Thursday, July 9th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Miko Brando - Son of Marlon, former bodyguard of Michael Jackson, avid Hawaiian shirt collector, sidekick of Larry King and star of Dickie Roberts! Okay, he played a car valet, but he stole the show. AND Miko was also an extra in the Thriller video.
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Blanket looks a lot like him!
he's marlon brando's son so of course he's going to be one helluva person!
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Awwwwwww... he's so cute! In a chubby, teddy bearish older man kind of way!
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Damn! Damn Marlon! Just damn!
Submitted by tomahawk on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 10:35am.
man, would i be depressed if marlon brando was my father and i turned out to be a mole. or hedgehog? or mole-hedgehog brando. ouch
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Yikes, ITA...Marlon was hot in his day & this guy was never good looking.
*cue Hawaii Five-O theme song*
Book em, Danno!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
And Miko acts as if he has no idea what MJ was injecting?
Bitch, please!
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i would like to nominate DARVA CONGER for the next HSL. This natural beauty was the first reality show train wreck who married a multimillinoaire then filed for divorve under the guise of a morality conflict who then posed for playboy afterward. It would make my morning!
How much you wanna bet that Miko is Blanket's bio father? Look at Blanket then look at Miko...okay?
man, would i be depressed if marlon brando was my father and i turned out to be a mole. or hedgehog? or mole-hedgehog brando. ouch
Nooo . He is soooo not. Are you serious? Marlon was drop dead gorg in black and whites. ( movies ).
My bad he's Australian I think!
LMAO! Michael you are sick! I like Miko he seems sweet. LOL!"Sidekick of Larry King". I can't believe you made him Hot Slut of the Day!
I do however nominate someone else! Does anyone ever watch the Magic Bullet infomercials? With the British guy and blond lady? Mick and Mimi? Those commercials are fucking stupid hilarious! That guy needs to be Hot Slut of the Day! PLUS magic bullet is also a brand of dildos! LMAO!
Miko is kinda cute.
Looks like Marlon had 9 bio kids and 3 adopted kids, by quite a few baby mommas. Miko's mom sounds Hispanic, not Polynesian:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marlon_Brando#Children
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buy 1 hawaiian shirt, get 19 free
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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 9:04am.
How many Polynesian women did Brandon knock up??
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All of them? :-)
How many Polynesian women did Brandon knock up??
Blanket looks like Michael, especially his eyes.
'Avid Hawaiian shirt collector' LMAO idkwtf but that is hysterical. Classic.
I also think that Blanket (omg he is SO FEAKIN CUTE) looks JUST like M.J. It has to be his kid.
<"Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 8:44am.
Love this guy. But yeah, where was he when MJ was killing himself with frickin anesthesia?!">
Out gathering in the "special private" MJ schoolbus, is a good bet.
Holy crap. Y'all are cracking me up in this thread! And what a hot grandkid Marlon Brando had. I'd be a little wary of dipping into that gene pool though. This guy looks like he has a sweet side to him. Nice smile. Bright shirt.
Love this guy. But yeah, where was he when MJ was killing himself with frickin anesthesia?!
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He should have taken better care of his friend.
I swear Prince Jr (aka Blanket) is Miko's son! They sure look alike!
I would not be surprised if he was.
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He looks like he's be a ton of fun to party with!
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 7:35am.
SHAME! Marlon Brando couldof had some really hot children if he wasn't busy fucking his housekeepers!
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His daughter (who committed suicide) was gorgeous.
Didn't he have a ton of kids, with various women?
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 7:35am.
BAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 7:42am.
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Haha, true! Marlon had entered Jabba the Hut territory by the time he died.
Larry King sidekick -- he is like Larry's own Geraldo Rivera!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 7:39am.
Jimmy, he does, however, have some hot grandchildrem.
http://frillr.com/files/images/tuki2.jpg
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I think they're all hot to begin with (Marlon in a Streetcar Named Desire - hello!!). They just don't seem to age very well :|
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Jimmy, he does, however, have some hot grandchildrem.
http://frillr.com/files/images/tuki2.jpg
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 7:34am.
He looks like he'd be fun and I'm sure he has plenty of juicy stories.
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SHAME! Marlon Brando couldof had some really hot children if he wasn't busy fucking his housekeepers!
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For some reason, he makes me want to yell "Da plane, boss! Da plane!"
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I agree, angel. He looks like he'd be fun and I'm sure he has plenty of juicy stories.
Not that he looks like a stoner, necessarily, but he does have a look about like he KNOWS all the stoners.
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...and future author.
He's so cute! I bet he gets good weed.
If I was new in town, I'd ask him first.
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