Tuesday, July 7th 2009
Yes, Please
If I was Halle Berry, my wet parts would be stuck to Gabriel Aubry all day and all night. My b-hole would turn into a suction cup and it would not let go. I'd eat breakfast, lunch and dinner on his peen. And I'd take naps on his nalgas. Gabriel would also have to learn how to walk around with my crotch in his face and my legs on his shoulders. He can do it!
Hos would try to taser my ass to get me off, but I wouldn't move. They'd try to blast me with a flame thrower and I'd blow that shit out. You know that part in Titanic where Rose says to Jack, "I'll never let go"? It would be like that, except my ass would NEVER LET GO! Realness.
Here's my future conjoined twin, Halle Berry and Nahla at the pool in Miami today.
• 
He posted a profile on a dating site sugarscupid. c o m . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
YUMMY!!!!
________________________________________________
Ho buster #1!
Submitted by Am on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:39pm.
I don't see the hot. He's just 'calendar' pretty.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm not seeing it either.
YALL ARE NUTZ.
Submitted by stinkbutt on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:38pm.
Its skinny k-fed with long hair. He always looks pissed. I'm sure he blames her for all this picture taking business.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1. I don't see the K-Fed thing at all, that dude is a fat, beer guzzling red neck. 2. He's a model, I doubt he blames anyone for the picture stuff. It probably doesn't bother him nearly as much as it bothers her.
--------------------------
Tracy: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
Amen, Stefystef. Testify!
__________________________________________________
"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.
He is so hot. Halle is a lucky woman.
They are a beautiful family.
They are a good looking couple, but I'm not attracted to him one iota.
Time will tell if the kid will stay cute.
Usually two good looking people produce a weird/ugly looking kid. She seems cute now. But it could go wrong later like, Rumer Willis
He is definitely sexy, I think he is better looking than Halle, even though she is very pretty with make up on..but I dont envy them because they are beautiful, I envy them because they are so freakin rich & that is what is truly unfair.
They're both good-looking but their kid is cross eyed.
He looks like the Mattel version of Vito Morgenson (sp?)to me...unremarkable, imho.
@ KD, I totally thought that was Sawyer too at first. Both are yummy.
**************************************************************
*Blondeface*
I thought it was my heartthrob, Josh Holloway at first. I guess he is almost as good looking. Nahla is getting so big.
How did I miss this hot piece last night?! Mmmmmmm, he's FINE!
ACK! Two hot men posts in a row. I will need a cigarette now!
That pic of him with the baby daughter is adorable. They should have more children. They make nice ones.
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
God, that man is beautiful.
__________________________________________________
I am not a pussy.
i hope that child doesn't fall in love with her daddy when she realizes it's her daddy
DAMN!
this is what I call breakfast of champs! Eye candy without the guilt! Mmmmmmm
Halle you bitch! LOL nah she's hot too. And the baby! Cute. Lucky girls!!
◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘
♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
He's sexy as hell! And rocks a white towel--only--very well!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You got that?!
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:04pm.
You guys who don't see the hot must be fucking blind...
AND, he's flashing a bit of chest hair in that link, too. Swoooooons. The bf just said "yeah, he's a good looking dude, but he doesn't have my cock!"
Well said, bf, well said.
********************************************************************
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Thank you MuffinAmy for my laugh for the morning. And tell your boyfriend that a nice fat cock beats a pretty face everyday!
____________________________________________________________
There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
Oopps, double post. Sorry *s*
That torso is proof that God exists.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm pinching yo nipples.
This is proof that Halle Berry stole my life and she is living the life I was supposed to. Beautiful man, beautiful baby... What the deuce???? And do you see the way he looks at this daughter??? Oh, wow. Now that's a true love affair right there folks. Daddy's little girl all the way.
I want to be happy for Halle, but all I really want to do is fuck the shit out of her man. ~sigh~ Well, back to that sad thing I call "a life". Thank God for dlisted!!!! The bright spot in an otherwise dull world.
____________________________________________________________
There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
Mrs. Campbell ~ Isn't that their damn business. Not your concern?!
Oh my goodness! It is 7:43am and I can not stop staring at this gorgeous man...........wheww!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 7:11am.
If Nahla turns out ugly, she should be allowed to sue these bitches.
..........
I don't know that that is likely with her genetic makeup. ... lets hope she has less shallow concerns than her 'looks'. Like, how to invest her considerable wealth to maximise returns in the coming years of economic turbulence.
Not to worry, she can always cash in on her celebity status... everyone loves a celebutot and the tabloids are always keen to pay for that.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 3:54am.
He's OK.
I mean, he's handsome but he's not sexy to me.
If that makes sense to anyone here.
...........
Like the model types that are 'technically' good looking.. but lack a certain je n'est ce qois?
I hear you, he's attractive in a modelly idealistically perfect way, but does seem to lack something in the sexay department. I may just be assuming that his personality has the depth of a kiddies pool... but his body (while rather fine) doesn't make me quiver the way a truly sexy beast might. I like my mens to have a wicked sense of humour and a personality that can charm your pant off. I'll take personality over looks, every time.
Having said that, I know little or nothing out him, so in this instance will give him the benefit of the doubt! ;)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
If Nahla turns out ugly, she should be allowed to sue these bitches.
But I doubt that is likely to happen.
She's already cute.
***************************************
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe for "Heaux Confessionals©", delivered to your inbox and other holes
As soon as we noticed Mary's hairless armpits we knew she was a total bottom as well.
Halle = Lesbyterian?
Good job Ms. Berry! He's yummy....and looks like a cute daddy.
I must be missing something. Why are they assholes? Because they don't have giant smiles plastered on their faces at all times?
He's OK.
I mean, he's handsome but he's not sexy to me.
If that makes sense to anyone here.
♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣
What are you going to do, suck me to death?
We have nothing against homosexuals per se, Miss TITS, but we dislike homosexuals who pretend to be hetros, such as the obvious homosexual to which we refer here.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 3:04am.
'we'? what is this 'we' you speak of?
why don't you like homosexuals?
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Whoa Miss WM!!!! We can understand your 'vapors' at the sight of this magnificent, gorgeous hairless homosexual but if you take a moment to look closer you will realize that this is just a pouty queen , not likely to be much fun and probably a lot more trouble than she is worth.
No, we prefer MEN.
They're both annoying, and way overpaid. I'm starting to hate these actors. All they do is pat themselves on the back, give themselves award, after award, shell out big bucks to make shitty movies, and profit from all of us. And then they have the nerve to scowl at their fans, at the people who basically allow them to live the luxury life they live. FUCK THEM. I personally have not stepped into a movie theater in years, and won't because assholes like these two.
Fuck me, he is hot! I hate you Halle!
***********************************************************************
"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
Awww come on, TechnoViking, that kid is better than cute. Cute is not the right word anyway. She's exotic looking. I guarantee you that when she grows into her looks she will be stunning. Hopefully she won't inherit her parents bad attitude.
I hope the kid is cute because he or she (can't be arsed to look up) is unlikely to be smart. On the upside, I'm impressed the 'rents have stayed together this long.
THEIR KID IS NOT THAT CUTE. SORRY.
OH GOD, yes PLEASE. He is DELISSSSSSSSSSH. *drooooooool*
**************************************************************
*Blondeface*
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:40pm.
Too perfect. Doesnt exist. It is an optical illusion.
................
Like one of them magic eye things?
*adjusts vision.... sees a good way to spend an afternoon*
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Too perfect. Doesnt exist. It is an optical illusion.
..
-----"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
MK, this post is why I fucking love you.
The dude is walking sex!!!He's got the whole Alexander Skarsgard thing going on (yum!)
=============================================================
Before I saw the name, I thought it was AS! I am obsessed with all things Skarsgard these days:-)
GA is good looking, but he doesn't excite me. He is basically a mannequin and that just doesn't do it for me.
They just look so sour all the damn time, I don't even find them attractive. They are starting to remind me of Posh Beckham.
And I agree with Jaxon. Did Halle think that because she had a baby, the paps would just magically go away? Bitch has been in show biz long enough to have known that would not be the case.
she looks good topless...great body
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Submitted by menyc on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:13pm.
wow those comments by 'jaxon' are repulsive
--------------------------------------------
You hang out on THIS site and you call MY comments repulsive? LOL!
For some reason I don't see them lasting as a couple, I don't know why.
If I were going to have a baby daddy, then I want one just like him....lol!!
I heard Halle and Gabriel don't smile in candid shots so that the paps won't get as much money for them. Which is true most people don't want to see bitch face pics unless it's Zahara.
God, he's luscious. I'd have deserted The Banshe on his deathbed for a chance to bang Gabe Aubry.
(fanning myself while downing a big glass of cab sauvg)
***********************************************************
"Stupid is forEVAH." ~~Ron White
OMFG, I have to go wipe...
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."