Hugh Hefner Sued By A Hat
And not just any hat! A hat who is the reincarnation of the Venus Aphrodite
Demilo and an heir to the J. Paul Getty fortune. Yes, I'm just as confused as you. It gets even more confusing.
TMZ says that a hat named Sheri Allred has filed a $3 billion lawsuit against Hugh Hefner, because he hid under her bed when she was just a young girl. Or something. Sheri also claims Hugh had an affair with her adoptive mother. While Sheri's adoptive mother was boning Hef, she was also doing John Gotti. I LOVE CRAZY PEOPLE! Seriously, crazy people are a gift.
You can read the whole insane letter here (it's a must-read). Here's just a taste of Sheri's craziness. For once, the typos didn't come from me.
Yes, sir I am asking for 3 billion dollars from Mr. Hefner. He's been after me since I was a baby. Along with a pedifile organization here in L.A. When I was bout 5 yrs. Old He mysteriously was underneath my bed and he grabbed my arm and said that he and forsay the beatles and he mentioned the names of them. I asked like in my head since I'm a hat everyone in the world here's my thought's, a good way to establish peace. So I thought and I said you'd better let go of my hand. And so I braced myself again the wall and eventually he let go I ran into my parents room and told my adopted mother in which she replied it was probably your adopted dad.The Gotti man had my husband eat his pussy cause he's a morphidite. I know you don't ask what is a morphodite, my dad my adopted dad told us kids what one of them are. That means my ex isn't here in the upper story, if you get what I mean.
In all seriousness, Courtney Love needs to stop playing! It's all fun and games until a pepaw loses his Playboy Mansion and ends up in the arms of Chris Hansen.
Courtney, I mean "Sheila," quit the fuckery and go back to hosting La Loca Love Show on Twitter and finding the thieves who "stole" all "your" money!
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What a crazy cow! I don't understand what she means when she says "I am a HAT"!!
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i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said he kept dating beautiful women from the famous affairs site *******sugarscupid. c o m in the past weeks. Good luck, Man!
O man! I missed a Hef debate! Damn! I love those!
No, really. It's not that simple...or wait - maybe it is...and Google took me straight back to MK!:
One of my favorite quotes of all-time comes from the philosopher and professor of whores Cristal Connors. It is: "You are a whore, darlin. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show 'em what they wanna see."
Same with Hef - he's a whore too. I think if you remember that, it's not so bad.
♥ Threadkilla!
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Okay. Either that is someone who has smoked A LOT of crack & had the "great idea" to do this or it's someone who is horribly disturbed. Either way Hef, you should arm your bunnies with firearms instead of g-strings...
Well, even hats have rights and Hugh Hefner had no right to hide under her bed and forsay anything. And I bet he was wearing those *wretched* silk pyjamas.
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Submitted by The C word on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 9:21am.
Nice hat Captain Schtuping.
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Ok fuckin DYING laughing!!!!!!!!!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
wtf....that was some confusing shit....I need a drink now...
Are we sure the name of the "Hat" is not Britney Spears?
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Yeah, thank God Hugh helped American men think of women as pieces of meat! Where would we be w.out that?!
Whew!
Nothing says female empowerment like living in some old rich dude's harem!
LOL, wut?
Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09
My friend recommended me a very interesting place *** r i c h k i s s .com *** It's where
wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with:)
Nice hat Captain Schtuping.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
CO-HOOTS!
The fuck???
@ Melmez:
More like "The Twat In The Hat".
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Bottom-feeder.
What the fuckity fuck is that? She is a wise hat? Like the Sorting Hat? What the fuck!? Do people really have to go through this document to deem if this person's claims are real?
Wow. Way too early for this crazyness.
My head & eyes are killing me from reading this shit
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
waaay too hungover to even begin to understand this story
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
If she's going to accuse Hef of being a "pedifile", at least spell it right.
Crying from laughter!
Thanks for that.....good way to start my work day!
My friend recommended me a very interesting place *** r i c h k i s s .com *** It's where
wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthylifestyle with:)
TM, who hasn't visualized their day, i'd love a peter garbirel song or "i guess thats why they call it the blues' elton john, as on one of the songs.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
I'm pretty sure I have problems with my metabolism.
I've been gaining weight like crazy, and this is with me exercising 3-4 hours a day and eating about 1,500 calories a day...I weigh far more than someone like me should. =/
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What are you going to do, suck me to death?
GAH-ROSS, i stepped on an elelctonic scale and i was 130 which to me is aceptable, im only 5', midget if you will, i figure its all the hotdogs and shit. i consider that overweight, but eh to each his own. id rather be around 110, but i havent seen that since 05 maybe 02
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Ambrosia on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 3:01am.
I am a chick. I figured I made that obvious to you.
Since everyone else is going batshit insane, allow me to be HONEST on this board for a second. Let me explain to you what happened to me: I was in a "Playboy situation" with another guy LAST FUCKING NIGHT, and frankly, he DISSED ME, so you can go worship your narrow-minded shallow pornographic bullshit all you want, but your "Playboy loves ALL women" mentality is a sack of fucking shit.
