Tuesday, July 7th 2009

Cheetolings In Paris

Brit Brit is currently touring all through Europe and she took a little time to take her Cheetolings to see the Eiffel Tower in Paris. It's nice that Brit Brit dressed up for the occasion, but homegirl still looks like your crackhead cousin trying to clean up for a wedding. You know, the cousin who even has a bad case of the sweats in winter time. What I'm trying to say is that Brit Brit looks beautiful as usual.

Yish, Brit Brit is allergic to bras. We know this. Her Slim Jim nipples don't bother me anymore. I'm used to seeing them. I feel like we know each other. I could tell them my deepest secrets without fear. We're like family. Shit, I've seen Brit Brit's pokies more than I've seen my own nipples. And I think it's high time that her weave star in a remake of The Swamp Thing. The role it was born to play.

I bet Brit Brit has no idea that she's wearing a Star of David necklace. She probably just thinks it's "purdy shiny blue star."

Anyway, here's more of Brit Brit and her boys in Paris tonight. I also threw in some pictures of K-WellFed with his girlfriend and the boys earlier today.

In other news, the City of Paris just announced that they are completely out of baguettes....and fries....and pastries....

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OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Neverevenknewhim's picture

Ding Dang - Did Daddy go on vacation or did they change her meds? Brit Brit was looking so much better there for awhile. Who knew KWellFed would turn out to be the sane one, so...lesson to us all!

LMAO K-WellFed! Best one MK!

z-listed's picture

It is still a mystery how those two inbreds managed to make such cute kids!

sharoninshape's picture

Christ -is anyone still interested in this freaking hillbilly?
Are there any pictures of the kids where they are actually smiling and dont look so anxious?
The fact that this talentless hillbilly is still being written about is everything thats wrong with the music business today....
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There are tons of photo of the kids walking and laughing. They are always happy when they are with their father then their mother and they are walking around and laughing like normal kids. Who take kids to Effle towel at night when they already went the same day no wonder why the kids are crying.
http://britneysbabies.com/jaydengallery/thumbnails.php?album=249&page=2

MY GOD SOMEONE SHAVE THIS NASTY BITCH AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

candra78's picture

ummm....sunshine, hexagram=star of david. they are the same symbol. hexagram is the geometrical name for the star of david.

gia's picture

Does she really think her tits are pretty & perky enough to go braless all the time? C'mon, really??
They are not really sexy.

The Sunshine Gang's picture

That's not a star of david, its a hexagram, a seal of solomon. Kabbalah etc.

M.E.'s picture

She's still a backwoods, fucktarded whore. I hate this bitch with every inch of my being.

I've got it! She's getting into Wicca and is too dumb to realize that the Star of David and the Pentagram aren't the same symbol.

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K Well Fed is the best name EVAH MK, LMAO
I miss my skinny KFed
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Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 7:06am.

Hey, I'm Jewish and the idea of her wearing a Jewish star is odd. Nothing Jewish about her!

Yup same here. It IS odd. First thing my eyes picked up on in this pic and I thought WTF?

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EvilShoe's picture

Can someone wipe that kids mouth? Every time I see him, he's funky around the mouth.

cprincess's picture

Christ -is anyone still interested in this freaking hillbilly?
Are there any pictures of the kids where they are actually smiling and dont look so anxious?
The fact that this talentless hillbilly is still being written about is everything thats wrong with the music business today....

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TheBreakdown's picture

Any time I see photos of Britney, I wanna shake my head and then shake some sense into her.

But then again, why bother? She chose to pop out two kids in less than two years with this 'dancer' who's slowly but surely morphing into Jabba the Hut.

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F-listed's picture

I don't know how Britney keeps up with such a crazy schedule ? and is still take her boys out every night. Now that's one determined woman. Good for you Britney. Keep it up. Life is short. Enjoy it.

Talibah's picture

OMG!!!!!!!!

K-WellFed is right on the money. I'm glad I saw the new name MK gave him before I saw his picture. Thank God I swallowed my juice prior to seeing his pics.

LOL!!!!! Well I had my laugh for today!

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What is with the Star of David necklace? She probably thinks it's a purdy five pointed sun thing.

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bra would actually make them look nicer.

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If she were wearing a bra, I might go so far as to say she looked nice.

Say it with me now, Brit: BRA.

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Bitch! Bra! Good god!

