Saturday, July 11th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Lil' Kim (34)
David Henrie (20)
Rachael Taylor (25)
Michael Rosenbaum (37)
Justin Chambers (39)
Jeff Corwin (42)
Greg Grunberg (43)
Lisa Rinna (46)
Bonnie Pointer (49)
Suzanne Vega (50)
Richie Sambora (50)
Sela Ward (53)
Giorgio Armani (75)
David Kelly (80)

Posted by: Michael K


You forgot Tab Hunter.

No Words's picture

David Kelly - 80?!?!?

Who is THIS David Kelly? I thought there was only one...the one married to Michelle Pfieffer.

will.i.am's picture

Pretty sure if Latoya Jackson made it she'd be Lil Kim.

NaNoop's picture

This trick was so much cuter before embarking on a Michael Jackson scale of face butchery.
Ah, well. HB to all the BD sluts.

Green Is Good's picture

Kim hasn't had that nose in years.

Why Martha, your Sunday chapel dress!"

-Richard Burton to Elizabeth Taylor in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolffe?"

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LOL! I fucking love that movie.

TexnDoc's picture

"Why Martha, your Sunday chapel dress!"

-Richard Burton to Elizabeth Taylor in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolffe?"

Infamous's picture

Awww thats when Lil Kim was black. How cute!

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Tristram's picture

She's a lil' beat.

carefreea's picture

Submitted by The C word on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 10:09am.

Huh, I am wearing that exact same outfit this morning.

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I have it in pink but it was too cold this morning.

HB to all sluts.

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Plecostomus's picture

At last, my dreams of seeing Charlize Theron dipped in chocolate have been realized.

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Bottom-feeder.

QuweenJillian's picture

Lil Kim is following in Michael Jacksons plastic surgery footsteps... The multiple bad nose jobs, the skin bleaching...

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Tatty's picture

ow..

dreamhypnotique's picture

That's a fun look for her, but on odd days she should maybe slip in an Afro clown wig or Bob Marley dread wig or Rapunzel head piece to spice things up a bit. And also maybe put on a shirt.

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greenfinch's picture

her flower is crooked

hb sluts!

joanne's picture

HB Suzanne Vega.

kittycatastrophe's picture

That's a picture of one of Lil Kim's old faces.

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I think she needs more body glitter.
HB Sluts and thank God there is something new to look at (even if it's this skank)

Tristram's picture

I hope Richie Sambora has a few drinks to celebrate.

Am's picture

As Tim Gunn would say: "That's a lot of look."

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The C word's picture

Huh, I am wearing that exact same outfit this morning.

HB Suzanne Vega, David Kelly, and the rest.
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Georgie Delmont's picture

Beautiful flower!
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I need more cowbell's picture

When did Lil Kim become white? Looks like she bought stock in Lohan's spray tan company.