Shauna Sand Was A Caring And Devoted Stepmother
Earlier I posted the cover of Star magazine with the epitome of elegance on it and now here's the story. You see, Lorenzo Lamas and his chirruns are currently shooting a reality show for E!. Shauna Sand is not a regular on the show, because E! couldn't afford strong enough camera lenses that won't break due to her intense beauty.
In the reality show, which is airing later this year, Lorenzo talks about how he caught his ex-wife Shauna doing sexy times with his son AJ while they were married. AJ was just 18 then and clearly not the hot stick of butter he is now. AJ isn't making my no-no screech in that picture above, but he does kind of like Screech from Saved by the Bell (GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG!).
One of Lorenzo's friends tells Star that Shauna's scandalous affair with his son is the reason why their marriage ended in 2002. The friend added, "Shauna came on to A.J. It was the ultimate betrayal. Lorenzo had no idea; he was in the dark about the whole thing. He thought Shauna was acting like a mom to A.J. He had no clue that she was his son's lover!"
Lorenzo needs to take a bow and stop being so dramatic! It's not like they are blood related. Shauna was just doing the motherly thing by teaching him the birds and the bees first-hand! Lorenzo should be grateful to Shauna! Being kissed on the genitals by Shauna is just like being blessed by the Pope. And with that, the date on my one-way bus ticket to Hell just got moved up!
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Wow! He's a clone of his father... I always wondered what the REAL reason was...Now we know...or----do we?
Mom of the year.
Better step it up, Scrangie.
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What are you going to do, suck me to death?
At the dinner table Lorenzo goes on and on about Shauna how he has a good girl. AJ looks at his pop Lorenzo and smiles and says I know.
He looks a bit 80's Rob Lowe-ish, I'd hit it!
Lorenzo Lamas is an ass, he seemed like a real jerk on that Hot Or Not (or whatever it was called) show
Just to be contrarian, what if AJ (18 and therefore a consenting adult) said, "No, you're my step-mom and dad's wife"? He must have been turned on enough to get it up for step-mom, right?
Karma is a Bitch..well, I would hit that too,
HAHAHAAAA I believe every word of this shit! This is what society has become. I suck too because I like her whorey outfit.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
This bitch is about the sleaziest piece of trash I have ever heard about! Can't ANYONE take those little girls away from this tramp?
Girlfriend is a total buttaface.
Isn't Lorenzo a member of the O.J. Club for Wifebeaters? Fellow members include James Caan, David Soul (Don't give up on this, baby!! [I guess she did, and you beat her down.]), Chris Brown, Evel Knieval, Harry Morgan (!!!), and Gary Coleman's wife.
Look, the ONLY reason my BFF Shauna "slept" with AJ is becuz she felt sorry for him that he was so ugly, and she knew no other girl was ever gonna "sleep" with him. That's the trufe! (plus, AJ wanted to try on her Angel Shoes, just once).
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"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Lorenzo should talk. I hope this news doesn't sully Shauna's image.
IF that is true, that's messed up!
Didn't they break up cuz her wanted her to HO out for his friends? i.e. swingers?
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
All that Dj Tenn. did was not surround the words with quotes; however, he did attribute the quote to MK. It's right after "no no area" without the needed period (see below).
And so what? Sarah Palin is a douchebag. (!!!)
Oh, and groups of entire people are insulted on this blog on a daily basis by none other than M.K. Where are the folks defending Lollipop-tanned people, coke-snorting-kidnapping-stripper-housewhores-of-NJ, chicken-cutletted faces, and lovers of fairy dust and Hello Kitty?
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 1:58pm.
I know this denim one piece hooker mom pantsuit that our lovely Empress of Lucite is wearing made glitter spray out of your no no area MK...
ah yes.. Shauna Sand.. poster child for the McCain / Palin voter...
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Try something original. It's not funny, nor cute to just constantly re-phrase MK's little sayings as your own as if you and he share an ounce in common. Copying him verbatim doesn't make you witty, it makes you pathetic.
Also-- if you plan on insulting an entire group of people, try to have it make a half an ounce sense, really. You are not even close. You are not, nor ever will be in MK's league.
Submitted by lyonthelion on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 2:08pm.
I am so sick of these famous people getting reality shows. THEIR LIFE IS NOT REAL!!! I am sitting here at lunch time with no job, playing on the computer reading DLISTED while eating Brie with a spoon because I am too lazy to wash a knife. That's reality.
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LOL. Work that spoon.
Would love to listen to her explain to her daughters about the time she slept with their brother.
