Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
What barely hanging onto A list married movie actor who is always Mr. Macho was seen, umm, how can I put this, getting serviced by a male assistant director on his latest movie. The trailer for the actor was unlocked and a production assistant walked in and now everyone knows. I was shocked when I heard it because I had never heard a peep that he leaned that way. Ever. (CDAN)
YES! Finally a good dude on dude blind item. Let's see....it could be Bruce Willis? This would be kind of funny since the movie he's shooting now is called A Couple of Dicks. My other guesses are The Rock, Sylvester Stallone and Jean-Claude Van Damme?
Which television star called off her wedding the night before the nuptials? She changed her mind after having a sexy fling with the best man. (Gatecrasher)
Jennifer "Love Em And Leave Em" Hewitt?
We were out hiking on a remote section of popular hiking trail last week when we turned a corner and ran into the female star of a well-known TV drama. Having had some business dealings in the past, we stopped to exchange a few words. While we were standing there chatting, the celeb lit up a cigarette. My friend asked her if she usually smoked while exercising. Without hesitation, she responded that if smoking was bad for her heart and walking was good for her heart, she figured that if she did the two simultaneously that they would cancel each other out and she would be healthy. It’s tough to argue with that kind of logic. (Blind Gossip)
This could be only Katherine Heeeeeiiiigl, right? Where was a hongray coyote with a craving for nicotine-stained hags when we really needed one?
I had heard that Bruce Willis used to be the sugar daddy to Aaron Carter (yes, Nick's little brother). So, yeah, I think it's Brooooocie.
Submitted by PeachPie on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 3:28pm.
I recall a very straight male friend of mine once saying, "A blow job is a blow job. Doesn't matter who gives it to you." after reveling to me that he'd gotten head from more than one gay man.
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Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 11:37pm.
Nothing like getting down on your knees to get to the top ;)
OMG! Has anyone said Tom Selleck??? Now that would shock my socks off.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 11:35pm.
haha. Hollywood humor! That's why he's still an AD.
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 11:32pm.
Or polishing his 'oscar'.
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Maybe the AD was just servicing the star's ego?
I just don't get the vibe from Russ, and I sooo wanted it to be the Rock but apparently he's not married (dammit!). Imma have to go for Broooce.
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1. Yes it matters who's smoking your pole--and not just in terms of gender. 2. Cage and Willis both have hot young wives. Anything is possible, but why would they stray, with a dude?
Okay, this sounds sick and I hope that the good folks of dlisted don't trash me, but I would find it so friggin' sexy if Russell Crowe was getting done by some guy.
I'm sorry, but I would be totally turned on. I don't know why, but the thought of that big ass bear getting serviced by some young twinkie has got my mind going strong.
Okay! Okay! It's sick, but damn it's hot *LOL*
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Can't be The Rock because he's divorced and the hint says the A lister is married.
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Okay, I'm switching my vote to Cage. When a man names his innocent baby boy Kal-fuckin'-El, nothing else about him could surprise me.
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"What are you depressed about? Or celebrating?"
@MaoYen Eh-- the argument could be made for both Crowe and Cage that they play complex rather than macho characters onscreen.
But off-screen Crowe is known for boozing it up, throwing the phone at that concierge and being in a rock band.
They're both at the tail-end of the A-list but Crowe strikes me more as being "always" macho.
Admittedly, I don't really pay attention to news about Nicholas Cage.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
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PeachPie:
I recall a very straight male friend of mine once saying, "A blow job is a blow job. Doesn't matter who gives it to you." after reveling to me that he'd gotten head from more than one gay man.
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Um, I don't think that's very straight!
Bruce Willis has been rumoured to smoke pole for years so that can't be him unless CDAN somehow missed that (could be too young).
crowe doesnt play macho as a standard, he's a more complex kind of actor. i think it's cage, he's made a career of playing macho characters but is finding it hard to keep his a list status with a series of flops like knowing, wickerman etc.
Russell Crowe seems about right for #1. Or what about Gerald Butler?
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
gotta be Russell Crowe for #1
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#1 is definitely not Stallone, Van-Damme or The Rock. They are hardly A-list.
I agree with others, it's gotta be Willis or Nic Cage.
MK is totally right on #2 and #3.
