Afternoon Crumbs

I'm all for a woman embracing her body. But there are some things I just don't want to see, and this is right up there with seeing anyone over the age 5 on the toilet bowl.

I'm also sick of seeing Halle Berry and I don't like MLP either.

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Prostitution whore!!

Gabriel Aubry is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo freakin HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT WOW!

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 4:11pm.
I can't STAND Mary Louise Parker. Just can't stand her. No reason, she just rubs me the wrong way.

The only nice thing I can say about her is that she had the good sense to not bleach her hair blonde like every other actress out there.
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I think we are in the minority, but I am not a fan of her either...I dont really find her to be that attractive & not remotely hot at all. Maybe people are drawn to her because they love "Weeds" & because she is kind of plain looking, so they think they can identify with her more or something. She may not have ever gone blonde, which is very smart on her part because she would look shitty, but I think she has dipped heavily into the botox.

Submitted by Diego on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 7:54pm.
"know it's politically correct to think that pregnant women look beautiful, sexy, blah blah blah, but seriously, they're only sexy to their husbands or to themselves."

It has nothing to do with being politically correct. Many people, myself included, see beauty in pregnancy.

Maybe it's because I'm a man, maybe it's because I'm gay or maybe it's a mix of both. Maybe it's because, in a way, I envy the situation. Clearly, I'm never going to be pregnant, but I'm never going to fall in love with a woman and become a father either.

This is beautiful. It's completely foreign to me in every way, but it's beautiful. One day I want to be a father and if we opt for surrogacy, I hope the woman we choose is this confident and this proud of our child.

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aww, i love you now!

what a beautiful sentiment :)

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Why is MLP posing for naked pictures?

I could be wrong, but wasn't she whining about regreting her nude scenes in "Weeds" a while back?

Oh, and what I popped in to comment about is this Bruno bullshit.

We got GLAAD and HRC speaking out against a fucking movie? This is what they choose to use their platform for? Good to know they can both now be taken as seriously as PETA.

I know damn good and well after playing baseball in high school and college, after working at AF, after working out every day, after spending ungodly amounts of time to look like I don't give a damn about my hair and clothes . . . I'd be the first motherfucker in the place to laugh my ass off at someone who dresses and acts like Bruno.

And now I'm going to go back to watching the Steve McNair memorial. In case anyone wants to watch: [http://www.newschannel5.com/]. This shit is sad as hell. I wish MK would mention it because this guy was a hell of a QB.

Pregnant women are not any more gross than some of the fat cows that squeeze themselves into bikinis. Shit, at least Laetitia has a REASON for having a big belly.

It's been two months since I had my third baby and my shit looks better in a bathing suit than a lot of the heifers I saw at the beach last weekend. In fact, I noted that the women with children were actually in better shape than a bunch of the women in their 20s. (Of course the teenagers still have the best bodies.)

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as --- http://www.SugarBabyMeet.com/---

it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!

Um, normally the pregnant in a bikini thing doesn't bother me, but those pics are just gross. Her breasts are floppy and she looks ready to burst. I'm sure I'll get some hate but that swimsuit is just not doing her any favors for her condition...

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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...

Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 2:50pm.

I freaking love you. Not only because you're a delicious piece of cheese, but also because I agree with a lot of the stuff you say :)

I know I'm probably in the minority, but I cannot fucking ABIDE Mary Louise Parker. She has mega frozen cunt face. I think it's astonishing Nicole Kidman gets so much shit when she's clearly her botox lady-in-waiting. Also? She and her crooked face are not that talented. HATE!

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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn

"know it's politically correct to think that pregnant women look beautiful, sexy, blah blah blah, but seriously, they're only sexy to their husbands or to themselves."

It has nothing to do with being politically correct. Many people, myself included, see beauty in pregnancy.

Maybe it's because I'm a man, maybe it's because I'm gay or maybe it's a mix of both. Maybe it's because, in a way, I envy the situation. Clearly, I'm never going to be pregnant, but I'm never going to fall in love with a woman and become a father either.

This is beautiful. It's completely foreign to me in every way, but it's beautiful. One day I want to be a father and if we opt for surrogacy, I hope the woman we choose is this confident and this proud of our child.

I hope I look as good as MLP when I'm in my mid 40s. I think she looks fantastic and sexy. It's nice to see women over 40 working in Hollywood.

Why is Shia's hand STILL in a cast? Didn't he injure it like, over a year ago? If my hand were still giving me that much trouble a year later I'd consider cutting the GD thing off!
And yes, he is hot in that photo.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

MLP continues to make me jellys of her hot body.

I would not get pregnant and go to the beach, not for me, but somehow I love seeing pregnant women showing it off on the beach. Wish I could be that comfortable with myself.

i really like mlp and "weeds", but she appears to getting too thin and i don't like that...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....

MLP = MILF. And I am straight.
No, she doesn't really have curves, but she wears it well. I don't think she looks sickly at all, just slim.

As for Laetitia, eh...knock yourself out. I personally find pregnancy really gross, but I also find hairy backs gross. You see alllllll kinds of people at the beach, including a *lot* of people who try to squeeze into too-small suits.

MLP is all kinds of beautiful!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 4:53pm.

Co and Signed!!!

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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice

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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 2:38pm.

Pregnant women should be banned from the beach.
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I agree! And so should male, hairy tubs of lard who have shoe-horned themselves into tiny budgie smugglers.
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And short guys!

Took my proud preggo belly to the beach many times, thank you very much. A NUDE BEACH, no less. So there!

♥ Threadkilla!
BritPics

Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 2:38pm.

Pregnant women should be banned from the beach.
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I agree! And so should male, hairy tubs of lard who have shoe-horned themselves into tiny budgie smugglers.

In fact, I think beaches should be designated a *human-free zone* the only exception to that rule being (Unpregnant) Sports Illustrated Models.

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High Road Easy

Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 2:45pm.

Obviously, I know not all new yorkers are ridiculous failed hipsters who are blind and pick their clothes in complete darkness, but could someone explain to me the reasons behind the ones who ARE?.
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Mental illness. I kid you not.

Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 3:36pm.

And the people on J.J. (and it looks like a few on D-listed, too) are really coming down hard on Laetitia Casta! I see big, pregnant women in bikinis on the beach all the time & it doesn't bother me. This *is* the 21st century for goddsakes! Women don't have to be as modest as they used to be, which I think is a good thing (in most cases). I do find it humorous that they think Laetitia is some sort of vulgar wench for showing off her pregnant belly on the beach, but then they have absolutely no problem with their idol Angie Jolie having a baby attached to her tit & the picture of it plastered on magazines all over the world.
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Let's get honest here, sure women don't have to be modest in these times, but what exactly are they accomplishing by letting it all hang out like that? I know it's politically correct to think that pregnant women look beautiful, sexy, blah blah blah, but seriously, they're only sexy to their husbands or to themselves. I felt and looked totally lush when I was pregnant, but I didn't go around doing THAT in public. I'm looking at Laetitia's pics and just cringing. She doesn't look good. Sure, she can do what she wants, but there's a fine line between doing what you want and being an exhibitionist. It would have been far more flattering for her to wear a better bathing suit, perhaps with a cute coverup or sarong. Look, I'm a mother of two, I have plenty of stretch marks on my belly. I know I'd be doing everyone a disservice, including myself, by wearing a two piece itty bitty bikini in public. Seriously, there's nothing clever or wonderful about showing her bloated stomach, linea nigra, oversized areolas and boobs to every Tom, Dick and Harry on the beach.

I'd be totally ok with a few MLP pubes in my pie *blush*

Ya know, I kinda think that's a hot pic of MLP.

*runs*

i can honestly say thst Laetitia Casta doesnt look good preg and in a bikini.. she pretty but carrying OUT! wow!

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I can't STAND Mary Louise Parker. Just can't stand her. No reason, she just rubs me the wrong way.

The only nice thing I can say about her is that she had the good sense to not bleach her hair blonde like every other actress out there.

LaDouche has suddenly become hot. When did this happen?

YUM. But sadly enough, i'm allergic to certain pies. But I like egg rolls....... http://tinyurl.com/55jk2e

Wow- MLP is a true case of Noassatall.

Katie can still show emotions? Was there a short circuit?

Laeticia Costa was the IT girl of VS about 10 years ago and she prolly thinks all men still lust after her. Preggo women are peferctly fine and lovely. But I do think she could've picked a better suit.

Nahla Aubry is beautiful.

Asscrack and pie make for me losing my appetite and I normally love pie.

