Farewell, Oscar Mayer
Oscar G. Mayer has flown off in a giant Wienermobile to the great big BBQ in the sky at the age of 95. Oscar's wife, Geraldine, confirmed the sad news to the Associated Press. Geraldine said that Oscar died from the olds.
Oscar was the third Mayer to be the HBIC of the family business which his pepaw started. Oscar G. Mayer became president of the company in 1955 and he held the position for 41 years.
I hope Mimi sings the "Oh, I Wish I Was An Oscar Mayer Wiener...." song. It's the least she can do, because you know she has eaten millions of tiny "morsels" of his products. I also think John Mayer should back her up on the song since he might be related to Oscar. And John's a giant wiener, so it makes sense.
And I'm sure Oscar's funeral will be full of the sads, but think of the food they are going to serve!!!
May Oscar G. Mayer rest in peace.... I will think of him whenever I take a bite out of his delicious hot dogs (you know what I was really going to type). R.I.P.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:33am.
I took my girls to see the Weinermobile last year! They let you tour that Hot Dog and you get a weiner whistle at the end of the tour.
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There's an innuendo in there that is sooooooo wrong...
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
EEG, I know. Even worse---I have a friend that takes a bologna, stuffs it with turkey dressing and makes gravy. Ugh.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:23am.
Bologna lets it all hang out.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
@freebird:
It's a good'un, isn't? I have been known to reenact it while sitting at the end of the dock.
@IG:
It should be mandatory that when you eat that, there be someone present who knows CPR. ;)
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
I took my girls to see the Weinermobile last year! They let you tour that Hot Dog and you get a weiner whistle at the end of the tour.
IG,
Well vom, just vom.
Can't say I've ever sampled his goods.
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I live near one of Oscar Mayer's factories, here in Madison, WI... They have always taken good care of their employees, strong union,living wages, a company store, and my favorites, three bars within two blocks of the factory. One is even in the parking lot right next to the union hall! Cheers to Oscar and all his homies down at Slice 'N Bullits!
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:26am.
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That much cream cheese could make a fart a delicious appetizer! AND crackers? Sign me up!!! :0)
Talk about an icon, it is my fervent hope the media will cover his passing as much as they covered the child molster's.
freebird, then I guess you wouldn't like this? :P
Bologna Cake
1 1/2 lb. bologna
2 (8 oz.) pkg. cream cheese
Get 1 1/2 pounds bologna sliced 1/2-inch thick. Take 1 piece of bologna and cover with a layer of cream cheese, lay another piece of bologna on top of first piece. Then cover second piece with cream cheese, continue to do this until all 1 1/2 pounds are layered in the form of a cake. Then take remaining cream cheese and cover top and sides, just like you were icing a cake. Chill, slice and serve with crackers or chips.
I loved that commercial, C Word! Never liked bologna though. Ew. Hot dogs leave a little mystery on the inside. Bologna lets it all hang out.
YAY! Sicko pervert!
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Awww, he's why I learned to spell Bologna.
Not a fan of the hot dogs though, Ima Ball Park jurl.
My bologna has a first name,
It's o-s-c-a-r
My bologna has second name,
It's m-a-y-e-r...
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 7:59am.
Are they going to throw him down a hallway?
You know, it took me a minute to get that. LMAO!
Rest in peace, Oscar.
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@ISMU: I know you and Dee like a cup of good medicinal Purple Drank but since it's morning, will coffee w/Baileys suffice?
This is the O.M. ad I grew up with:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPRHJd3uHI&feature=related
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Anyone else thinking of a bologna and cheese sandwich for lunch?
Or how about some fried bologna, mmmm.
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95?! He must not have eaten any of his company's products, ever. Or maybe he ate weiners and bologna 5 times a day everyday and the chemicals preserved him. Let's just wait for the autopsy before we get all worked up. Am I having a conversation with myself?
C-Word- I ain't picky, girl. Whatever you're having. :P
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
If there is a God, the hearse will be the 'Weinermobile':
http://ephemerist.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/oscar-meyer-wienermobile.j...
(edit: ISMU, I owe you a big drink - what are you having?)
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Somebody got old enough to die from being old? That's a refreshing change.
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Dude. I SO want the Weinermobile to be my hearse when I kick the bucket!
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Are they going to throw him down a hallway?