Birthday Sluts

I wanna hear what Biggie's ma has to say about this ho turning "34." why does she always look like she has a very thin layer of cum all over her body?

Thinks her boobs should be out there for the world to see - think not... She is too freaky for me. She's short and dumpy...

This pic of Lil' Kim is old.

These days, she is looking like she's *that* side of a PlayDoh factory!

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I have absolutely NOOOOOOO patience for little Kim, she is such a freakin hood rat, who didnt live too far from me, (well far enough, I dont live in the hood, but she did).....I hate her, her face is totally destroyed now.

Happy B'day Bonnie Pointer, they were the shit, Suzanne Vega (I used to love Luka, made me cry always), Selma Ward (good actress), Jeff Corwin (I love him, and his animals, he's a crazy bastard)and Lisa Rinna mouth du jour and the rest, ehhhhhhh.....Not to great, but Happy B'day anyway.

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Lil' Kim = black (and slightly less contrived) Lady GaGa.

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Eat boogers and die.

awe man another cool cancer list! happy birthday all and i love Suzanne "my name is luka"vega!

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aww, suzanne vega, "my name is luca, i live on the second floor"... I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT! thanks, mk

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

okay, lil kim... is that ash or some glitter kind of thing?! it. doesn't. look. quite. right.

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

Sorry Kim looks spray painted and Lisa Rinna is 46 but how old are her lips?
Love Sela Ward - and Armani, ahhh if only I could afford Armani

I loved 90's Lil Kim and some of the Bella Mafia album. Crush and No Time was the shit! Her dirty lyrics boggled my mind back when I was 13...so kudos. Now...not so much.

wow what a piece of trash
happy ho day to you

Lil kim is a F R E A K... and not in a good way. No talent, surgical addiction, disgusting appearance. She's had so much facial plastic surgery that she looks like she's wearing a mask. And those tits... they look like porno star bolt on turbo titties. She's a nasty ass HO...

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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits

Li'l Kim is NOT 34, LMAO! More like 44, but people are always faking their birthdays online & in media so half the time, when we see ages here, they're invariably much younger than their actual age.

Man, all kinds of L'il Kim hatred goin on in here. I happen to really love, LOVE L'il Kim's music & her voice. I could give a shit about what she does with her private life, it's her art I've always been interested in.

Lil Kim is fucking disgusting and has no talent whatsoever.

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“I can’t give any details, but it will be one of the most important moments in music ever.”
“I just sleep with the guys in the band all the time because it’s easier.”
- Lady Gaga

Lil Kim - the epitome of class & demurity.

Lisa Rinna - the epitome of roided trout lips. Happy B-day to all the sluts!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←

She is the original Empress of Elegance! Quelle horreur...

I could swear L'il Kim turned 34 about 5 years ago.

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 2:51pm.
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I am too! Love House!! HappyBD to Sela - god, she looks GREAT for her age! Can't believe Suzanne Vega is 50! wow...

And, I was gonna bitch at MK for putting Lil Kim up there, until I realized he could've put up a horrible picture of Lisa Hemorroidlips there instead, so thanks. I guess.

Happy Saturday Sluts!!! ;D

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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.

Two people with connections to Hugh Laurie have birthdays today: Greg Grunberg (drummer of Band from TV) and Sela Ward (played House's ex-gf, Stacy, in the first season of the show).

Yes, I'm obsessed with Hugh Laurie. I make no apologies.

(Back to normal weekend inactivities)

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Take your shit and vacate the premises.

Submitted by girl_cheese on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 2:08pm.
I see that she had her titty sacks done. No surprise there, considering she's had EVERYTHING ELSE done. Remember when she had small tittays?
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*raised hand* I do I do! AND they were hot little perky thangs. She'd look MUCH younger, too, if she would've kept them that way, along with her original face. Yes, though I love my girls, sometimes I long for little, LIGHT tittays :(

I see that she had her titty sacks done. No surprise there, considering she's had EVERYTHING ELSE done. Remember when she had small tittays? Everyone must remember that 'cause they were all over the place. Meanwhile, she's going the MJ route except she still has her natural skin color.

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Cost of home alarm system: $700. Watching a stoner trip the alarm and feverishly try to remember the code: priceless.

