Thursday, July 9th 2009
The Biggest Glittery Gay Of YouTube Strikes Again
Sasha Fierce cranks out a video every week and here's her latest one for "Sweet Dreams (ARE NOT Made Of These)." This could easily be used a promo for season 2 of RuPaul's Drag Race, because Sasha Fierce is dragging it up for HER LIFE. Sasha's tuck game cannot be beat!
I hope Papa Knowles gave Basement Baby an extra 5-minutes to play with her stick friends in the backyard for editing this video on her DOS machine. She deserves it.
I also like the cameo by CP3-Tranny at the very end. It was a nice touch. FACE! BEAUTY! FACE! I GIVE FACE!
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Ugh. I listened to her CD and the only song I like is Radio. Basement Baby's CD is actually better.
She may have been raised upper class but she wasn't raised WITH class.
kanderso:
beyonce or solange is that you? pathetic.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Complete and utter crap. her voice is like a needle being ripped across a record EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
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Isn't it Bromantic?
by kanderso:
And at least she doesn't walk around claiming to be a SIZE 2 (Kim KardASSian, my side-eye is directed at your fat butt).
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no, she claims to be a size 8, which is a big fat UBER lie.
where would be without the single ladies dance?
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i think the world could do without another stupid pop dance from her don't you? i do.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 10:25am.
Holy shit, Beyonce is not fat. She is a gigantic woman in height and has lots of curves
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She is 5'6" MAX. Only someone from some backwater Chinese village thinks that's GIGANTIC. Heck Ebony's March 2009 issue claims that Beyaki is 5'3" and wears 6 inch heels!!!
@Plecostomus
LMAO at 'she turns into a Golden Calf'
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Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy.
For the benefit of those who were spared the agony, it was three minutes of the bish lurching and swaying like a drunken cow teetering on her first high heels, as the backup dancers gamely tried to keep out of her way lest they be pancaked.
In the end, she turns into a Golden Calf. They cut out the part where Moses comes down and breaks the stone tablets over her weave, though.
POST OF THE DAY!
Should I consider myself lucky I saw the vid before they pulled it ? (No doubt as a service to humanity.)
For the benefit of those who were spared the agony, it was three minutes of the bish lurching and swaying like a drunken cow teetering on her first high heels, as the backup dancers gamely tried to keep out of her way lest they be pancaked.
In the end, she turns into a Golden Calf. They cut out the part where Moses comes down and breaks the stone tablets over her weave, though.
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Bottom-feeder.
Still, if current trends continue, I see her serving as a judge on one of those reprehensible reality "talent" shows and "mentoring" various contestants with their work, condescendingly offering them sage advice as if her dancing and singing don't suck. Maybe she can do a show called "America's Next Top Trannytainer" and be like Tyra where in the show is ostensibly about finding new talent, but she finds a way to make every conceivable situation to be about herself and feeding her colossal ego and forehead.
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Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 10:25am.
We'd still have the Single Ladies dance, even if Beowulf wasn't around.
It has been doing the rounds in various forms for years. She's an evil culture vulture.
Pure, unadulterated trash.
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I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
When is Beyonce gonna disappear? I can't stand the woman anymore. She is overexposed, whetever you turn she is there and her shit is all the same! I think she should go away for a VERY long time, maybe swap places with Basement Baby or something. I'm over this bitch. STOP THE BEYONCE OVERLOAD NOW!!
Submitted by Lala11_7 on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 10:38am.
Hahaha, I used to totally record things with my sister. We have a version of 'Respect' that would make your ears bleed. Too funny...
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
When I was young..."Great America" had these kiosks where you could make these REALLY shitty records and pass them out to your loved ones...(who would promptly give you the "evil side eye" and use that shit as coasters for their coffee tables)
I swear, it looks like Bey went to a place like that for ALL of the videos from her latest album...
How about some...ORIGINALITY!!! I'm not asking for that in her music...HEAVENS FORBID...but can't I get it in the friggin' videos?!?!
When did webster's change the definition of diva? It was used in highest regard toward someone who was to be revered and now it is just aimed at demanding, no-class ghetto w(b)itches who don't know silk from polyester.
Submitted by Mawy on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 10:08am.
And if she's so talented, why does she feel the need to always shake her stuff so much?
She wants to be Tina Turner. I got news for her - there is only ONE Tina!
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oh great, they took the video down, fuckers
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Damn it! I wish I could see this right now. :(
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“He who hesitates, doesn't get laid.”
--Brian Kinney
Is she trying to get more gay and drag fans?
her moves are played out and wtf is wrong with her skin?
is she white,latina or black? looks like shes trying to be all
hopefully this trick is not bleaching herself cuz she been looking very unrealistic lately
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Holy shit, Beyonce is not fat. She is a gigantic woman in height and has lots of curves, but her body is not flabby or fatty in the slightest - she is very solidly built. And if she's such a nasty Lane Bryant fat ass, why do 95% of men find her so sexy? Pfft, she ain't fat. And at least she doesn't walk around claiming to be a SIZE 2 (Kim KardASSian, my side-eye is directed at your fat butt).
I love her because she has more confidence (cockiness) than any other pop star out there and it never fails to make me laugh - she is a true diva. And anyway, where would we all be without the Single Ladies dance?
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
I never ever though Beyonce's singing any good, she is a good back up singer that is all she is good for, she tries too hard, and her moves if someone did those in the dance floor would call 911 cause they are having a seizure
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by what a slut on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 10:00am.
I hate when her backup dancers are tranny like so she can like more feminine.
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YEA single ladies Was just weird with those transvestites.
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Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute...pre-op or post-op?"
Transvestite: "Pre-op."
Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off!"
I don't think she is chubby or big at all she just doesn't dress for her body style EVER. I prefer her body style to the size 0 anos, but she just needs to stop letting her mother dress her. Neither of them have any style.
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I am so sick of this self-centered bimbo. All of her outfits look like Basement Baby made them with sequins from the 99 cent store and a glue gun. And if she's so talented, why does she feel the need to always shake her stuff so much? I guess she feels it will distract us from her shrill, annoying voice and over produced, played out music. Not working, Beyonce.
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Submitted by Chatham on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 10:03am.
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“We're not in Wonderland anymore Alice.”-charles manson
I see she's utilizing Paula Abdul's old trick of stretching the film to make her giant hips and thighs appear thinner. Not working, Beowulf. Maybe try utilizing Paula's bulimia trick instead.
Oh, and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP ATTEMPTING TO SING YOU ILLITERATE GHETTO TRASH
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hahahaha. OMG she is completely illeterate! She was singing on Good Morning America last year and she sounded so beautiful, but when she opened her mouth to talk she sounded like trailer trash.
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“We're not in Wonderland anymore Alice.”-charles manson
damn her boobies just be flying and flapping all over the place
Did anyone else notice the support hose? Looks like she is wearing 3 pairs. The backup dancers aren't wearing hose though.
Bitch really is a chunky thing. She would be considered "curvy", but she's dangerously close to the layne bryant zone
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“We're not in Wonderland anymore Alice.”-charles manson
I see she's utilizing Paula Abdul's old trick of stretching the film to make her giant hips and thighs appear thinner. Not working, Beowulf. Maybe try utilizing Paula's bulimia trick instead.
Oh, and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP ATTEMPTING TO SING YOU ILLITERATE GHETTO TRASH.
d-nice, Halston designed that outfit in the 70's. She's probably trying to sell it as an original but just like all her other "designs" it is just a cheap knockoff.
screw beyonce man. they totally butchered michelle williams' album and ripped her off. fuck daddy knowles for killing michelle's album!
i'm still trying to make "gayelle" happen in the Philippines.
Did she have her breasts done? Only time you find someone shaking them like that is right after they have them done, wanting everyone to see them. Same tired humping-she must seriously be into strippers.
I hate when her backup dancers are tranny like so she can like more feminine.
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How do you suck a fuck?! -Donnie Darko
Her choreography is atrocious. Get Paula Abdul on that shit, stat!
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
she can't dance to save her life, or rather it looks like she is trying to shimmy her way out of a trash bag.
her moves, if you want to call them that, are always the same - jerky, spastic & flailing arms and curves. as smooth as a car accident.
really though? where does one get that strappy outfit? i want one! i don't think it is house of dereon or miss tina collection on hsn. it is borderline fetish and futuristic. my hubby would bust a nut over that.
tell me again why she is famous? the voice is over-exaggerated like the moves. is it the subject matter of the songs - kinda illiterate?
SUPER HYPER TRANNY
I'll watch FOR YOUR LIFE in any music video, unless it's "serious" acting. Especially in black and white. Madonna started that crap with "Oh Father" I bet.
A bunch of random bullshit...
God I hate her I really really do!!
Bad video, Love the titty action though. Even though I'm an assman :(
Looks like every other POS video she has ever made, shake ass, shake tits, blah blah blah, pose.
I don't know what a CP3-Tranny is, but I'd be interested in seeing a C3PO-Tranny.
Submitted by slappyou on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 5:10pm.
Lady caca. The body of an Angel and the face to protect it.
CP3 NOOOOOOOOOO
What drivel.