Roll Call!!!
Jude Law's nipples? PRESENT! Jude Law's crotch bulge? PRESENT! Jude Law's new arm tattoos? PRESENT! Jude Law's hairline? Out sick...AGAIN.
Jude Law left a theater in London (where's he performing Hamlet) last night wearing something that he fished out of Adrien Brody or Michael Lohan's closet. At least you know what to get Jude for Xmas now: a gift certificate to International Male.
Methinks Jude was hoping his nipples would be the star of these pictures, but I can only give them second billing. Top billing goes to that hot bitch in the brown sweater/coat thing who could give a (NSFW) walrus' dick about Jude Law. If Jude Law's nipples started whistling "There's a Place in France" which made his crotch snake come out of hiding, she still wouldn't be impressed. I love her. There has to be a grouchy bitch in every crowd or else the crowd cannot exist.
Plecostomus oh dear? did he used to be a woman? LOL
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Jude is so fucking hot!!! I am not crazy about the shirt, but he looks gorgeous as usual.
Um...I never think about this guy, but my juice and toast are lonely this morning and it suddenly occurred to me how hot he is. Do you think I might find his profile at richcelebritieslookingforpoorbitches.com?
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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 3:55pm.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 3:19pm.
We don't know what cutie-pie Jude has stuffed in his crotch, but nude photos have revealed - so disappointedly - that Jude suffers from tinymeat.
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Links to the tiny sausage?
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Get your viennas here. And oh, it's NSFW:
http://thebestgayblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/judelaw.jpg
All in the interest of...science, of course.
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Bottom-feeder.
Lets leave Jude alone! cuz in all honesty its not his hairline we are interested in putting our mouths on!
xo
Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://www.rantsthoughtsmerde.com/2009/07/daniel-radcliffe-fresh-prince....
First paragraph amazing, MK.
Michael K, you are the best! I'm still laughing at the walrus dick.
you are not alone,find your c lassy l over on _C lassymingle C om_ so dont miss the love in your life.
Holy Moses!!
Remember him in..eh..(I think) Enemy At The Gates"????
Hottttt...now....luke warm...
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"You--only you--will have stars that can laugh!"
don't know why, but he still does it for me (salivating)
What the fuck is going on with Jude's Righ Said Fred shirt here?
Christ! I thought Brits were supposed to be stylish...
I heart Dlisted.
~Zoe
http://www.myspace.com/misszoesimone
I'd give a kidney to hit that. yuppers I would and I will give an accurate report of dick potential.
Please please please
not quite tragic but...i remember when jude was one of the prettiest things in the room....
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
MK I love you! Thank you Thank you Thank you for the walrus dick link!
i've almost literally cum in my pants
i want to lick all that fur until the end of time.............
the bulge looks fake though
Hm when Gavin Rossdale wore that exact shirt everybody called him a fag.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 3:19pm.
We don't know what cutie-pie Jude has stuffed in his crotch, but nude photos have revealed - so disappointedly - that Jude suffers from tinymeat
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Mrs C, I'd like to be alone with a written copy of your many penile observations. With line drawings, graphs and pie-charts.
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High Road Easy
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 3:55pm.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 3:19pm.
We don't know what cutie-pie Jude has stuffed in his crotch, but nude photos have revealed - so disappointedly - that Jude suffers from tinymeat.
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Links to the tiny sausage?
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free, you dertty hwore you!
yeah most famous Brit men suffer from tinymeat syndrome.Mick, Daniel and jude to name a few. i still have hope for Clive.
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He's beautiful.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 3:19pm.
We don't know what cutie-pie Jude has stuffed in his crotch, but nude photos have revealed - so disappointedly - that Jude suffers from tinymeat.
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Links to the tiny sausage?
the "walrus dick" link goes to a google search of spencer pratt. PERFECT
Well, Michael, you were right. I guess the '80's see-through slut shirts ARE coming back.
We don't know what cutie-pie Jude has stuffed in his crotch, but nude photos have revealed - so disappointedly - that Jude suffers from tinymeat.
he can shove that sharpie right up his dumb ass!!!!!!!
Nice bulge there. That's about all I can say.
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“He who hesitates, doesn't get laid.”
--Brian Kinney
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 1:37pm.
I'll hit it... with a baseball bat
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~ the man is obviously feeling his age dressing like that! Loooooozzzer.....
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
My dad wears shirts like that because he doesn't know any better.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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I'd make fun of his shirt, but I'd be haunted by images of me from a few years ago in a didn't-know-it-was-see-through-in-certain-light dress at my oldest sister's wedding. Those made for an interesting wedding album.
Jude's nowhere as hot as he used to be, but yes, I'd still hit it. For nostalgia purposes.
Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
He is repulsive.
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Douchechill!
Moose Knuckle! yet I don't think he has been near a shower in days, ick nast.
@fritos and NoAngl:
LOL! Double take! But it DOES make sense. That's what threw me - I wasn't sure if it was just a happy accident or what...
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F.B.
Spencer Pratt = Big Dick or "Spencer is a big dick". Kinda funny IMO.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
I guess if I had his physique, I would want to show it off too. But the see-thru shirt w/o an undershirt? He just looks like he has B.O. The bulge is nice though.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
Jude is too old to be wearing a shirt like that. Only Zac Efron could pull it off.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Main pictre, girl in background could not possibly more unimpressed.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Walrus dick goes to a google image search of Spencer Pratt? Someone explain this to me, I'm apparently dumb today.
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Re: The Walrus Dick
You've been DickRolled!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
eh, nice of him to stop and sign autographs, chat with fans, and pose for pictures. and ya, i'd hit it. he still has that damon albarn kinda thang going on.
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but, then again, what do i know?
am i the only one who doesn't click on MK's bizzare links?
WTF! a walrus dick?
anywho, I'd hit it.
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I'd still hit it, crazy nipples and all...
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 1:37pm.
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Yeppers. Those tatts are wrong too.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Jude, Lady CaCa called. She needs the Sharpie back, stat!
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 1:38pm.
hi hon and LMAO! I had a couple drinks at lunch and thought it was me! LOL ;)
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by fritos on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 1:35pm.
That **NSFW** Walrus dick link was soooo necessary!
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Um. Did you see what I saw?
Sure did, And I love MK MORE for it!
Dude is trying his best to cover up the recedingness lmao
Submitted by fritos on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 1:35pm.
That **NSFW** Walrus dick link was soooo necessary!
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Um. Did you see what I saw?
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Oh Michael K, someday your own hair may not be as plentiful as it is now...head hair, that is. Jude looks like his temples are graying, too. Did you ever look at photos of grooms in wedding photos in the newspapers? The hairlines are always bad already at a young age.
Nice sheer shirt Jude. Is there a particular reason why he looks like he jumped off the page of the International Male catalog? The other day he was sporting a vest (no shirt) and cargo shorts. Maybe he lost his taste for the ladies when he lost his hairline?
I'll hit it... with a baseball bat
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
No.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly