Hot Slut Of The Day!
Tatiata Kozhevnikova - Tatiata, a 42-year-old Russian woman, has just been declared the woman with the strongest vagina in the world! Vadge, eat your roidy snatch out!
Guinness Book of World Records was on hand as Tati lifted a 31-pound glass ball with her Hulk-like pussay! Tati said she's been exercising her vagina for around 15 years, “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls. I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”
Tati's advice to all women is that they should lift snow globes with their chochas too, because it will make your sex life sexier. “It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed." Or in one week your vagina could quit your ass and take the next Greyhound bus out of town. Either or.
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Sign me up - I want to see if it REALLY works!!!Where do I get these?? I might rip a dick or two off but not my problem.
I try to stop my pee mid-stream when I go, so does that mean I can have a better vagina?
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What are you going to do, suck me to death?
This shit is not news. It's called pelvic floor excersises it's been round forever and every one should be doing them. Not just new mums, even men can do it too, (just squeeze the muscles that would stop your pee mid-stream) it makes for more intense orgasms :D yay! I squeezed two large babies out myself and honestly, I just made a conscious effort to "squeeze back" as hard as I could every time I had sex. Better than ever in 6 months. You don't need to dangle rediculous shit from your vagina :/
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
That thing is hanging from her pants! but MC Hammer would be proud anyway...
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Are you kidding me?????
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:11am.
Haha. Her nickname is Helga the Enforcer!
Really?.
Tonta I laughed that your primary reaction to this was teh AUDIO
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Get in Line.....Im with you on that one....What did we do before the tintaweb....We'd be NOWHERE I tell you. This stuff proves its very ancient and powerful teachings are now ours to be had through the medium of LOOK AT ME AND MY CHACHADIGREGORIO. People have no f ing shame these days.
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I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
I don't understand the world anymore...
JEZZUZ FUCKING CHRIST this is like listening to a Muppet on Skunk Weed doing some sort of bedroom experiment dressed as the Backupdancer for Boney M accompanied by the sound of its friends taking photos to mark the sacred occasion.
She is high as a kite I tell you. Thats some serious crafting she done with the glass ball mobile devise. This is TOO WIERD. I feel like I took a hit.
'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
I'd hate to be around when the glass breaks ...
Oh it would be 'unforgettable' allrite - the man would get his peen squeezed off by that vagi-vice.
OK WTF are the weights attached to? her clit????
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Couldn't you accomplish the same thing with Kegels and frequent sex? And have fun while exercising?
How exactly does she grip it? Its not like there's a hand sticking out of those gold pants
They sell weights for this sort of thing. I had a very weak pelvic floor until a urologist suggesting getting a set of, well, vagina weights. Works very well.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:04am.
Awwwww, come on Mani! You don't want your balls sucked dry like a couple of old deflated balloons by this hot russian cougar?
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:40am.
Wow. I bet the lucky guy who decided to take on this sexy lady will have his manhood sucked dry!
This lady scares me.
Please tell me there's video of her opening a jar of pickles!
I don't know why but I found the video to be very disturbing. It totally gave me the willies.
Exactly how long was ages??? This is just one of those random things that you think about the rest of the day.
Here's more proof that even the gnarliest things look best in French.
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ok so I'm a whore but I am going to watch and try and learn some gina tightening tips....
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Scared of her. Do not want.
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So is that outfit fitted with a hole, you know....where the balls go...?
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Wow. I bet the lucky guy who decided to take on this sexy lady will have his manhood sucked dry!
O yes. The first time I try this I think I'll start with glass too! And that just made me hate MK again for that glass jar guy. *Barf!*
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Huh. So she just inserted the first thing she could find into her vagina and started exercising it?
Interesting.
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That reminds me to start doing the kegels again...
Now THIS is news!! Forget Obama's healthcare plan and North Korea aiming for Hawaii....the real news is on Dlisted!
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LOL @ Uvie & C Word! I guess this lady has earned the Hot Slut title. My vagina just sits around all day eating Doritos. Well, it does vaccuum all day, so I guess I can't complain.
She should do some type of act with the woman who smashes things with her boobs. I think it was tin cans. Yep - she could just borrow the hose from a Vacutainer device and they could just both flatten tin cans.
Wow, I winced and crossed my legs just reading this. I daren't watch the video.
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I'll be impressed when she can lift a bowling ball.
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My vagina has birthed NO babies and my "intimate" muscles are in tremendous shape........thank you!
That's nothing, Madonna's vadge can suck a grown man in.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
thats nothing...my vajay-jay can fly a plane, save penises from a burning house, & still make it back home in time to grill some burgers.
when does my vagina get any recognition?
The lamé bodysuit adds a special touch of class.
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I prefer my vagina sans balls, thank you. Cock, on the other hand...
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Shouldn't her vagina be hot slut?
Other than smut films and various other porn reels, where can one REALLY display this talent?
I doubt this is something she can brag about at a coffee klatsch.
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My vagina went to hiding after this video.
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Is this real life?
There's a Guinness category for that?