The Newest Cast Members Of The Real Housewives Of NYC
Yeah, in my Tylenol PM-induced dreams! But Bravo can be my fairy godgay (Yeah, Bravo is a total homo) if he casts Jocelyn Wildenstein, Rojo Caliente and CoCo as the newest beauties on The Real Housewives of New York City. Apparently, they are currently casting, because some of the original howives are being difficult about money and have yet to sign on for a third season.
E! says that Discountess De LameAss, Leatherbag Bensimon, Bethenny Frankel and that gay dude's constipated wife are all coming back for more fuckery. But Ramona and Jill both think they are the stars of the show, so they are holding out for more coin. A source claims that's the reason why Bravo announced that they are looking for more housewives. Basically, they are telling Ramona and Jill that both of their asses can be replaced!
While I agree that paying Jill more than a half-filled box of Red Vines is too much, Ramona is pretty much irreplaceable. If you want authentic raw craziness, you have to pay for it.
If the producers decide to dump Jill, they should know that Jocelyn will work for Wesson injections, Rojo Caliente will work for gift certificates to Big & Tall and CoCo will work for lip gloss (for her other lips).
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YAY for Mrs. Wildenstein! She'd bring some much needed life and interest to that show!
Hook up Jocelyn with Parisite as her new BFF - in fact, tie them together for 2 weeks straight. Now that's entertainment!
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
Eff Bravo! Somebody flip open the latch on Aaron Spelling's crypt and strap him to two puppetmasters, Weekend at Bernie's style. Because he MUST produce the new Charlie's Angels.
* Rojo = Sabrina Duncan
* Coco = Kelly Garrett
* Wilderbeast = Kris Munroe (there's no replacement for Jill)
Of course, if the networks weren't ready to see such hotness reprise the famous "Angels in Chains" episode, they could give them a different show...
* CatAssTrophy = Crissy Snow
* 7-11 BigGulch = Janet Wood
* Red Lickalotapuss = Jack Tripper
I'd also have to throw in:
* HoHan = Mrs Roper
* SamMan = Mr Roper (those two are a natural fit)
* GreasyBear = Larry Dallas
* Janice DickInThere = Lana Shields
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
There are only about two surgeries separating Pamela Anderson from Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:09pm.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:12pm.
awww sibsi, it's okay. you like what you like! I like to dip french fries in milkshakes.. is that normal? Prolly not.
I LOVE LOVE dipping my fries into my shake! Wendy's burning hot fries into a Frosty...yum.
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OMG I KNOW THAT'S TOTALLY ROCKIN' AWESOME!!! Now I wanna go to Wendy's. :P
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:12pm.
awww sibsi, it's okay. you like what you like! I like to dip french fries in milkshakes.. is that normal? Prolly not.
I LOVE LOVE dipping my fries into my shake! Wendy's burning hot fries into a Frosty...yum.
*** "Michael Fux. Doesn't it sound like that's the way it was meant to be?"
*** MK, June 29,'09
I'm just waiting for a show with actual housewives.
Oh PUH-LEEZE! The show needs Jill, she IS the godmother. But why are they keeping Kelly and the Cuntess? Those two should be replaced. And I would LOVE to see Rojo on there, they can even feature the wedding!!!
hot pics
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as --- http://www.SugarBabyMeet.com/---
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:01pm.
Gird your loins, people. Jocelyn Wildenstein through the ages...
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I think there should be a Federal, no GLOBAL, law requiring her to stay hidden away. Always. Forever. EVER. WITH her dumbass, incompetent and obviously BLIND plastic surgeon.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
Yes, yes and YES. This would definitely be on my DVR's scheduled recordings!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Wow. Cat lady is just, well, there are no words to describe that freak, except freak...
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:01pm.
Gird your loins, people. Jocelyn Wildenstein through the ages...
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_03/Wildenstein2L_800x1132.jpg
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Bitch was actually cute back in the day. Well, she looked HUMAN, at the very least. Must have shit for brains.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:10pm.
Sorry, Socky!!
*peeing in laughter at the visual of you peeing in fright*
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LOL! I wanna know how often she's asked to bite the pillow when she has fucky times. She's hideous!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I ain't no angel, Sibsi. My all-time favourite reality show is Chains of Love! And it hasn't been on in almost 10 years. So there;p
edited to add: And right now I'm watching so many Top Models I keep wondering where models have disappeared to and then realizing that they're on a different show.
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Thanks, cute Froggie. Your words console me. And nothing wrong with dipping fries in your shake. After all, who can claim they never thought of doing so before?
That said, I am off to jog a little, while watching some crappy show.
See you all in an hour or so :D
awww sibsi, it's okay. you like what you like! I like to dip french fries in milkshakes.. is that normal? Prolly not.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:01pm.
Gird your loins, people. Jocelyn Wildenstein through the ages...
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_03/Wildenstein2L_800x1132.jpg
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WHY!?! WHYEEEEEE?!?
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speakit & angel_i, you all making me ashamed of liking this show /sadface
I know this shit is no good, but I can't stop watching it!
Yeah, it's sad that I select to devote my free time to watching reality tv, but, hey, at least I'm always running on a treadmill or doing something physical while distracted by these beautiful, klassy women, who have profound sayings such as 'prostitution whore'!
none of those three pics are appealing. appalling yes! appealing NO!
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:09pm.
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Sorry, Socky!!
*peeing in laughter at the visual of you peeing in fright*
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:01pm.
Gird your loins, people. Jocelyn Wildenstein through the ages...
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*peeing in fright* Oh, fuck!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Gird your loins, people. Jocelyn Wildenstein through the ages...
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_03/Wildenstein2L_800x1132.jpg
A cross between "Sex and the City" and "Home Improvement."
Although Rojo Caliente at home would surely be interesting.
I can remember when Joceyln Wildenstein was the weirdest thing I'd ever seen. Yep, those were the days before dlisted.
Bravo doesn't realize that more people would watch shit shows like this if they cast these three awesome ladies! They are the stuff dreams are made of! You wouldn't have to pay them much either. It would all work out for the best. Trust!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by Snarkley on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 6:53pm.
Here's where MK always loses me, because I can't be pulled away from my Roseanne reruns to be bothered with this shit.
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Yeah, that's real housewives right there, not a bunch of self absorbed rich bitches.
Here's where MK always loses me, because I can't be pulled away from my Roseanne reruns to be bothered with this shit.
Wait, Bravo is gay? What about the History Channel? I'm guessing the Discovery Channel is at least bi-curious.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 6:38pm.
Wooo! That is quite a sandwich with a Rojo in the middle.
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WoooHooo! As long as Rojo's back is to Cat Face, she'll be aaaallllright! Then again, Coco's chichis might be an issue. Suffocation, you know.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I would finally watch this show. It's true.
♥ Threadkilla!
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Ugh, I can't stand Jill. I hope Bravo doesn't cave and give her what she wants.
mk always get it right...
Ramona the star??? Buhahahaah
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Reality shows suck.
I like MK's cast selection better. Can they add Gay Al too for comic relief?
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Wooo! That is quite a sandwich with a Rojo in the middle.
When does this edition of the howives begin?
I just recently got into this crapfest by watching the reunion of the New Jersey howives, so I'm kinda glad to see there's more trainwrecks to watch and perhaps in the horizon?
So do they keep this thing going all year long? From Jersey, To NY, to Atlanta? Fucking Bravo and their addictive reality shows!