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The only reason I can really think of as why those kids don't walk is because of the large crowds and the paparazzi. If she were in a hurry to get somewhere or doesn't want them trampled by a guy trying to get a picture..... I know how my little ones are, and I bet if I put them on the ground while a lot of crazies were around me, the would stop dead in their tracks and immediately want me to pick em back up. I think that is why most celebrities carry their kids.
But I am wrong most of the time, so what the hell.

Syko's picture

By the time she's 35, her nipples are gonna be slappin' her knees.

I've never thought she had a good smile - good teeth, yes. But her idea of a smile is to open her mouth as wide as it can possibly be opened, and you can see that wad of gum tucked in there by the 12 year molars, and it sort of ruins it all, I think.

I think Brit wants Kevin back. His girlfriend has a horse face and Brit has been doing a lot of horse-themed work lately. Who wouldn't want his greased up belly humpin lovin y'all?

stefystef's picture

Do these kids ever walk?
Put them down!!! Let them walk,darn it!

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Do these kids ever walk?
Put them down!!! Let them walk,darn it!

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Everything else aside....those little boys are well dressed and absolutely adorable!!

Albatross's picture

She is gross. That's all I can say.

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K-WellFed... LOL Fucking hilarious!

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Mawy's picture

Someone has to go to Europe and reinforce the idea that all Americans are trash. (Rolling my eyes)
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mary jane's picture

Any particular reason why these kids are never allowed to walk by themselves? They look pretty big, and I'm sure they get heavy after awhile.

sparkys nemesis's picture

Hey, I'm Jewish and the idea of her wearing a Jewish star is odd. Nothing Jewish about her!

pickles's picture

I think the crazy is slowly but surely coming back. She's been visiting Starbucks a lot, the brown "hair" has returned and now that necklace. Next up will be the infamous brown boots.

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Submitted by Rem Koolhaas on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:22am.

Hahaha! There's nothing like a bottle rocket to the nuts to bring the lols! God I'm bored.

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CityGirl's picture

Someone tell this moron what she`s wearing,she fuck herknows that she has no relation to the David`s star

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tapgirl's picture

Oh Dementa sorry, ignore my opinion it's got that word you find offensive in it too.

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tapgirl's picture

Darling just brush your hair. It's really not that hard, and it would be half your problem solved.
Wearing a bra would also be nice but let's not push her too hard, she has a mental illness.

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Mother Superior's picture

Very far away from the photoshopped ads MK posted before.
The hair is hideous...and why is she sporting a David Star?

Green Is Good's picture

Wear a BRA. How hard is that?

Hideous shit my butt. She's had everything.

Tacky Pretty, anyone who says "darling" has an opinion that immediately needs to be ignored.

as for her kids never aging... yeah, it's weird. They look the same as a couple years back.

tonta vodka van driver's picture

I dont care what anyone says...I LIKE these pics. It shows how someone who has been through some hideous shit can still keep it together and be friends with their ex and actually let them be around her kids with their new girlfriend (even if they are money grabbing, a bit fat and not so smart, Cake Fed } they still be able to work it out. Not sure I could do that. I would probably take a baguette and do ultimate "damage"(French accent) to my ex and his insignificant other. She has also made a Parisian effort (clothes! YAY!) and her childrenz be getting educated about uvva cultures an sheet. THATS GREAT!

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

Sandbitch's picture

K-Fed's boots & Samro's boots really should get together and have babies.

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 1:10am.

LOLOL!

No matter how well she scrubs up now, my eyes are prejudiced against her... they sooo want to see teh crazy Brit again that I still kinda do. I know, wishful thinking! *smacks head*

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Submitted by sushi on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:37pm.

You really think so?

I think she's actually really pretty, but I think she looks very good with the black hair.

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Brit did fine.

she did! her shoes sorta match and there aren't any stains on her. (yet)

yellow looks good on her too.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:48pm.

@M2C: Ha! A watched pot never boils...
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never say that to an aussie. they think you mean pot that will never hit a bong. nothing worse than a morose aussie.

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westward ho's picture

"Oh, Darling. Have you ever SEEN how most Americans dress when they visit Europe?

Brit did fine. Try playing a different note on your shitty skin flute of a site.

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oh, look! "the perez" is playing. lol.

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but, then again, what do i know?

westward ho's picture

WHY does she never hold SP? in every picture that he's in with her and JJ, he's always the also-ran. it makes me crazy. craziER.

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but, then again, what do i know?