Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which magical actor is a hit with the ladies but keeps joking that they’re wasting his time as his wand swings the other way? (3am Girls)
When is DanRad going to put his bunny in my bottom hat? That sounded like some Richard Gere shit, but it wasn't meant to! I swear.
Which musically inclined young celeb has been dubbed - behind his back, of course - "Lip Gloss" because he always puts it on before hitting a red carpet? (Gatecrasher)
The always lovely Zac Efron, right? Lainey better start collecting residuals.
These two A/B list celebrity pals are now all grown up and have both been successful. We hear that back in the day when the two were just getting started, one actor was secretly sleeping with the sister of the other actor. The actor to this day, still doesn’t know! No one associated with Leonardo DiCaprio. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)
The Two Coreys?! Ick. Nast. No. My final guess is Vince Vaughn and Jeremy Piven?
This B-/C+ movie actor is married to a B-/B+ television actress. Over the past few months there have been some rumors swirling that their marriage is in trouble. The husband even had to spend several nights away from the family home when his wife kicked him out because she thought he was cheating. This has been a huge shock because everyone has thought they would stay together forever. Not just the public, but their friends and family as well.
Well it turns out that the husband wasn’t cheating at all and that the couple were being played by a D list movie actress (you will never guess her) who is in the husband’s latest movie and a few of her pap friends. The D list actress wanted some publicity and started telling everyone she could think of that she was sleeping with the husband when she wasn’t. Then the paps got into the act by spreading the rumor and it got back to the wife who told the husband to not come home for a few days because even she believed it.
At some point the wife called one of her close friends who is frequently stalked by paps. A few questions were asked and the next thing you know the wife discovers none of it was true and she and the husband make up. The problem is the rumors will not go away and are spreading and multiplying. The only good news is that the D lister has not got the publicity she has wanted. (CDAN)
The married couple is David Arquette and Courtney Cox? The Dlister is Spaghetti Cat?
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#4- Matthew Broderick & Sarah Jessica Parker???
harry potter is a shoe in for the first one. The only other magical thing out is twilight and they don't use wands
1. daniel radcliffe
2. zac efron
3. ben stiller and adam sandler
4. jane kaczmarek and bradley whitford
Ted Casablanca's oh-so-hip, too many words, obscure blinds are 10,000 times harder to understand than Enty's.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
That would make sense, Tristram and I guess I will go with that for now, but wow, he really needs to lay off his celebrity grading system, because it's truly awful.
Ted Casablanca(sp?) words his blind riddles a little bit different too, but his prose does not hinder the reader's comprehension, unlike 'Entertainment Lawyer's'.
I better shut up about it though, seeing how neither of them are aiming to win prestigious literature prizes when they write this smut ;P
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 7:28pm.
I got lost on the last one... lol. Seriously.
Can someone provide Cliff notes? lololol.
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That always happens to me by the time he's done explaining why the subject of the blind item is considered A, B,C,D list according to his obscure criteria :D
I got lost on the last one... lol. Seriously.
Can someone provide Cliff notes? lololol.
You must excuse me tonight, I feel giddy and silly...
That last blind "item" was, I believe, too long to be classed as an item.
Submitted by slappyou on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 5:10pm.
Lady caca. The body of an Angel and the face to protect it.
dont' know, don't care..but dat cat is ccuuttee!!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:05pm.
I want to know what house the Sorting Hat put that cat in!
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The Cathouse, obviously. ;)
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Submitted by Sibsi on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:55pm.
The CDAN guy really needs to take a writing course, because, my fucking God, that shit is horrendous.
What's worse is he claims to be a lawyer. Hard to believe judging by the piss poor way he words shit. Then again, it might just explain why it's so murky and ridiculous too.
True and true. Maybe he writes obscurely cuz he's afraid he'll be sued? If I were famous, I wouldn't use a lawyer who sidelined as a goss blogger; I'd find someone more discreet.
The CDAN guy really needs to take a writing course, because, my fucking God, that shit is horrendous.
What's worse is he claims to be a lawyer. Hard to believe judging by the piss poor way he words shit. Then again, it might just explain why it's so murky and ridiculous too.
Oh and my guesses? Nfi, so I'll go along with what you all figure out are the answers.
Wasn't Radcliffe outed as a tranny lover? Funny how his cuteness didn't upgrade on maturity.
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I want to know what house the Sorting Hat put that cat in!
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
The lines between A-D celebs are hard enough to define. Now we have to distinguish pluses and minuses, too?
I hope CDAN reveals that blind on 4th of July - OH SHIT, I MISSED IT!
See you bitches later....
fuck the blind items im more interested in the cat in the suit!he's more appealing!
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Submitted by loozer on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 3:22pm.
The last one made me very dizzy. William H Macy & Felicity Huffman?
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That's a good guess! The seem like a solid couple too.
and, I have used that wizard cat as an avvie in the past, love him.
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Fucka doodle-do.
I thought Courtney Cox before I read the guess.
and spaghetti cat, you whore! WHORE~!
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Fucka doodle-do.
lol. Isnt it funny how for every blind item Jeremy Piven is a guess..lol. dude has alot of skeltons in his closet and acording to most of yall he is in there along with them.
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Can the last one be LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cipriano? I got confused towards the end but they're my first instinct...
Hautie well he had less hair back then, that's fer shure!
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#3 Love the guess of Cusack and Piven.
Actually Cusack has two sisters that are actress' .... Joan and Ann.... Ann is more of a character actress but just as funny as Joan.
But dang I hate thinking that either one of them would have ever seen Piven with his pants off.
But maybe he was not as big as douche bag that he is now... twenty years ago.
There is no way Spaghetti Cat is a Dlister! He is A list all the way.
1. Dan Rad or Rpattz. I hope it is Rpattz because it would break all of the Twilosers hearts.
2. Efron
3. Leo Dicapro/ Tobey Mcguire?
4. Affleck/ Garner
1. Dan Radcliffe or the only man i'll go str8 for, Robert Pattison. Dan Rad loves fabulous trannies. Good for him.
2. Zac Efron (But the guys from Gossip Girl but I know Lainey calls Zac "Lip Gloss").
3. Vince Vaugh and Jon Favreau
4. I think Lohan and the Penns. We know Lohan likes to indulge paps with pics & stories. Its the only reason y I think RObin Wright took Sean back and made him go to rehab.
No sisters for both Affleck and Damon. What happened btwn Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli, who is another hottie? I love them together.
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RPatz for the first one. Easy to forget that he plays Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter. Anywho, he is sooooo not straight but the girlies love his ass. I also don't think DanRad is gay he just hides his straightness well. :)
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1. Wand Swinger: Doug Henning, even in death
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2. Lip Gloss Lover: Carrot Top
3. A/B List Celebrity Pals: Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon
4. Married Couple/Faux Mistress: Joseph Bologna and Renee Taylor (Faux Mistress: Maxine Bahns; cf imdb.com and their new movie)
Which magical actor is a hit with the ladies but keeps joking that they’re wasting his time as his wand swings the other way?
barack obama.
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could the last one be sarah michelle gellar and freddie prinze jr...??
Peter Facinelli + Jennie Garth
1. Rupert Grint
2. Zac Efron
3. Jake Gyllenhaal and Tobey McGuire
4. David Arquette, Courtney Cox, Lisa Kudrow
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Lip Gloss is obviously Zac. As for Dan R, I think it's someone else from Harry Potter.
Thanks for these, btw!
Bacon/Sedgwhatever and Macy/Huffman are good guesses.
Uvie is right. No sisters for Affleck/Damon.
Submitted by Talula on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 3:22pm.
I think #3 is John Cusack and Jeremy Piven! Piven was plugging Joan Cusack!
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Good guess!
That last one made me dizzy.
I'd like to say Chris Brown for #2 just to see if he'll come punch me.
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William H Macy & Felicity Huffman?
THANK U LOOZER! I couldn't get the names in mah brainz!
I was also thinking about Kevin Bacon and whatshername Closer chick...
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I think #3 is John Cusack and Jeremy Piven! Piven was plugging Joan Cusack!
Radcliff is too obvious. Maybe it is Rupert Gint or isn't there a Disney series about Wizards?
Zaccy Poo
Ben & Matt sound right. Neither Corey ever got above C List.
The last one made me very dizzy. William H Macy & Felicity Huffman?
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
I don't think either Damon or Affleck have a sister.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
... have any of these online blind items ever turned out to be yknow true?
As for the first one, it sounds like they're talking about DanRad but frankly I don't think he's ever been a it with the ladies, has he?
The last one is superb! Sounds like something from a soap opera! :D
Married Couple-Tori and Dean
That's what I was thinking, Bradi. Matt is A. Ben is B. Gigli and all.
You'd have to be blind not to see Zac's lip gloss.
I got lost on the last one trying to figure out "B-/C+ movie actor is married to a B-/B+ television actress." Can we not settle on a fucking letter for a fucking blind item? It's not the fucking SATs.
And Spaghetti Cat is so not a D. At least C-.
i think the first one is RPATTZ. i can't imagine DanRad being a hit with the ladies, he seems too awkward.
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