agree with you. Like I have to prove that I'm not jealous of other women? Ya know, stereotyping race isn't okay, but to do it to women is okay? I don't care if there are women who are truly spiteful and hate women for their beauty b/c their actions don't speak for me, nor should I have to defend myself against such allegations. Megan is as "beautiful" as Lindsay Lohan. 'Nuff said. Angelina Jolie is truly a beautiful woman that I don't like, but this ho? Oh no. Every man I know thinks she's skanky (unless he still drinks from a keg, is waiting for his first lay, and still reads Playboy as he has yet to move onto Penthouse). And someone on here said she's like the popular girl in high school? Okay, let's say for argument's sake she is. Yeah, and I learned later on that that girl was actually popular cuz she was giving it out for free and the guys weren't picky. After graduation, I had those guys wanting to hump my leg, so I'm ovah that high school girl and so is her boyfriend.
Haven't you noticed "skank" is very popular in high schools? It's not beauty, folks. Then, as soon as you get out of high school you realize those girls were not really pretty afterall. (Now, I love Cate Blanchett, but I'm willing to admit she's not my idea of beauty.) Some people never grow out of loving the high school idea of beauty, but then again, those were the same people who thought Britney Spears used to be a beauty. Megan Fox is like Lohan and retro Spears.
The pic of them together should be used in classrooms to demonstrate opposing extremes of the sexy spectrum: from try-hard tart to true desirable beauty. Classic.
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does she look out of place, and obviously uncomfortable, next to cate blanchett or what?!
Remember when actors and actresses got movie roles because they were QUALIFIED to act?
Yeah, me neither, but still. I can't stand the direction in which American cinema has gone. It has reached its absolute lowest. Acting used to be considered an art of sorts, but is now dominated by the mindset of an adolescent fucking boy.
It's no mystery how I can't stand Megan Fox and her slack-jawed, wax expressions but because of this fuckery, Michael Bay's the newest addition to my shit-list. Thank you for the degeneration of the mentality of mainstream culture, you worthless punkass.
I know I swore off of posting on Megan Fuckface threads, but I was too disgusted to resist.
And to all the fanboys trying to wax poetic on how every woman who dislikes Megan Fox is a "jealous hater", fuck off.
It's amazing how you're all over the place salivating over her surgically/digitally enhanced body but god forbid a female poster bash her for being a useless hosebag. Meanwhile if a woman comments on the attractiveness of a male actor, you're so quick to make the same argument about how "fake" he is, yet you're somehow entitled to that opinion without picking up a shitload of tripe about jealousy.
Shut the fuck up.
You know what? I think just about everyone bashing Megan Fox *should* feel embittered by this slag getting movie roles because of her body, because for every twit accomodating her sex appeal in order to get by, some of us in the real world have to actually gamble by our merits, and guess the fuck what? It STILL doesn't always make a difference.
And yet I wonder...would this hypocrite call herself disgusting for what she does? Doesn't this make her just as much of a "prostitute" as all the *real* actors she attacked, oh, a few weeks ago?
I can't wait for Megan Fox to inevitably disappear and attempt a "comeback" when she looks like a beaten up old meth whore or doing Lifetime cable movies... And you know what?
The first ones taking the piss will be all the fucking fanboys who held her on a pedestal for her body when she was in her prime, because looks is all this little bimbo has. All the horny little crusaders are going to turn their back on her in a few years, just like Britney Spears' and Pam Anderson's "fans" with the attention span of a fucking goldfish.
So nice to know how so many fickle Meganloonies are whiteknighting her *now* when in the next ten years, she'll probably look older than dirt and of no use to any of you anymore. How sad.
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What are you going to do, suck me to death?
Submitted by bornagainChristian on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 12:23am.
IN HOLLYWEIRD....
Washing the Ferrari means...Blow Job.
Unfortunately where I live...washing 1998 Dodge neon doesn't have the same meaning.
IN HOLLYWEIRD....
Washing the Ferrari means...Blow Job.
I agree with anyone who thinks that "wash his Ferrari" is a euphemism for "take it in the butt". If I was Cate I would die laughing if this whore sat next to me.
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like ~~~~~sugarscupid. c o m.. what will the world be??
Jesus H. Christ, how disgusting is Michael Bay? And this is that I knew members of his extended family (his cousin is married to Leonard Nimoy). Actually, the family was was a little...er...notorious. I guess he's just following his genetic code. Still a douche, though.
And I see they made sure her alien freakshow thumb wasn't showing in the photograph.
Google that shit whores....
I wonder if this happened in the time period that she said she couldn't afford razors to shave. Hairy in Coochie Cutters!
Is she not able to close her mouth? Literally, in every picture I see of her her mouth is always hanging open like a mouth breather. She needs to close her mouth figeratively too, but really, have her lips been effed up or something, making her physically unable to close her lips? =============
Yeah the reason why she can't close her mouth is because she had surgery done on her lips. I think she had her cheeks done too. Anyway she's had work.
she is really sexy. seems that she is very hot on ~~((((((sugarmommamatch.com ))))~~`
that is a free sugar dating club. she must go there to find
someone. i also saw her hot pics and videos on that web. unless you watch it, you won't
know how...she is.
the fantastically beautiful cate blanchett makes miz fox look like a third-rate clown
the fantastically beautiful cate blanchett makes miz fox look like a third-rate clown
the fantastically beautiful cate blanchett makes miz fox look like a third-rate clown
Cate is stunning. So classy, a real woman. She makes Megan look like a piece of shit. look at their faces, they both know it too :D Cate looks like she's trying no to laugh in Megan's stupid blowjob face.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Submitted by Jaxon on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:19pm.
Is she not able to close her mouth? Literally, in every picture I see of her her mouth is always hanging open like a mouth breather. She needs to close her mouth figeratively too, but really, have her lips been effed up or something, making her physically unable to close her lips?
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No that's is how she gets her acting roles,mouth open and on her knees.
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''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
Is she not able to close her mouth? Literally, in every picture I see of her her mouth is always hanging open like a mouth breather. She needs to close her mouth figeratively too, but really, have her lips been effed up or something, making her physically unable to close her lips?
(I laughed at how uncomfortable she looks next to a real actress.)
Megan Fox looks healthy in that lead shot but in the pics of her and Cate sitting together..they both look hungry. Beautiful faces on sticks.
Not sexy.
Oh, I've seen that HAWT bitch and am jelly forsure.
Seriously! I'd kill for an athletic figure like that. Her face is also very pretty and she doesn't sound like she has only 2 brain cells either /sigh...
I thought they were actually getting her to appear in the next TR, but I guess casting Megan would cause more of a stir, if we consider how much they even tried to hype up some sort of feud between Megan and Angiejo, so that's built in publicity by giving Fox the role right there /sigh...
Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 6:52pm.
This post killed me:
"I haven't played Tomb Raider: Search For Bulimia yet, but you could be right." - Vvoid (on Saint AngieJo)
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LOL! Nice.
Have you seen the real Lara Croft?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgYToIq66-0
WAAAAAAY hotter!
Even her eyebrows...and AngieJo's no eyebrow slouch.
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The following link comes from an mb that's pretty much 100% testosterone filled - a gaming mb, with side discussions on films and such - and surprisingly enough, there's some Megan hate there:
http://www.fohguild.org/forums/millies-movie-house/39396-tomb-raider-3-t...
It's funny, 'cause I stopped over just to check what's up and see if there's any interesting talk about upcoming releases, but immediately saw that topic and laughed 'cause I thought of you horz.
This post killed me:
"I haven't played Tomb Raider: Search For Bulimia yet, but you could be right." - Vvoid (on Saint AngieJo)
Good majority thinks Angiejo is kinda gross, others don't think much of Megan and seems most prefer the likes of Rhona Mithra.
Submitted by F-listed on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 5:43pm.
Megan Fox looks like a hooker all the time.
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True, but a really high priced one. But in that third thumbnail it does look like she'd consider giving free samples.
a "veiny, sun-spotty dick?"...oh!! Talk about gilding the lily.
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I agree wholeheartedly with originalputas on Bay's hotness.
I rarely feel compelled to see his movies, but I'd certainly buy a ticket to give him a beej. Damn!
She is hot. Hotter than me but I still don't envy her becuz she's an insecure mess who makes a habit out of speaking out of turn. I'd rather be a little less hot with a little more security, myself.
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I like both of them!
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I think Cate is a 100 times prettier than Megan. In one of the pics you can tell that Cate doesn't need to try as hard as Megan does to look "sexy"...it just comes naturally to her. Megan stared at the camera like she wanted to eat it, plus she's wearing a foundation that is way too light for her complexion. She ended up looking silly and desperate in the end. As always.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Please tell me that pic of Michael Bay is Photoshopped.
That sounds really sordid but not shocking. Bay must have disclosed the vid. Maybe this is revenge for her trashing the current movie. This news might do damage to Megan's reputation for non-slutty behavior.
Michael Bay is such a douchebag!!! Anywho, Megan Fox's face is so pale compared to the rest of her body. It's actually quite hilarious...aside from washing Bay's Ferrari...(which makes me dry heave from the innuendo!)
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I like Michael Bay the same reason I like M.E.!
http://www.michaelbay.com/newsblog/files/bonecrusher.html
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"Don't fuck with me!"
"I thought I already did?"
I second everything Hekki said... except that I'm not sad about it. But Megan Fox could have a better career if she only knew how to manage it and market herself. She's a dumb ho for not knowing when to shut her trap.
Yea like cate blanchett didn't blow a director for a role back in the day.
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Trash and class sitting next to each other. Sheeesh, Megan Fox looks like a hooker all the time.
I prefer Cate, but I don't have to tell you that someone with a penis would go straight for Fox, right? Yah, I guess the Fox wins that one.
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They would fuck Fox but take Cate home to momma.
And the really SAD thing about Megan Fox is that she is wasted potential.
She could have been a model, but she inked up her body. If she were an actress in Old Hollywood, she'd have handlers to keep her trap shut, and PR people to give her an air of mystery, instead of the air of Anna Nicole Smith (another gorgeous girl who belied her beauty by being a trashy loudmouth ho).
Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 3:19pm.
I love how sitting next to Cate Blanchett reduces Megan Fox to a Lohan. You can practically see the 'owned' stamp on her forehead.
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LMAO!!!! I can almost make out the 'Slurped jizz for work' that she tried to laser off.
I have the worst taste in men. No wonder Michael Bay looks hot in this pic. to me. I would hit that SO hard.
ethang: Your comment stirred the pot!
I totally agree with Erika_Leigh28. Megan Fox IS beautiful, but her look is generic and trashy. I guess I'd like to be that DEGREE of pretty, but I'm not jealous. Really.
The fact that 98% of straght men would gladly bang Megan Fox doesn't make me jealous. 98% of straight men would bang ME.
The only time I envy other women is if they're very rich or very stylish.