LiLo Needs More People
White Oprah's personal Adderall dispensing machine just can't catch a break when it comes to movie stuff. I don't think HoHan's had a mildly successful hit since that Herbie shit and I think that the fat talking car gets most of the credit for that. HoHan's latest movie Labor Pains didn't even go directly to DVD, that shit show went to basic cable! And it didn't have to be like this, because she could've had a major hit on her greasy crack-stained hands!
UsWeekly says that Todd Phillips, director of The Hangover, threw one of the lead roles in HoHan's lap and asked her to snatch it up, but she shut it down. Some source said that she "didn't like the script!" The role went to Heather Graham. The movie went on to make $205 million so far. And HoHan, well, she's gone to stalk her partner in pussy in London, allegedly steal a recipe for liquid tan doody and become one of Twitter's most prolific prophets (next to Kathy Ireland, of course).
HoHan isn't in a position to turn down half of a Quiznos sub, let alone a movie role! To think, HoHan could've been the one looking like the epitome of sophistication in "the slut" dress at the Dublin premiere of The Hangover. She should be slapping herself in the cooze bone for that reason alone!
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I saw that Labor Pains shit it was TERRIBLE. There recognizable faces but I swear it was worse than a lifetime movie. It even looked cheap.
I'm glad Heather got it, she's more in tune age-wise with the guy she ends up with. Besides, I thought she was funny in the casino scenes.
LiLo is a spoiled brat who has squandered her choices. Heather is a good 15 years older and looks about 10 years younger than Lindsay. Wow.
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Yeah, this is late but had to add my 2 cents. Someone needs to SLAP this ho seriously about the head and shoulders. WO won't do it, Daddy won't do it, Samantha won't do it. Who's left? I'll do it. Hehehehehe.
Suprised she is still be offered work.
wait a minute...someone actually considered lilo for a role and sent her a scrpt?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
That's cool. Just wasn't my cup of tea.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:02am.
P.T.Bull I didn't hate him in Jade.
I won't be seeing it until after it hits the one dollar redbox rental, but I understant The Hangover is about an investigation into an alcholic blackout during a wild night (when I was a pup, went on that mission a few times myself).
In such a scenario, a hard-drinking young actress could bring just the right vibe to the proceedings. And I think all her ho-ing around gives the public a certain curiosity factor.
I'm no style expert, but when your skin is corpse white, black only makes you look more like a zombie.
But then, half-dead crack ho is her thang.
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I have scrolled past this thread too fast, I read:
Lilo needs more White People.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
It takes hard "work" to look like a hag at 23.
If this is true she probably turned it down because she thought it wasnt a good enough part for her, not enough screen time or something stupid like that...Little does she know...
Damn, I bet the dude who made that movie is thinking, "dodged that bullet!"
I mean, Blohan doesn't embrace the whore onscreen or off, she can't act, she's gross to look at and most importantly people associate her with crap movies now. She would've poisoned it from the inside out. I betcha in a day or two she insists that she's preparing to costar with Oscar Winning Actor ________.
And do all brands of drug addicts not bathe, or is it restricted to certain kinds?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 9:50am.
This is why we lurve you, TV!
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ou mean it's not because of my alias, Hugh G. Rection?
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No, that was just what you dangled (WOMP!) as a lure to reel me in.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 9:50am.
This is why we lurve you, TV!
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ou mean it's not because of my alias, Hugh G. Rection?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
her memorial service will be held in a Burger King parking lot in bumfuck, Idaho.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Oh, also, Coca-Cola Classic is not a meal, bitch. Eat, damn it, you are disgusting.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:09am.
Momus - It drives me nuts that these people feel like they are so important they have to have there phone out and ready. But, judging by the soda and the "fresh" morning look, she is desperate for a call for a score.
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I swear, the closest this skank ever gets to being clean is when she waves at the shower stall in the mornings on the way to the terlit to take her morning coke doody.
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You're a fukkin' riot TV! Had me lock-step playing that whole scene.Get a comedy writers job homie!
Momus - It drives me nuts that these people feel like they are so important they have to have there phone out and ready. But, judging by the soda and the "fresh" morning look, she is desperate for a call for a score.
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As I've said before... the main thing that makes this broad so annoying is that she has so far been able to FAIL UPWARD.May she continue to make bad career decisions to the point that gravity finally takes hold...To the point that MK won't waste good
posting space on her...To the point that Britney gets sucked into that same anonymous vortex with her.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 9:50am.
This is why we lurve you, TV!
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P.T.Bull I didn't hate him in Jade.
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Even though its admittedly a lame-ass show, we do watch csi miami, and I amuse my children by doing the caruso looking up head tilt thing.
I sense that he is a brain fried shell of a man that just barely beat chem dep without dying, and the limited physical action and two or three lines he deadpans during each episode is all he is capable of.
But the show is a success, and nobody wants to mess with a formula that works.
Was it jade? That movie he killed with wooden deadpan delivery... That one walked on four legs and wagged its tail. I remember him as a young punk on hill street blues....
She has a ginormous tote, shorts with numerous zippers, and no career; why is carrying her phone in her hand?