FIRST BLIND ITEM is NICOLAS CAGE not Bruce.
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I'd still be smoking if I could afford it.
Yeah, I know it would eventually kill me, but w/e. It was my 'healthiest' coping mechanism, hah.
Now I exercise a shitload and eat more. So I guess save money on smokes, but grocery bill is higher. Meh.
actually, might it be matthew mcconaghy? he's still pretty hot and might like sausage 'n' jello. it gives me a nice image in my head anyway.
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Smoking RULES.
(michael sheen's queen, that is)
Hey, a mouth is a mouth to any man...
i like bruce for number 1...might explain why he suddenly married demi #2...
and i totally believe heigl is stupid enough to say walking and smoking at the same time will cancel each other out...i had a friend who smoked during her pregnancy and felt it was ok to do so, because the ciggie package said "smoking ciggies may cause low birth weight"...to her that was not a big problem...
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If it's Bruce Willis then that is one lucky directors assistant, DAMN.
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 4:49pm
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I love that line too. Heigl is like cold oatmeal next to Leslie's awesomeness.
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 4:43pm.
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Or how about...she has to get home to the babysitter because "she's such a pissy little c- *hic* -unt."
I love that line.
Submitted by PeachPie on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 3:28pm.
Bruce? Yeah, maybe.
I recall a very straight male friend of mine once saying, "A blow job is a blow job. Doesn't matter who gives it to you." after reveling to me that he'd gotten head from more than one gay man.
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I could be totally off-base here (need to put that little disclaimer in, in case I get clobbered) but I always figured that in terms of pure technique, a guy would give the best bj - simply because he knows the lay of the land so well. So to speak.
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Submitted by No Words on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 4:35pm
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Seriously. My favorite Leslie scene is where she yells at Paul Rudd for not caring about the child molesters. "I'm trying really hard to be nice but I want to rip your fucking face off right now."
Leslie Mann rocks...that is all. I think I have watched the whole "getting turned away at the dance club" scene a hundred times...just for her reactions.
Really? Heigl was the most boring part of Knocked Up. Leslie Mann made Knocked Up for me. She's fucking hilarious.
I'm hoping for Jason Statham for #1 ... then I still got a chance, please please please
Harrison Ford is engaged but not married. The Rock and Van Damme are no longer A list (if they ever were). Will Smith -- there've always been rumors. Willis or Crowe are the best guesses. I want more clues!
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"I'm just going to stop at the 24-hour donut shop and then go home."
"What are you depressed about? Or celebrating?"
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 3:28pm.
Def. not bruce willis
i dont get all the heigl hate. she MADE knocked up, that was a hilarious movie!
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Heigil shat hard on that movie and said she was regretful of being in it, and that was on many interviews SECONDS after the premiere of Knocked Up.
Heigil loves to bite the hand that feeds her.
1. Russell Crowe
2. Who cares?
3. Katherine Heigl...and I agree, Provolone...I really liked her in "Knocked Up."
"straight" men getting fucked by other men is so hot. i want to see that sex tape.
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and the food just aint no good?
i mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood!
The Rock has had many gay rumors surrounding him, so it can't be him. Bruce was my guess but I'm not sure about this one.
be gentle...
I want to use what ever glue they used on his hair..Crazy Glue?
Submitted by shut the smurf: "Submitted by PeachPie on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 3:28pm.
Your friend is WRONG!
I love me some Oral sex, but I don't think I would enjoy it if a girl gives it to me..."
That's because you are a woman and are therefore much more discriminating than any man.
Although I think a woman might do that better. Not that I know firsthand, but it stands to reason...
Yay if it's Bruce Willis!
I could totally see Van Lame Dame getting his pole cleaned by a dude. It just seems like he would think of it as a therapeutic/releasing of the tension in a martial arts kind of way.
Oh, and Miss Heigl is an idiot. Walking won't get rid of those tumors forming in your lungs!
i'm pretty sure Will Smith is very A list and not hanging on.
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Probably not right, but for #1 I will say Sly Stallone. He was in "Cliffhanger". Barely 'hanging' onto....
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Submitted by dementa on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 3:54pm.
Could it be Will Smith?
Nahh, everybody knows that will likes it up the ass.
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The last one isn't really that scandalous. It's actually kind of funny.