As far a prego lady - sorry, but get a better fitting suit if you want to be sharing all your pregnantNESS all over the beach. I suggest purchasing it in the maternity department not at the Victoria Secret catalog. The bottom is all stretched at the crotch and the top barely covers her growing nips. Hey, I thought I was hot when I was pregnant too but you don't need to overshare all of your self.

I think Leticia Whatshernuts only looks nast because her top is WAY too small and her milk bags are busting out all over the place. I don't have a problem with pregnant bellies being on display. I wouldn't do it but don't care if others do.

Shia, FUCK YOU for giving me a lady boner. Jerkoff.

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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly

Laetitia Casta looks amazing pregnant...She ALWAYS had the best breasts.

MissJaneTX

Yep. Peter's in the show and he's surprisingly hilarious in it. Not bad

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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson

Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 3:34pm.

i believe that she has always been quite thin.

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

What the fuck is up with Mary Louise Parker? She looks like a 90lb anemic. What's up with all these Hollywood women looking so underweight & sickly?

And the people on J.J. (and it looks like a few on D-listed, too) are really coming down hard on Laetitia Casta! I see big, pregnant women in bikinis on the beach all the time & it doesn't bother me. This *is* the 21st century for goddsakes! Women don't have to be as modest as they used to be, which I think is a good thing (in most cases). I do find it humorous that they think Laetitia is some sort of vulgar wench for showing off her pregnant belly on the beach, but then they have absolutely no problem with their idol Angie Jolie having a baby attached to her tit & the picture of it plastered on magazines all over the world.

Preggers in a bikini on the beach = filthy ho
Child sucking tit on widely distributed magazine cover = classy lady

Makes perfect sense [insert eyeroll here].

@ Miss Priss - Is Nurse Jackie the show with Peter Facinelli? I think he is so delicious.

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-"Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 3:00pm.

Easy. They're not from New York. They're all from some fuckstick town in the Midwest."

Ooohhh, Ok!. Well, that explains a lot.

Banning pregnant women from the beach will lead to banning: hairy people, fat people, ugly people, flabby people, too skinny people and will leave the beaches empty in the long run. Besides, that chick actually looks like she's enjoying her time with her people and seems like her huge belly doesn't stop her from it. At least, she's not looking for the paps like other celebrities.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

Hmmm.... maybe I should change my avie to this pic?

Nah. I'd always remember MK's comment about pubes in the pie and ratch up.

Hey Molotov! I agree. Weeds rocks!

And Bitchette, Nurse Jackie is awesome. Edie Falco is such a good actress

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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson

Shia needs to ditch those shorts. UGH, light colored shiny shorts give me the gags for real...

Michael K,

I agree agree agree. Shia Laboof is now hot. I don't know what it is. His attempt to clean up. Or maybe it is his wavy hair when it is clean. His 30 dollar jeans when in airports. I don't know. But I have taken notice. I still don't know if he can act. But who cares right?! There are so few hot 20 something men at the moment who are not full of themselves.

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weird she looks kind of like ali lohan in this pic...

Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 2:50pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 2:38pm.
Pregnant women should be banned from the beach.

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as should ignorant men ...

*ducks flying shoe*

Exactly what am i ignorant of? That a giant belly w/ stretchmarks and gross outtie belly button are in reality attractive? Yea ummmm ok.

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I just thought you were one of those "sensitive" types.... no biggie - being a previous pregger woman, maybe I'M too sensitive to that state of body that a woman has no control over, should she decide to get preggers. I guess we should just all go hide away till the dirty deed is done then and the body is back in tip top shape. Don't want to offend anyone.......... especially people going to the beach to ONLY look attractive.

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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.

What's up with all the hate on the pregnant chick? She gets knocked up, so she can't go to the beach now? How very Taliban of you. I think pregnant women are beautiful. Carrying a child seems to give most (not all) a lovely disposition about them. I saw 3 today and they looked infectiously happy.

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that hoe doesnt look like a normal pregnant chick either she is SAGGING and nasty

I'm sorry, I don't mean to be an asshole, but I think it's DISGUSTING when pregnant women put their bellies on display. EW.

and i felt really bad for andy on mon nite :(

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

can i just say how much i love weeds?
and now nurse jackie.

i get really sad when they're over, like a great book that you don't really want to end.

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Submitted by rotten_egg
not all new yorkers are ridiculous failed hipsters who are blind and pick their clothes in complete darkness, but could someone explain to me the reasons behind the ones who ARE?.
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Easy. They're not from New York. They're all from some fuckstick town in the Midwest.

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