She's not fooling anyone into believing that she's expecting a casting call.
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Lots of stories of hollywood actors making career moves that in retrospect they deeply regretted.
Don Sutherland was the only 'name' actor in the movie animal house--though some became stars because of the movie. He was offered either a flat fee of $40,000 or a point of gross. He took the flat fee, and I think the point would have been $3.5 million dollars due the unexpected success of the movie.
mcclain stevenson quit mash after the first season to do the mccalin stevenson show. Mash suffered, and his show fizzled out while we all know mash became quite a franchise.
I think a few people turned down the lead in saturday night fever that became travolta's breakout role. Lots of other stories, can't remember any though.
Problem is, nobody can tell if a movie will be a hit, and signing on to a failure can hurt a career. Now in the case of lilo, she has no career and should take any role offered including greeter at a wallmart if she can't find anything better.
I, personally, hope the cameras are rolling if/when she hits bottom. And hitting bottom is the only way she'll ever snap out of her world of delusion. She really thinks people want to see her on the big screen? Maybe in a slasher flick where she gets killed slowly by fire ants and thumb tacks.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 9:50am.
Hahaha. Best impersonation of that asshat.
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I...(sunglasses off)...think that David.......(tilts head to side).....Caruso is the finest ......actor...(sunglasses on, de-tilt head)......of this...generation. (sunglasses off) His............use of the.......dramatic pause..where none actually...........(tilts head, squints).........belongs is a sure sign of acting....................ability, and the way he......wrestles..(un-squints)....with his sunglasses constantly just shows that ........he'll go to any length......to..make us believe.... that sunlight.....is bright. (sunglasses ON).
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 9:30am.
Word, Triston! It just goes to show she doesn't care about the few things she has going for her. She pisses it all way and expects it all to come back when she puts in a half-assed effort.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 9:02am.
OMG I haaaaate David Caruso! LMAO
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I started watching that CSI Miami mess. The first season he wasn't bad. Then as his ego got bigger, he adopted that vampire voice. Then he got hold of the dark glasses which he believed made him look cool. Then he started calling the other characters "Mr." or "Ms" i/o using their first names. THEN he started this shit: Looks as if we have a body, doesn't it, Mr. ____?" Everything is a motherfucking question!
An aged Howdy Doody. Yeah - that's hot. Not.
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Why does this useless cumdumpster only have polish on one hoof?
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DeeDee:
Which is another reason why I don't like this skank-piece.
If you are one of those rare few with red hair, you don't cover that shit up. If anything, you showcase that shit.
This bitch has been every hue up and down the rainbow but she has never looked better than when she was red.
But then again, she's no Marcia Cross.
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I have never been a fan of Heather Graham, but anything is better than this strawberry snortcake.
Just look at her! A sin and a goddamn shame. Washed up and skanked out...at 23, no less!
Someone should offer her the role of a lifetime:
"Blow 2"
She can kill two birds with one stone with a title like that!
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She also never showed up for amateur night at Billy Bob's Beers & Buns.
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This dumb bitch turned down "The Hangover"???? Jesus, where is her agent???? I almost don't want to believe that story because it is so stupid. Bitch can't get work to save her life and she's saying no to roles?
She didn't say no to the last 3 dumb ass movies she did, but this one she said no. By the way, Heather Graham is way better suited for the role, but come on! So sad to be a has-been at the age of 23 and it shouldn't even be that way.
She's a joke.
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It is pretty clear now isn't it that the only reason this cunt is going to be in a movie picture is because she's a trainwreck.
Off topic, am I the only one who found it disturbing the way the Jacksons were shoving the microphone in Paris' face when she broke down in tears?
I dunno why, but it pisses me off when I see people drinking soda all day, every day. I know I shouldn't care, but why can't people drink water once in a while? I see lots of fat people everywhere I go just guzzling down more and more soda. Then they wonder why they're fat. Have some water with a lemon slice in it! I know she's not fat, but it still pisses me off.
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If Blohan was in the movie it probably would have gone straight to cable also because she's box office poison. I don't know anything about Heather Graham, which says a lot... it's good to stay out of the tabs.
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she has a huge forehead...lke wow she looks like her hair is falling out..
she needs the ronco spray on hair. i wonder if it comes in greasy ginge
Heather Graham's a gifted comic actor. Lohan's not. Plus, she really is poison. She's carrying the stink of failure and desperation, and that would attach itself to any project she's cast in now. I think her presence would have cut $50 million from the gross.
@Master Blaster: nice siggy. ;)
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I'm shocked people would offer her a dinner roll much less a film role. She's no Robert Downey, Jr. She's too self-absorbed to ever get her shit together.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:59am.
Hahahaha! Kool-Aid budget! I think she uses orange Kool-Aid as an ingredient in the tanner.
I guess ‘Strategies for Good Decision Making’ wasn’t part of the homeschool curriculum.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
I guess Heather Graham is a step up from Blohan because we don't know about her personal life. Girl can't act her way out of a wet paper bag, though.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
the scraped back (greasy)hair and aviators look is not working for her and I'm getting sick of seeing her like that.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:55am.
isnt her mother her manager? *snort*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton