Farewell, Oscar Mayer
Oscar G. Mayer has flown off in a giant Wienermobile to the great big BBQ in the sky at the age of 95. Oscar's wife, Geraldine, confirmed the sad news to the Associated Press. Geraldine said that Oscar died from the olds.
Oscar was the third Mayer to be the HBIC of the family business which his pepaw started. Oscar G. Mayer became president of the company in 1955 and he held the position for 41 years.
I hope Mimi sings the "Oh, I Wish I Was An Oscar Mayer Wiener...." song. It's the least she can do, because you know she has eaten millions of tiny "morsels" of his products. I also think John Mayer should back her up on the song since he might be related to Oscar. And John's a giant wiener, so it makes sense.
And I'm sure Oscar's funeral will be full of the sads, but think of the food they are going to serve!!!
May Oscar G. Mayer rest in peace.... I will think of him whenever I take a bite out of his delicious hot dogs (you know what I was really going to type). R.I.P.
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Migraine Sally - I have tears in my eyes, that was good!
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:46am.
In tribute, a little ditty we sang back in the day....
mememememememememememe
Oh, my boyfrined has a first name
It's P. E. T. E. R
My boyfriend has a second name
It's P. E. N. I. S
Oh, I love to eat him everyday
And if you ask me why, I'll sayyyyy
Cuz Peter Penis has a way
With my V. A. G. I. N. A
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That is awesome.
RIP hot dog dude. It's time to be potted meat. :(
RiP
worst.summer.ever.
Oh how sad! RIP! The Oscar Meyer empire will go on though!
Mrs. Patrick Campbell:
how do you know he's gay? lolololol
anyhow i'm going to miss him. and 95 is a damn long life DAMN!
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Isn't it Bromantic?
My first name is O S C A R, RIP you old man, you made billions of dollars off of your weieners. Good for you, I try to sell my weiner and all I get is a credit to use their food stamp card.
If he gets cremated, are they going to refer to it as a weenie roast?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
What's with all of these "M" names dying lately? I think I need to wrap myself in bubble wrap, don a tinfoil hat and hide in my closet for the next few weeks. Those of you who have a "M" name should consider joining me! I know Gale Storm didn't fit that mold, and one could argue that Farrah was also exempt... But Fawcett was once a Majors! *hides*
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
I hung out at the Mayer's house up in the San Juan Island's once. We had to boat over to get to their little island off the main island. It was nice.
That's my Oscar Meyer story.
Submitted by Jessica_Wakefield on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:35am.
Now here's an Icon for you. Who hasn't had any Oscar Mayer products?
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i've never had! it's only Hebrew National for me.
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help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
rest in peace...yet another one of my childhood memories has passed on...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
from the olds? that delta 88 'll getcha every time!
Ive always been a girl that loves a good wiener. Goodbye Mr Hot Dog Man.
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Fuck the fuck off you old hag, Mrs. PC!!
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Oscar appears to be a homosexual and - given Oscar's money - has probably enjoyed "muchas pingas" (aka "weiners") over the years!
his cousin, mayor Mccheese also has a say in this.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 9:23am.
Now control of the company goes to his sister, Golda.
- She's gonna have to fight his bastard grandson, John...
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
One has to ponder this question: Did he live to such a 'ripe' old age by avoiding those nasty wienies?
mm, well, very delish if grilled and served with raw onion and musturd, altho, I prefer a brat, myself, being in the midwest. rip guy.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Now for Oscar I'd fight the crowds at Staples Center to give him a proper send off.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 7:59am.
Are they going to throw him down a hallway?
******** No, Paris's vagina.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 9:28am.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 9:02am.
Wonder what kind of Memorial they will have for him? Will he be carted around in the Oscar Hot Dog Mobile? Will his casket look like a weiner and have yellow flowers on top? Will someone do the Moonwalk?
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LOL Race! You're always designing! Yellow, Red, maybe some white flowers for onions & lots of greenery/relish. And throw some chili on that bitch.
If you wrap it in bacon...I'm there.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 9:02am.
Wonder what kind of Memorial they will have for him? Will he be carted around in the Oscar Hot Dog Mobile? Will his casket look like a weiner and have yellow flowers on top? Will someone do the Moonwalk?
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LOL Race! You're always designing! Yellow, Red, maybe some white flowers for onions & lots of greenery/relish. And throw some chili on that bitch.
date rich men and celebrities,meet your classy half on _classymingle.com_ the place make your dream come ture!
Now control of the company goes to his sister, Golda.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Michael Jackson gets laid to rest along with the provider of weiners. The end of the world is officially near.
Oh, I loved that little jingle. Quite memorable.
Mustard, relish, and onions to you my friend.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Wonder what kind of Memorial they will have for him? Will he be carted around in the Oscar Hot Dog Mobile? Will his casket look like a weiner and have yellow flowers on top? Will someone do the Moonwalk?
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:57am.
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Fancy!! *hoik*
Here's another Bologna D'light!
Who thinks this shit up?
http://community.tasteofhome.com/forums/p/678598/5745563.aspx
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I was in a sorority in college
*dodging side-eyes, jeers, and tomatoes*
Hahahaha Migraine! Nice.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:46am.
In tribute, a little ditty we sang back in the day....
mememememememememememe
Oh, my boyfrined has a first name
It's P. E. T. E. R
My boyfriend has a second name
It's P. E. N. I. S
Oh, I love to eat him everyday
And if you ask me why, I'll sayyyyy
Cuz Peter Penis has a way
With my V. A. G. I. N. A
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Aw man! I always wished to know a song like this. Or make one! Neither ever happened. But see, bitches? Dreams CAN come true!
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:40am.
angel_i on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:38am
to be fair, in Hawaii SPAM is a food group. And my dad still eats that mess.
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My neighbourfriend was totally cooking that shit up the other day. SPAM stew. Thing is, as a kid, I did like that kinda stuff...just now - blech! I'm not even sure when that happened, it wasn't part of the conscious decisions. It was just one day my stomach just quit that bitch...and ALMOST every other kinda luncheon meet. "cept Kielbasa - can't never quit stuff.
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In tribute, a little ditty we sang back in the day....
mememememememememememe
Oh, my boyfrined has a first name
It's P. E. T. E. R
My boyfriend has a second name
It's P. E. N. I. S
Oh, I love to eat him everyday
And if you ask me why, I'll sayyyyy
Cuz Peter Penis has a way
With my V. A. G. I. N. A
islandgirl on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:44am
Of course, because gwad forbid, it wouldn't taste right out of the box.
What does this "friend" do with Pimento Loaf?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
EEG, made from scratch.
Hahaha, Bradi... WWTFD??
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:37am.
islandgirl on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:35am.
Going to take a stab in the dark and guess it is boxed turkey dressing.
Voms again.
islandgirl on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:38am
And thank you & GOOD MORNING!
Ew.
I'm totally posting a link on Twitter and Tweeting Tyler Florence with the recipe...
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
My dream job has always been to drive that weinermobile.
angel_i on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:38am
to be fair, in Hawaii SPAM is a food group. And my dad still eats that mess.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
angel, without a doubt. Hahaha!!
Bradi, I googled that shit. NARSTY!!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:36am.
EastEndGirl on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:33am
I know.
Cream Cheese & Bologna?
Nast.
IG, where did you even know about that?
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Perhaps it is the same place I learned about SPAM casserole...?
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ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:35am
Hehehehe. I can always count on you to go there! *smoochies*
islandgirl on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:35am.
EEG, I know. Even worse---I have a friend that takes a bologna, stuffs it with turkey dressing and makes gravy. Ugh.
- *runs to the bathroom to throw up*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
EastEndGirl on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:33am
I know.
Cream Cheese & Bologna?
Nast.
IG, where did you even know about that?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:33am.
I took my girls to see the Weinermobile last year! They let you tour that Hot Dog and you get a weiner whistle at the end of the tour.
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There's an innuendo in there that is sooooooo wrong...
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly