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The tagline for all reality shows: "I'm Not Here To Make Friends!" This is the 2009 version - FourFour
I think Hayden Panatroll's body double was my 35-year-old cousin Chepe in a blonde wig - Egotastic!
Mena Suvari may look like E.T.'s first girlfriend, but she's still hot - Hollywood Tuna
The cherry trees of DC will make a beautiful backdrop for my wedding to Mah Boo - Towleroad
Mimi's Farrah Fawcett flip at Michael Jackson's memorial - Just Jared
Zahara is going to be a star - Lainey Gossip
Blake Lively doesn't work out, she eats pork burritos, blah blah blah... Shut the fuck up! - Popsugar
I'm not sure what's the bigger mess here, Brit Brit's boots or her roach nest weave? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
My kind of nuns - Cityrag
Hayden Panatroll is not worthy of this slut dress - Hollywood Rag
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God, Mariah's "gospel hands" are so annoying when she sings. She should have her hands tied behind her back so she can't act like she's directing a choir. And then she raises her hands up when she reaches the high notes. Except she can't reach the high notes anymore.
Oh and the dress was totally disrespectful at a friggin memorial service. Boobs hanging out and all clingy, like she was at the MTV Awards. Yuck.
All I'm grateful for is that Beyonce wasn't there, prancing around in a leotard and screeching about single ladies. That's at least something.
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 11:18am.
What the fuck is up with Mariahs hands when she sings? I want to reach through the tv and bitch slap her!
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I know!! So annoying! It was like she was trying to take attention away from her pathetic singing.
What happened to her amazing voice?! Maybe too much neck fat.
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What the fuck is up with Mariahs hands when she sings? I want to reach through the tv and bitch slap her!
Submitted by hambletta on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 5:47pm.
mariah carey really can't cut it live. has anyone else said this?
Back in the day Mariah was an amazing live singer, but she lost her voice at some point. She can't sing as well as she used to, not even on records. Look up her MTV unplugged performance on Youtube or something.
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"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as --- http://www.SugarBabyMeet.com/---
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Oooohhh a Shitney meltdown is SO CLOSE you can feel it!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 3:54pm.
That Lainey person is seriously copying you, MK, calling Shiloh The Chosen One and all that. You should sue.
Seriously, except she's missing the tongue in cheek 'tude about the Chosen One, what with Lainey (other Lamey as some others hos here call her) defending their relationship against the tabloids and all, lol.
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ITA. The write up sounded so MK. With the Brangelunatics and the Chosen One. UGH. I can't believe I went to her page. She is beyond annoying. And, I don't know why she call her site gossip. All she do is bitch about other celebrities...especially the women.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
Zahara is a cutie pie; her homewrecking slut of a mother should just manage her hair better.
Hayden P: I think her face is cute as can be, but I agree -- body like a Russian gymnast.
Mena: Great ass but I never got the appeal of her. She had 1 good movie, she was somewhat cute in it. But then she did the bull dyke look and disappeared. Her face is fug and she has no tits. A whole lotta nothing special.
mariah carey really can't cut it live. has anyone else said this?
hamble the doll
Actually, Lainey was calling Shiloh "The Chosen One" before Michael was. But, really, who cares?
And why do you hateful people say such nasty things about Zahara? She's a baby. There is no need for that. I know some of you are racists but, please try to keep it to yourselves, especially when it comes to children.
Oh, fuck! Who let Shitney loose at CVS? Bitch done colored her hair! Off the meds? Yee-aah!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Oh Blake, stfu, you boring, boring, pretty Labrador! (that's what she looks like to me.)
It's not cute, nor does it garner anything but annoyance to say you don't do shit and yet has a decent body, Blake. Even if you are telling the truth, lie about it, so people who work for their figures don't roll their eyes at you.
Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 3:54pm.
That Lainey person is seriously copying you, MK, calling Shiloh The Chosen One and all that. You should sue.
