Wednesday, July 8th 2009

Christopher Meloni's Double Barrel Gun Show

Christopher Meloni can't wear sleeves for too long or his throbbing biceps will bust them right off! It's uncontrollable. You know how Parasite Hilton's pulsating pussay of destruction rips off panties by itself? The same goes for Christopher's arms.

The truth is I don't know whether to rub my nipples all over these pictures while tapping my privy areas or submit this shit to the Summer's Eve people as consideration for their next campaign. Oh, fuckit, let's go with the former. Nipples out!

Here's more pictures of Christopher and his "python trying to swallow a fat possum" arms on the set of Law & Order: SVU today along with Wenty Miller and Mariska Hargitay.

Posted by: Michael K


He posted a profile on a dating site sugarscupid. c o m . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.

Carlos Gregorio's picture

Oh my Gosh!!! I would love to see this guy kissing and fighting Lee Tergesen again.

Their chemical is much more powerful than any other couple ever seen on TV!!!

As long as I live, I will miss Oz, the best TV show of all time.

Hey Chris, go back to your Toby, man!!!

Hot for 50.

Inflatuated's picture

Is it my third glass of cabernet making my vision blurry, or has Mariska been hitting the botox?

She's trying really hard to fron in one thumbnail, but she just can't!

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KA's picture

H O T!!!!!!

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madam ex's picture

I love this man, even though he was gayer than gay in OZ, I still imagined being branded by him and for him to do the McNasty to me all day n nite.
Before everyone jumps on it, I know he didnt do the branding, I know it was Vern to Beecher. But Keller, Wrangler, Alvarez and the O'Reily brothers could totally have run a train on me and I wouldnt have told a soul.....even Belinger could of gotten in there to watch. GOD I MIZZ OZ, one of the best shows on HBO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Chris can sit on our face any time he likes!!!

Benson and Stabler GET IT ON next season. I think it's a mistake.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

I was watching some scenes from OZ with Mr. Meloni on YouTube last night when a friend walked in on a "relations" scene and freaked. I'm like, what?! It's hot!
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ronnyk's picture

My man twat just exploded!

YellowMarigold's picture

Chris = hotness.

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M.E.'s picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 10:43am.
M.E. yeah, I just got burned out when they started with all the spin offs, my best L&O days were with Benjamin Bratt and Lenny Briscoe (RIP)
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At least now I get to watch Benjamin in the "Cleaner"

Love that show.

snowpiece's picture

M.E. yeah, I just got burned out when they started with all the spin offs, my best L&O days were with Benjamin Bratt and Lenny Briscoe (RIP)

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M.E.'s picture

snowy - I loved the original L&O, and when SVU started airing, I fell completely in love. Love Mariska, Meloni, etc. Sometimes the story lines are shit, but the actors are great!

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ok M.E. thanks, I will have to dvr it now too.
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M.E.'s picture

Snowy - I KNOW! Well, I DVR SVU anyway, I love that show. I really hope that Michael Scofield willl be a regular! YUMMY! Meloni AND Wentworth?
*orgasms*

snowpiece's picture

M.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! how you not gonna tell a sister that Michael Scofield is on SVU now?????? Imma hafta start watching it if he's a regular♥♥♥♥.
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M.E.'s picture

Panty creamer of the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT! Morning Meloni!! HOT HOT HOT!

Rican35's picture

I'd love me a steaming hot bowl of Chris Meloni. Yes, I would!!!

kittycatastrophe's picture

Chris Meloni = Hot Fucking Daddy.

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TheBreakdown's picture

Mariska Hargitay is the hotness and we need more of her here!

Fuck Phoebe Price!

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zombish's picture

Wenty has a new bald spot!
And he needs to loose the chunk.

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BelleBelle's picture

thank you MK! (swoons)

Katt's picture

He's the hottest piece I've seen in awhile... immensely, immensely fuckable!
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The only thing that could make that picture hotter would be if Lee Tergesen was sneaking up behind him

Lala11_7's picture

I'm sorry...

Everytime I see this guy...I think of his character in "Oz" where he ALWAYS seemed like he was two seconds away from committing vicious assualt while anally penetrating an unwilling victim...

So everytime my guy MAKES me watch L&O I'm always like...BUT, I STILL THINK THAT FUCKING COP DID IT!!!

i love this man. especially in wet hot american summer. :swoon:

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Plecostomus's picture

That sleeveless-shirt-and-tie combo is douchetastic.

Having said that, I'd still hit Meloni with extreme prejudice.

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Mother Superior's picture

Those shirts exist? Banker shirt without any sleeves whatsoever? Oh my.....

I need more cowbell's picture

Looks like the paps asked him to flex. As far as the sleeveless dress shirt, it was probably too hot to wear both sleeves and a jacket on the set. He seems so sweet and funny in interviews that even if he was showing off he is forgiven. That man is hot!

only the fool likes to show off

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dolledup's picture

oh no cabbagehead....

I normally do not....but he is haaaaaaaaaaaaaawt...oh so daddy hot
just sayin

smokeybaconflavour's picture

Hot

mmmmmmm... bacon

cabbagehead's picture

damn, am i the only straight woman in the world that still loves muscles? i've dated guys all over the place, fat bastards, skinny little guys, tall dudes, short dudes, blah blah blah. but guys with muscles always make me swoon a little, unless they're TOO big. chris meloni is in the too big territory but i love his character of stabler so much i'm willing to let that slide. also, forearm tattoo. delicious.

Khensu Hetep's picture

And Wentworth Miller looks like a giant little boy.

And I so disagree with Christopher Meloni seeming like he'd be a freak in bed. He looks like the type of guy who just lays on top of you and giggles.

I'm just really asexual when it comes to famous guys, I guess. No-one excites me.

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What are you going to do, suck me to death?

Khensu Hetep's picture

His shirt reminds me of a Chippendales stripper.

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What are you going to do, suck me to death?

slappyou's picture

Who the fuck are these people?

shandiRW's picture

but my skin isn't as thick as everyone on here, im like the little sister dlisted slut. worth it or not.

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Team V - I just watched a movie where you Av almost gets burnt to death in a bordello...sorry.O/T

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shandiRW's picture

hey mk, i can't get into the forum? i tried my username/password nothing. sounds treacherous, but i'm willing. hehehehe

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shandiRW's picture

has the dust setteled? seems like everyone was fighting at some point.

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Wesbian Wovahs's picture

What is lurker mode? Are there statuses in here?

MyTwoCents's picture

Submitted by TITS on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 11:54pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 9:17pm.

What the hell happened to ol' Charlie, anyway? Haven't seen him in ages.
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The tiger is also suspiciously absent... I'm afeared for cholly.
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So many notable absentees... *sigh* It's not right. Maybe Tiger and Cholly have run off together! The land whale is not gonna be happy about this...

OT: nice guns. chk chk boom!

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Bruiser's picture

Gooses and geeses make for fine feathered friends

mmmmm hmmmm yea

mystifyz's picture

@ Team Valtrex on Wed

lmfao...

TITS's picture

Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 9:17pm.

What the hell happened to ol' Charlie, anyway? Haven't seen him in ages.
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The tiger is also suspiciously absent... I'm afeared for cholly.

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speakit's picture

There's an echo in here.

blackgirlzrule's picture

I remember reading somewhere that he wears sleeveless shirts under his suit jackets when they're filming in the summer to help with not getting as hot, so that pic was surely taken b/t filming a scene or something... and he is known for being cheeky, so there ya go. Yeah it's a douchy pic, but it's Christopher Meloni, so I forgive him.

As for Went: God I love that guy! I perved on him hard until I found out that he may be a distant relative of mine. Now I can't bring myself to look at him in the same way.

Ok...going back into lurker mode now. Not much can bring me out, except these two.