Wednesday, July 8th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Lady CaCa's Greatest Ensemble
Normally, I would never consider Lady CaCa as a host for an open post, but I have to give it to her, because bitch finally got it RIGHT! And that's what she wants all of us to say (obviously), so shout it loud! My peen lips, my ass lips, my face lips and my hands are all clapping in unison! GORGEOUS! This is like the opposite of that episode of the Twilight Zone with the pig people! Art done right. A +++++
Lady CaCa covered up her precious mug at a press conference today in Malta for some MTV event. Wait. Maybe Malta has strict public indecency laws and they made Lady CaCa do this in order to enter the country. If that's the case, Malta is my favorite.
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i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said she kept dating rich men from the famous free interracial dating site sugarscupid. c o m
.. in the past weeks. Good luck, Woman!
@The Breakdown: Where have you been? Missed you!
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"You look like a girl who smokes out of a can."
The more of Lady Gaga's face covered the better.
I approve this look.
More so-called stars should adopt it!
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http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe for "Heaux Confessionals©", delivered to your inbox and other holes
actually, just mingle with me, no one else.. BACK OFF BITCHES, HE'S MINE.
*starts kisses on forehead, ends on toes*
Lory, is that really him? If it is... mingle with meeeeeeeeee.
MayWest69, do you really think I give a flying fuck what you think? OH copy and paste WHAT I TYPED. duh... I POSTED IT. retard
wow some stunt for attention..
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Submitted by Myntee on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 1:34am.
I just noticed that too!
What's the world coming to when Lady Gaga isn't flaunting her twat?
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What are you going to do, suck me to death?
Hi Jizz! Like your avie. Does Helen look anything like that?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
OMG
her out fit has a lower half!
this is a win for fasion, hygiene, and eyeballs everywhere
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
And possessing several personalities.
Where else do you comment idiot
Who are these idiots that keep chatting to each other over a comment section?
I am single and ready to mingle
ask yourself crackpot.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:53pm.
IF ANY OF THE MESSAGES WERE FROM JIZZBALL, YES, YES, YES, I LOVE YOU, I WANT EVERYTHING. IT IS INCREDIBLY ROMANTIC AND I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE BUT YOU. I'LL DO WHATEVERY YOU WANT OR NEED.
If not, then it's time for me to seek psychiatric help.
Her botty will not be denied
Where is sweetness and her bouncy tits?
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:34pm.
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I'M FUCKING BATSHIT INSANE.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:34pm.
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Who are you and why did you attack me for being in love with Jizz? How does it affect you? Why do you care?
Why would anyone attack me for that?
This has been really hard for me and I would be willing to guess for him, and I don't even know what the fuck is going on.
All I know is that is the only man I want to be with and if that makes me crazy then I'm crazy. I'M FUCKING BATSHIT INSANE.
And he probably hates me now.
Are we auditioning for the latest installment of The Mummy?
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What are you going to do, suck me to death?
YOU STUPID BITCH. DO YOU KNOW HOW HUMILIATING IT IS WHEN SOMEONE WEARS THE SAME OUTFIT?
*leaves blog to change*
She's so embarrasingly ridiculous. I dread the fuckery she's going to pull when she comes to Korea.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Uh..you know, Lady Caca...had you stretched out your arms and walked locked kneed into the room and glared like Boris Karloff in the movie "The Mummy" I'll bet they would have been impressed. Stupid Bitch.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Hai iheart!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Hi Bradi! Night Sugar:)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Nite, Sug!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:21pm.
That must be why she told me I was doing it wrong and now the sherpa won't stop calling.
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AHAHAHAHAHA!
On that note, I'm going to bed. Have a good night, TV. Sweet furry, sweaty, wet, slick, BACON-DRENCHED dreams!
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Moo!
Nitey Sibs! <3
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
FEE FY FO FUM!
I feel like a giant with you ho's, i'm 5'8 1/2"...
In heels, Ima 6' or better....
I would like to be like 5' 7"...
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:17pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:15pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:08pm.
@ TV - Maybe it's the wine but for some reason that sounded really hot. hahaha.
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It's not the wine. I also had a gf who was 3 inches taller, and I was like a little kid on the monkeybars.
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Ah. So you went UP on her? BWAH!
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Yes. I needed a sherpa, a pith helmet, and 3 days' rations.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! Sounds like you needed a couple of flying monkeys and a dog named Toto!
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That must be why she told me I was doing it wrong and now the sherpa won't stop calling.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:16pm.
LOL at Sugaroo! Hahahhaa.
@TV - so what is more fun...being the playground or climbing it?!
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Being. By far.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:15pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:08pm.