Seriously, except she's missing the tongue in cheek 'tude about the Chosen One, what with Lainey (other Lamey as some others hos here call her) defending their relationship against the tabloids and all, lol.
They put Saint Holie in a Prius!!!!!!!!!!!
LMMFAO!!!!!!
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"Don't fuck with me!"
"I thought I already did?"
Zahara is not growing. Shiloh is just about as tall as her and a year younger right?
Zahara is one mean looking little brat. She scares me.
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"Two faces you have. Two faces, keep one in your bag. Well, I'm biding my time like a cellar of wine but with two faces you'll never be true".
I am not here to make friends (with losers from reality shows)
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
zahara and i have the same hairstyle...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Zahara is getting uglier by the minute.
And yes, I pick on children. It's not like she's reading this, is it?
Siiiick hos. Wishing you were somehow more like Mena Suvari in any capacity? Uh, sad. Aim higher. For rullz. Bitch had her troll face beat in with the oogly stick.
I agree, Mena Suvari is very nice looking from the neck down. Her face while it's not fugly, it has scary features. She sort of looks like a Gremlin.
Shitters is off the meds, right?. I need her old crazy antics back.
Angelina Jolie is wearing a potato sack, right?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Mena's ass is perfection. The rest, not so much. And nothing kills a boner like an ugly ass tattoo right in the middle of a woman's chest.
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Wanted: 3 Orion Slave Girls. New or Used. Willing to Pay Big $$$.
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I have a 5 year old cousin who's body closely resembles Hayden's. She has a cute face but she is not sexy in the least therefore should not be wearing a dress thats supposed to accentuate curves. Hayden Pannatroll needs to sit the fuck down.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
I think Mena Suvari is as cute as a button. And I wouldn't mind having an ass like that either.
Ah ha, okay. Now I know what to tell people when they ask me to describe myself...built low to the ground! LOL
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 4:21pm.
Means squat, basically. Long torso and short legs, or just short, stubby legs.
I think mena suvaris ass looks great. so theres a little celly, it disappears when on all 4's. Its her face that scares me anyways
Hayden does have a hot face, but the body there really is no better description then romanian gymnast.
Blake Lively on the other hand has it all
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
@ mike - I am guessing that's bad? What does that mean exactly?!
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Hayden has a decent face, but a body like Britney Spears (only shorter). In NC we call this "built low to the ground".
I guess there must be something wrong with me because I think Hayden looks very pretty in those pics.
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*Blondeface*
Am I the only one that thinks Hayden looks great and really wants that dress? Yes? Ok moving along.
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
I've always said Zahara was the one in charge in the Brangelina family. That kid rules the roost, and if Angie knows what's good for her, she won't fuck with Z. Otherwise, she'll wake up one night with a meat cleaver in her skull.
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"Stupid is forEVAH." ~~Ron White
MK, when you marry Mah Boo, I'll be there with bells on!
Why don't celebrities understand that when you tell us that you eat whatever you want and don't work out and have a killer body...that doesn't make us like you anymore. Not only do we not believe you but we kinda hate you now.
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Mena Suvari's ass is really kinda making me puke here. She's weird in general. Her short guest stint on Six Feet Under was the only thing I've ever really enjoyed her in.
Stop trying to make Hayden Pannetiere happen. It's never going to happen!!!
Where has Britney been? I need more Britney in my life. Seriously. She needs to like, drop a kid off an overpass hopped up on pills or something. That would be so amazing. Heart u Briney!
You can tell Zahara is already such an angry little bitch. She will be the wildest celebriteen out there in 10 years. Trust.
That Lainey person is seriously copying you, MK, calling Shiloh The Chosen One and all that. You should sue.
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“Do anything, say anything, and fuck anything. No excuses, no apologies, no regrets.” --Brian Kinney
Hayden Panatroll is not worthy of this slut dress ******** If you look reeeeeal close you can see fuzz.
Blake Lively survives on cigs and the teeny weeny that Penn calls a pecker.
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Moo!