Early mornings on the corner of Santa Monica Blvd and Highland next to the 24hour doughnut shop there's always a gaggle of women who look just like her. If they think you're from Asia and don't know English they say things like "me love you long time" and other stereotypical stuff. It's funnier when they say it while chewing on a croissant or cruller.

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Wow, shes only 34?!?

Lil' Kim needs Chrysanthemums to cover those puppies up. Those ones aren't up to the job. I see a nip.

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Ugh, what a disgrace to women. I like the guy in the background pulling the girl away: "Don't look at it sweetheart. You'll turn to stone."

Happy BD Suzanne Vega! I named my cat after one of your songs.

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Woah, can't believe Justin Chambers (Alex Karev on "Grey's Anatomy") is 39, he looks way younger.

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 11:42am.
I miss this Lil Kim, how wrong is that?

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Ain't nothin wrong with it. Loving Lil K is just a sign of refined yet eclectic taste. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for dinner soundtrack and Lil K for the nasty with your man afters ;D

I love Lil Kim's hotshit voice. That said, girlfriend should've backed away from the plastic surgeon's office a looooong time ago. She was perfectly hot & klassee back in the day.

whoever did her tittays did a decent job....

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34, How old does that make Lil' Kim in alien years?

Suzanne Vega - met her once, she's very gracious. Love her music.

Michael Rosenbaum, Justin Chambers, and Jeff Corwin are all welcome to come collect their birthday BJs anytime. No expiration.
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There's the door, spaceman.

I know she's trying to be sexy (ok laugh), but she is completely ridiculous!

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

I miss this Lil Kim, how wrong is that?

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Tits and Lips.

Slim pickins this morning. Happy bday just the same, I suppose. Especially to Suzanne Vega and Sela Ward. Even you Lisa Roid Lips Rinna.

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Her belly button looks like it has mold growing in it. NOT a good look...

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"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."

I'm actually OLDER than lil kim? wow I had no idea...she has completely ruined her face and then tries to hide it with clown makeup

Hey, EvilShoe! Nice to see Shia back, having shorn his Gossie.

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Bottom-feeder.

Can someone wake MK back up again so he can move this photograph down the line? Ewwwwwww

Happy Bitchday!
Lil Kim - You face looks um..preserved. Betcha when you talk...yo lips don't move.

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

Submitted by No Words on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 11:20am.

hahaha. Sorry! More beauty sleep, that's the ticket.

Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 11:11am.
Submitted by No Words on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 11:08am.

hahahaha. Some would say the guy married to Pfeiffer is old, too. I say "Pshaw." She keeps him feeling young.
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And what is really sad (for me, anyhow) is...
David E. Kelley is younger than me!

I'm going back to bed. (-:

Submitted by No Words on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 11:08am.

hahahaha. Some would say the guy married to Pfeiffer is old, too. I say "Pshaw." She keeps him feeling young.

Happy Birthday sluts!

MK must have fallen back asleep. Come on MK, I need some entertainment while I wait for my horribly delayed flight to Vegas. ;)

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I can't believe she used silver body glitter on her brown skin. Silver + brown = ASHY.
darker skin requires gold glitter, and a lighter touch.

And that wig is BEAT! Looks like a refugee from the Kim Z collection!

Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 11:03am
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Thanks, Tristram! For a minute there, I thought I was Rip Van Winkle. (-:

David E. Kelley is the guy married to M Pfeiffer. This David Kelly is an old Irish dude who played Grandpa Joe in "Charlie & the Chocolate Factory."

My fav part of the burfday slut list is going "who the fuck is THAT" to a name I don't know. Then going off to the net to find out who that person is. Which usualy results in an "oh, huh" and makes me wonder if I live under a rock that I didn't know the name (like David Henrie).

HB to all the sluts listed. Have one for me.

My bad, I forgot Bonnie Pointer!

A happy day to all birthday peeps.

Happy Saturday!! Fave day of the week. Much love to all of you. *muah*

Lil Kim needs to put some clothes on and take those colored-contacts out: Kim, honey, cover up.

Sela Ward is beautiful: I love that woman. Dignified, quiet, simply tasteful.

Ahhh... Giorgio Armani: love his Haute Couture - LOVE!!!!!