@ TV - Maybe it's the wine but for some reason that sounded really hot. hahaha.
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It's not the wine. I also had a gf who was 3 inches taller, and I was like a little kid on the monkeybars.
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Ah. So you went UP on her? BWAH!
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Yes. I needed a sherpa, a pith helmet, and 3 days' rations.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! Sounds like you needed a couple of flying monkeys and a dog named Toto!
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Moo!
nite, Sibsi!!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
LOL at Sugaroo! Hahahhaa.
@TV - so what is more fun...being the playground or climbing it?!
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*Blondeface*
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:14pm.
Sug~I would totally love to go to Gettysburg! So full of history & energy.
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So would I. I also want to go to Amish country and buy a quilt.
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Moo!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:08pm.
@ TV - Maybe it's the wine but for some reason that sounded really hot. hahaha.
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It's not the wine. I also had a gf who was 3 inches taller, and I was like a little kid on the monkeybars.
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Ah. So you went UP on her? BWAH!
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Yes. I needed a sherpa, a pith helmet, and 3 days' rations.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'm off to bed, y'all!
Been a lovely night actually. Don't wanna be all mushy and stuff, but you kept me good company here <3
Sweet dreams, sleep tight.
- Sibs
Sibs~no I never did catch Noory's show. Let me know if you find it anywhere. Ugg I hate Ouija boards too!
Sug~I would totally love to go to Gettysburg! So full of history & energy.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:08pm.
@ TV - Maybe it's the wine but for some reason that sounded really hot. hahaha.
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It's not the wine. I also had a gf who was 3 inches taller, and I was like a little kid on the monkeybars.
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Ah. So you went UP on her? BWAH!
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Moo!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:10pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:08pm.
No, the Gettysburg address. I saw the live version at my 4th birthday.
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Not to be obtuse, but are we on the same page? I heard about Gettysburg on the SciFi channel. You can hear EVPs of it on Shadowlands.
Or you can run your ass to the store and get me some damn bacon!
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Moo!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:08pm.
@ TV - Maybe it's the wine but for some reason that sounded really hot. hahaha.
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It's not the wine. I also had a gf who was 3 inches taller, and I was like a little kid on the monkeybars.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:10pm.
No, the Gettysburg address. I saw the live version at my 4th birthday.
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BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:08pm.
No, the Gettysburg address. I saw the live version at my 4th birthday.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@ TV - Maybe it's the wine but for some reason that sounded really hot. hahaha.
@ Ihearthaters - Yes, I wouldn't mind being a few inches taller.
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*Blondeface*
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:01pm.
Supposedly, if you go to Gettysburg and slap a tape recorder on a tree, you will get the shock of your life. Supposedly, the EVPs are so clear and prolific, it freaks even real paranormal investigators out.
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What was that address again?
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Gettysburg or the link?
www.theshadowlands.net
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Moo!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:01pm.
Sibs, I used to be a coaster long ago but haven't listened for a couple years. My only affiliate is a local AM station and I'm too cheap to buy a subscription lol If I could find it online I'd prolly listen again. I enjoyed the ghostie stuff, some of the other shit is a tad wacky & far out:P But it's entertaining and fun.
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Oh that sucks, but you can still listen to some episodes - although not live and a couple days later - over Youtube.
There was the one episode with the Ouija board that freaked me out! All the stories people told about it and how George chickened out in the end, heh!
Did you see George's show on sci-fi, btw? I know he was always promoting it last summer, but I kept forgetting about it somehow.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 9:57pm.
I'm 5'0'' and I love being short...would much rather be short than tall. I will say that I do hate when people talk shit about Hayden cause I'm built like her
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Me too! Five feet even...'cept my boobs r huge. I would like to be about 5 inches taller:( I can't reach jack shit & gotta use a stepstool a lot HAHAHA
Okay they're doing the Reveal on GHI!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:01pm.
Supposedly, if you go to Gettysburg and slap a tape recorder on a tree, you will get the shock of your life. Supposedly, the EVPs are so clear and prolific, it freaks even real paranormal investigators out.
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What was that address again?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 9:57pm.
You're still 2 feet removed from midgetdom. My fav. ex was 4'10" and treated me like playground equipment!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
iHeartHaters, you're damn right about those pictures.
Hay! Do any of you horz listen to Coast 2 Coast am? Their Halloween Specials are kinda interesting, heh.
Fuck! Now I'm already hyping myself up for Halloween @_@
Eta: @ MissJaneTexas:it's ok! Most Hollyweird hawt women are no taller than 5'2 usually!
I like being small too! Even if sometimes it's used as an insult by some nasty in-laws!
Did I mention I have a horrible (in-laws) family reunion to attend in 3 day already?