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What are you going to do, suck me to death?
chicks just love me, IM NO SURE WHY, cuase im a girly girl. i'll just say i love boobies.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Hugh Heffner came around in the early 60's, after he SERVED in the United States Military. Hef is an American Icon, responsible for the sexual revolution within AMERICA! He saw what the ladies in the European nations were doing and wanted to take their blantent sexuality to the United States!
If you only KNEW what HUGH HEFFNER did for American women, you would NEVER talk down about him, The man LOVED women and only wanted the BEST for them!
"former NC member"
IF YOU'RE NOT A CHICK, AND IF YOU'VE NEVER IMAGINED YOURSELF IN A PLAYBOY SITUATION then you have nothing to compair yourself to for this story. Personally I think Hugh Heffner is the ICON of the American porn industry. Heffner introduced total nudity to the American population.
"former NC member"
Submitted by Ambrosia on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 2:33am.
It was OK to find one demographic of women sexy after Playboy.
The 30s and 40s were mysogynistic as fuck, but at least men thought for themselves back then instead of believing everything indoctrinated by these worthless fucking spank-rags.
Before Playboy, women were appreciated for their beauty, not for how slutty they dressed or how big their tits and ass were. Revolution? My ass.
I just got lead on by a guy last night, so pardon me for being bitter.
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What are you going to do, suck me to death?
Submitted by Ambrosia on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 2:19am.
Hef has lived it ALL! The man is almost dead...lets give him the respect he's due. Hef created the world of nekked ladies; The world we all live in today. Have respect for the pioneer of the sexual revolution!!!
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nekkid girls rule, i used to like looking at myself neekid in my mirror! NARCISSISTIC! open post call! favorite kind of porn~ i'd rather watch chicks w/ chicks- cause we're all smooth and have bewbies and arses. not a full blown bisexual just have had "a few run ins".
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
It was OK to think of women as SEXY after Hugh Hefner came along. Before then, women were thought of as "off limits". Hwores were off limits!
"former NC member"
Being a flesh peddling an old hag with commitment issues is hardly admirable.
Please.
He doesn't deserve my respect for helping to contribute to the vapid fuckhole this world's become.
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What are you going to do, suck me to death?
Hef has lived it ALL! The man is almost dead...lets give him the respect he's due. Hef created the world of nekked ladies; The world we all live in today. Have respect for the pioneer of the sexual revolution!!!
"former NC member"
and night all, sorry i had some wine (thats the worst for me) and unloaded my bs on you, its comfortable to me. sweet dreamz~
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 2:12am.
lol...um, I was refering to YOUR big day tomorrow.
But you know you only need to ask and I'd stalk you. I'd stalk the fuck out of you. Hard.
*sweet smile*... night!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
MTC, goodnight, sweets!~ sweet dreams
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 2:07am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 2:03am.
Sweet dreams TV!! Big day tomrrow indeed!
Night shandi too, I'm outty also.
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OMG, are you..are you stalking me???? Cool!!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 2:03am.
Sweet dreams TV!! Big day tomrrow indeed!
Night shandi too, I'm outty also.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 2:03am.
ok, ladies, I have a long day ahead. Have a good night!!!
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TV- you are throughly entertaining and delightful, have a great day tomorrow, and good night to you.~ shandiRW
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by shandiRW on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:55am.
9 years is a long time to at least sort out if you like being together, but you're entitled to feel confused if he took this long to actual say he loves you (or you him). Give it some thinking time and you'll see things clearer.
You definitely could be in a worse siuation (I refer you to one Sheri Allred aka commingback)
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
ok, ladies, I have a long day ahead. Have a good night!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:44am.
shandi owes about 75 Spaghetti Cats
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and 10 Hail Circus Cookies... hehehe It's gonna be a late night for shandi
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gets an early start..... :q
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:48am.
LOLOL! shandi! I thought you might have broke the interwebs for a sec there.
I had one of them bfriends... I was interested/ he wasn't... then he was/ I wasn't. We never got on the same page at the same time. But the sexay times were fun! If you're not sure about it, don't rush into anything... that's my 2 cents anyway.
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i think thats valuable information, and i think thats what was in my gut feeling. just don't know sometime. i was so eager to hear that, then it came and it was like dull nerve, not really dull just that im glad- i wasn't like overly excited about, i mean i kinda knew. ill burn a lot of bridges if i go with it. and bad news, i do love him. im just letting on cause i don't know.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:44am.
shandi owes about 75 Spaghetti Cats
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and 10 Hail Circus Cookies... hehehe It's gonna be a late night for shandi!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
LOLOL! shandi! I thought you might have broke the interwebs for a sec there.
I had one of them bfriends... I was interested/ he wasn't... then he was/ I wasn't. We never got on the same page at the same time. But the sexay times were fun! If you're not sure about it, don't rush into anything... that's my 2 cents anyway.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:44am.
shandi owes about 75 Spaghetti Cats
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can i pay it out?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:44am.
shandi owes about 75 Spaghetti Cats
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can i pay it out? ehehehe~
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
open post call!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
shandi owes about 75 Spaghetti Cats
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
omg omg, I DIDNT MEAN TO DO THAT!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK