Wednesday, July 8th 2009
Christopher Meloni's Double Barrel Gun Show
Christopher Meloni can't wear sleeves for too long or his throbbing biceps will bust them right off! It's uncontrollable. You know how Parasite Hilton's pulsating pussay of destruction rips off panties by itself? The same goes for Christopher's arms.
The truth is I don't know whether to rub my nipples all over these pictures while tapping my privy areas or submit this shit to the Summer's Eve people as consideration for their next campaign. Oh, fuckit, let's go with the former. Nipples out!
Here's more pictures of Christopher and his "python trying to swallow a fat possum" arms on the set of Law & Order: SVU today along with Wenty Miller and Mariska Hargitay.
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OMG - I'm so hot for his sexy.
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SLUTS - NOT CUNTS!
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~cheetos & frapp~
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:45pm.
I got fleas from a cougar I met on sugarmommamatch.com. Eva, you owe me an apology and a bottle of Hartz Mountain Pine Scented Flea & Tick Shampoo.
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TEAM VALTREX!
I got fleas from a cougar I met on sugarmommamatch.com. Eva, you owe me an apology and a bottle of Hartz Mountain Pine Scented Flea & Tick Shampoo.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
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I just GOTTA say... I'm lovin' your FLO lately... those commercials crack me UP! Almost makes me want the insurance..... nah...
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
Submitted by eva2009 on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:37pm.
So I can date a cougar on sugarmommasnatch, huh? What if I only date leopards?
Asshole.
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Moo!
@ Sugaroo
Fine enough more Meloni for me! A friend of mine lives down the street from him and sees him all the time. I keep asking him for an autograph for me but he won't do it *mad face*
"Oh, fuckit, let's go with the former. Nipples out!"
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MK - - YOU KILL ME!!!! I love it... BUT, I think he's gone tooooo far ...
I agree with Sugaroo... now grow your head to match!
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
I know I'll get shanked for this, but:
Head too small for body
Seven head
Bat ears
No.
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Moo!
Now THIS is a man. You can keep those twinky boys like Efron or that Twilight kid. Um , can I have them and him ? just wondering...
He looks like one of those business men who chimp out if they're at Subway around 12:33pm or so and the sandwich artist doesn't get their BLT toasted just right. Having said that, I wish I had arms like his. I would flex a lot or move heavy objects just for the sake of moving them.
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Work it, baby.
Them Italian boys are hotties, and I esp. love my blue-eyed ones! They can be temperamental(sp?) and moody, but literally worth the "ride." That's one of the reasons Meloni is my avatar -- one yummy Italian boy.
I have season 2,5,6, and 7 of svu on dvd. Melonis okay.. but the real panty creamer of the show would be Richard Belzer. Now THATS a man
I agree Ihearthaters...if, I had to choose I would pick Mariska. But, he kinda looks like he would throw you around, pull your hair a little and thats what makes him hot. *fans self wonders if I really said that aloud*
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*Blondeface*
You need to see him in the full monte in HBO's OZ. DAYUM!
WORD this is a real man
I want to have a threesome with Christopher Meloni and Mariska Hargitay. Actually, I think I just want to do Mariska.
Now THIS is a man. You can keep those twinky boys like Efron or that Twilight kid.
I could get more hot & bothered over Mariska honestly. I don't get his appeal. Oh well, different strokes!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Very fond memories of a completely nude Chris Meloni as Chris Keller in the HBO show 'OZ'
*Sighs*
...*Drools*
Damn, I miss that show!
Lots of hot, naked men, having hot, dirty prison sex!
been hot for this man since he was on Oz
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as --- http://www.SugarBabyMeet.com/---
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 7:48pm.
Aw heck yeah. I am MAD for Eliot Stabler.
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"I'm just going to stop at the 24-hour donut shop and then go home."
"What are you depressed about? Or celebrating?"
Yep, that's a douchebag pose alright, but oh my God, the HAWTNESS! I hope he takes off his shirt this season; I hate it when he's fully dressed.
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"I'm just going to stop at the 24-hour donut shop and then go home."
"What are you depressed about? Or celebrating?"
thlayly5 on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 7:47pm
HOLY CRAP!
Where have you been????
WELKUM BACK!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
angel, I often find myself wondering about the weirdest things. :)
He is hot though, he just needs to stop with the posing.
But I still think he's sexy. I like it when he gets all "angry Dad" on a bitch.
♥ Threadkilla!
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I love him. Yum.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 7:37pm.
I wonder if he goes around on set all day flexing and the rest of the cast just roll their eyes.
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Ha! I was wondering that, myself!
♥ Threadkilla!
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This man can toss me around his bed anytime he wants.
Dammit, my Went was just down the street from me and I missed it?! I don't care if he gained weight, more for me to lurve!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 7:18pm.
LOL @ Mike.
+1
Me likey some Christopher Meloni.... have any of you ho's ever seen his cute story-telling thing on Noggin? Some story about "My Toes Are Out To Get Me"....I'd like to be lying sick in bed and have him read to me....
oh my god. that just made my nether regions tingle. sorry tmi.
but
oh.my.god. *drooooooool*
I wonder if he goes around on set all day flexing and the rest of the cast just roll their eyes.
Me too MissJane!!
Scrolled down and was quickly sobered up by the Caption This pic; I'm out. A lovely night to all.
Wow! He doesn't do anything for me, but those arms are wicked!
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“He who hesitates, doesn't get laid.”
--Brian Kinney
No. Really.
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Sexay!
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A sleeveless dress shirt- WTH??
Mariska is the hotness as usual.
I agree...Mariska is HOTTTTTTTTTT. And no offense Moist for Meloni but the word Moist...skeeves me out.
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*Blondeface*
Popeye? LOLOLOL, joe!! "Spinach, mate".
damn, i love me some chris, but...all he needs is a pair of leopard print pants and i will be so done with him....
mariska is lovely as always...
wenty looks well fed...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
WOW! I had no idea he was muscular. Don't care for the sunburned armpits pose, but WOW none the less.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Good lord that man is HAWT. I am licking my screen.
Ugh, Christopher, put those away. He looks like Popeye. And I don't mean that in a good way.
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High Road Easy
G'evening all.
*sigh* I love Mariska, don't know why, I just do...
From what I can see, her boy is cuteness.
Meloni used to quiver my loins, not so much now: the "tool" factor has been added to the equation.
Miller could turn out to be a great addition.
OOOH MYYYYYY!!
My loins are on Fire.
i will not tolarate fatness wentworth
LOL @ Mike.
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*Blondeface*
I heard the rippling effect of his biceps caused Mariska Hargitay's other lung to collapse. :(
Submitted by slappyou on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 5:10pm.
Lady caca. The body of an Angel and the face to protect it.