Friday, July 10th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 9th!
Sure, The Three Wolf Moon T-shirt lures the sexy ladies, but The Lone Raccoon Sweat Suit brings you a bitchin' PARTY! - Ms Hater
Runners-up:
Is Ali Lohan turning 21 already!? - snowpiece
Now we know why Santa kept Mrs. Claus out of the public eye. - Plecostomus
1 Racoon shirt, gallon of rum, filled bong, dentures in........right, all i need is Pete Dohertys dick inside me and i'll be ready for the morgue. - El Bastardo
VIA Break (Thanks Daniel)
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OMG Ms Hater that was the BEST! You deserved to win! Love it!
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said she kept dating rich men from the famous affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m
in the past weeks. Good luck, Woman!
did anyone notice homegirl has a black eye?
LMMFAOOOO these ALL were great!! Awesome job funny ppl!!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
snowy!! congrats to you and everyone else
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
ROTFLMAO!!! You are ALL funny sluts IMO! COngrats!! El B you got my sides aching!
Eh, Snowpiece shoulda won. Just sayin'.
*runs away*
Ps- How fun would it be if MK could give prizes for the winnners every so often?
thanks Mother S
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Sweeeeeet! Congrats to all! (love Snowpiece's)
Is it just me or does that look like Bill Clinton?
Way to go all - Congrats!!!! *passes bong*
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JABIFFXOXOXO
My friend recommended me a very interesting place *** r i c h k i s s .com *** It's where
wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthylifestyle with:)
sweetest snowpiece! thank you and congrats to you as well!
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx
Excellent work, ya funnah buggers! El B's was mah fav though, gots to love a Petey reference :)
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
ahahahha I was having such a stressful morning and this has changed all that
thanks everyone and MK, love you all ♥♥♥
congrat to the lovely Ms Hater Plecostomus and ELBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB mi amor!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
YAY US!!! Congrats MsHater, snowy, and ElB!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
Congratulations to the winners!!!
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Is this real life?
"Pete Dohertys dick"
Bwahahahahahaahah
ELB!!
funny shit-congrats to all
Funny captions from all! Congrats!
Snowpiece...come on..that was last years b-day pic!
Congrats to all you funny horz! Especially my Snowy!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Thanks for the Congrats Everyone! what a pleasant surprize for a Friday morning! Congrats to snowpiece, Plecostomus, and El Bastardo - you guys are so fn funny! it is a great honor to be up there with you because your quotes always have me rolling! Thanks everyone!!
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx
hahaha nice job whores!!!!
SNOWYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
ElBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!
congrats winners!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Congrats Ms Hater, snowpiece, Plecostomus & El Bastardo. Great captions! SNOOOOOOWY! YAAAAAY!!
Congrats to all you funny effers!
ZING, snowy!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Biggest congrats to Ms Hater for a funny caption!!
Congratulations to some of my favorite folks snowy, Plecostomus, and ElB!!!!
Shout out to Team Valtrex for "We knew it was gonna be a wild night when Esther showed up in her crotchless Depends."
LOL! Congrats, weiners!
@snowy: That's funny - I din't even realize that was yours but I was tryna figure a way to steal it later;p Alas, my integrity got the better of me. *sigh*
♥ Threadkilla!
BritPics
Yayayayay Snowy! ♥ Congratulations Ms Hater, Plecostomus, and ElB ♥. Hilarious sluts!
Congrats Ms Hater, Snowy, Pleco & the CT PRO ElB!
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
Congrats Ms Hater!!
Congrats as well to snowy, Pleco, and ElB!! ♥
This was a terrific CT; thanks for the laughs all.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Granny Fran, wearing her special coon leisure suit, readied herself for a wake and bake with Santa.
Computer software showing how Hohan will age by 2010.
Snoop Dogg switches bodies with a mema in "81 Again".
Seems Micheal K's apple hasn't fallen far from the tree...
I don't have a caption, all I can say is that this picture reminds me of my future self, circa Christmas 2059. Except I'd rather have a space age vaporizer. Imagine the toking technology of the future! OK, I'll stop now.
My friend recommended me a very interesting place *** r i c h k i s s .com *** It's where
wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthylifestyle with:)
♪ I wish Santa would come more than once a year, this Jesus juice is only gonna last me a few days, and where am I gonna find fresh flowers to put in this beautiful vase at this time of year?
Bong- Check
Liquor- Check
Horny- Check
Alright start Twilight
ladlenitz
Old habits die hard. Just ask Megan Fox, circa 2069.
This picture is actually a scientific rendering of what the love child of Lohan and Spears would look like.
Nothing like a lone Raccoon sweatshirt to complete the holy trinity of creature comforts.
"My name is Betty White and this is how I roll, bitches!"
Concerned about the new allegations by a hat implying that he might be a "pedofile", Hugh Hefner quickly moved a more age appropriate girlfriend into the mansion.
No longer the pretty package she used to be Granny has to resort to hardcore bribery to get her some peen.
Three wolf moon is to manhood as sad raccoon is to getting baked.
Three wolf moon is to manhood as sad raccoon is to getting baked.
Three wolf moon is to manhood as sad raccoon is to getting baked.
We've heard Michael K talk about his abuelita for years, but finally we have a face to put with a name!!!
nudder song:
Have yourself a long bong hit for Christmas,
Let your heart be light. From now on, our troubles will seem out of sight.
Have yourself a jug of rum for Christmas,
Make the Yule-tide gay,
From now on, our troubles will seem miles away.
Here were are as in college days,
happy knowledge days of yore.
Mooching friends who never cared for us
gather near to us, just to score.
Through the years we all will share together,
If the stash lasts long enough to allow.
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough. (Fly on up there! You know you can do it!)
And have yourself a merry little Christmas now.
(OK, song time's over. Where are the Christmas cookies, man? I've got the munchies.)
What is LOVE? What is TRUE LOVE?
As a winner of love, I experienced the most amazing things in the world! Thanks for
========cougar matching .co m a good place where i meet my love.....If you
are a nice man or kind woman, I also give my best wishes for you!!!!!
Now that's a G-ma.