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 2:50pm.
Don't count on the a Kutcher/Willis-girl hook-up. You've seen Demi's daughters, right?
The whole thing IS gross. It's clear that Shauna's self-esteem and happiness comes from being desirable to men. Or boys. Yuck.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
WHATTA SKANK!
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 1:58pm.
I know this denim one piece hooker mom pantsuit that our lovely Empress of Lucite is wearing made glitter spray out of your no no area MK...
ah yes.. Shauna Sand.. poster child for the McCain / Palin voter...
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Try something original. It's not funny, nor cute to just constantly re-phrase MK's little sayings as your own as if you and he share an ounce in common. Copying him verbatim doesn't make you witty, it makes you pathetic.
Also-- if you plan on insulting an entire group of people, try to have it make a half an ounce sense, really. You are not even close. You are not, nor ever will be in MK's league.
Some friends of mine were having dinner with another couple at Moonshadows in Malibu last summer. The other couple they were dining with knew AJ Lamas and asked him to join their table. AJ sat down with them and ate and drank for a few hours and when the check came he went to the bathroom and never returned! Cheap shady loser.
Maybe, just maybe, this is why you shouldn't marry someone who's only a few years older than your teeager. (Can't wait for the Moore/Kushton scandal.) Oh wait, that age thing didn't stop Morgan Freeman. Oh smack!
She will have sex with anything that has a pulse.
Makes you wonder what the Empress had on Lorenzo that she got primary custody. O_o
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"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
So who's gonna be the first to call AJ a "Motherfucker"....?
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
Ewww.
I am so sick of these famous people getting reality shows. THEIR LIFE IS NOT REAL!!! I am sitting here at lunch time with no job, playing on the computer reading DLISTED while eating Brie with a spoon because I am too lazy to wash a knife. That's reality.
So before she was a nutbucket Shauna was a pedophile nutbucket. How was this woman given anything but supervised visitation with her daughters?
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 1:27pm.
That is so many levels of wrong, if it had been Lorenzo with her daughter he would be in jail now
Big Double Standard exists. If it had been Lorenzo with her son it also would have been a big scandal. Even if the younger person was willing or even instigated the affair, it would be considered abuse. On the other hand, if it is an older woman with a young guy, the kid is patted on the back and congratulated for getting lucky.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
I have a feeling one of those Shauna kids isn't just Lorenzo's. AJ will be the baby daddy.
This was also a Blind Item in CDAN.
There's no justification for that kind of nasty. Screwing your young, impressionable step-son is wrong.
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Gross and gross. I don't care if they weren't blood-related, that shit is still some DARK-SIDED incestuous Maury Povich crap!
And did someone say Dolly effed her young nephew?
I know this denim one piece hooker mom pantsuit that our lovely Empress of Lucite is wearing made glitter spray out of your no no area MK...
ah yes.. Shauna Sand.. poster child for the McCain / Palin voter...
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
That is very dirty...If Lorenzo was a jerk to her then can see how it would all be tempting, but if he was a decent guy & husband then what she did was incredibly shitty.
It is kind of scandalous.
Kind of like when Dolly did sexy times with her 13-year-old nephew.
That's according to the Star.
Wow... she actually looks somewhat human in that picture. Dare I say...cute?!?!
She's more than likely a pedophile. I don't believe she waited until his 18th birthday. Nasty
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Boy, Shauna Sands must have been hard up for a little dick back in 2002! LOL!
To seduce an 18-year-old boy..YUCK! Your daughter's half brother no doubt!
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
"Reality show" and "E!". No further explanation necessary. Don't believe a word of it - and it comes from the brain of Ryan Seacrest most likely, which someone should remove from his cranium with a shovel.
A.J. was on the soap ATWT a few years ago. Horrible acting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HO-K4kSAVU
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
why is she that color????????
ok Farrah, I will give it back to you, unforch it's now spooze stained.....you know how I get with those 18 year old boys who can't control them selves
Love, Shauna
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
That is so many levels of wrong, if it had been Lorenzo with her daughter he would be in jail now
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
oh my, that's so fucked up.if the kid and the dad ever get mad at each other the kid can always say "ha! i fucked your wife, old man!"
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 1:25pm.
HHHaaahahaaaahhhaaa!!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
HAHAHAHA! Elegance has a name! Loves it, MK!
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 1:24pm.
is that a dress or a unitard??
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That's a uni(form) on a (re)tard.
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 1:23pm.
Thank you, my darling Freebird! SMOOOOOCHES! ♥
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