Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
What barely hanging onto A list married movie actor who is always Mr. Macho was seen, umm, how can I put this, getting serviced by a male assistant director on his latest movie. The trailer for the actor was unlocked and a production assistant walked in and now everyone knows. I was shocked when I heard it because I had never heard a peep that he leaned that way. Ever. (CDAN)
YES! Finally a good dude on dude blind item. Let's see....it could be Bruce Willis? This would be kind of funny since the movie he's shooting now is called A Couple of Dicks. My other guesses are The Rock, Sylvester Stallone and Jean-Claude Van Damme?
Which television star called off her wedding the night before the nuptials? She changed her mind after having a sexy fling with the best man. (Gatecrasher)
Jennifer "Love Em And Leave Em" Hewitt?
We were out hiking on a remote section of popular hiking trail last week when we turned a corner and ran into the female star of a well-known TV drama. Having had some business dealings in the past, we stopped to exchange a few words. While we were standing there chatting, the celeb lit up a cigarette. My friend asked her if she usually smoked while exercising. Without hesitation, she responded that if smoking was bad for her heart and walking was good for her heart, she figured that if she did the two simultaneously that they would cancel each other out and she would be healthy. It’s tough to argue with that kind of logic. (Blind Gossip)
This could be only Katherine Heeeeeiiiigl, right? Where was a hongray coyote with a craving for nicotine-stained hags when we really needed one?
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Could it be Will Smith?
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 3:27pm.
I hate people who smoke on hiking trails. I usually end up with a ziplock baggie full of butts because these assholes are too inconsiderate to put it out and take it with them. Some people suck tremendously. No doubt it was Hiegl since she pretty much sucks.
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ME TOOOOO!!! I hate it when people throw them out of the car, too, but I don't pick those up. I used to go to a lot of desert parties and nearly everybody was so considerate of packing out.
i so want it to be the prettiest girl in town, paul walker. please let it be him.
hamble the doll
*Crosses fingers and chats*
Please let it be The Rock. Please let it be The Rock. Oh my god. Please let it be The Rock.
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I agree with Bruce Willis for #1.
#1 could be Bruce. I met a guy back in the 90's who claimed to be his boyfriend on the side but I had never heard anything else along those lines since. Hmmmmm.
I am with Provy on this one........don't get all the Hiegl hate! I think the first one was Russell Crowe!
I think you hit the nail on the head with the last one, MK.
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Submitted by PeachPie on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 3:28pm.
Your friend is WRONG!
I love me some Oral sex, but I don't think I would enjoy it if a girl gives it to me...
I think MK is spot on today, which is a shame cuz I'd absolutely do Bruce willis (yes, Still)
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 3:27pm.
I swear, I don't think a lot of people realize that throwing cigarette butts on the ground is indeed littering. I work at a restaurant, and there's probaby four of those butt collecter things around the building, but so many people still throw them on the ground. It's fucking gross.
Maybe Harrison Ford for #1?
I'm going with Russel Crowe.
Well, Bruce did recently do a BDSM photoshoot with new wifey so perhaps he has taken to experimenting in his "golden years".
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i thought the rock came out a while ago??
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Bruce? Yeah, maybe.
I recall a very straight male friend of mine once saying, "A blow job is a blow job. Doesn't matter who gives it to you." after reveling to me that he'd gotten head from more than one gay man.
My response? A whore is a whore. : )
Def. not bruce willis
i dont get all the heigl hate. she MADE knocked up, that was a hilarious movie!
"get outta the car, get outta the car, GIT OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR" hahahahhaha
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I hate people who smoke on hiking trails. I usually end up with a ziplock baggie full of butts because these assholes are too inconsiderate to put it out and take it with them. Some people suck tremendously. No doubt it was Hiegl since she pretty much sucks.
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I think you're pretty much right on, MK.
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