Hugh Hefner Sued By A Hat
And not just any hat! A hat who is the reincarnation of the Venus Aphrodite
Demilo and an heir to the J. Paul Getty fortune. Yes, I'm just as confused as you. It gets even more confusing.
TMZ says that a hat named Sheri Allred has filed a $3 billion lawsuit against Hugh Hefner, because he hid under her bed when she was just a young girl. Or something. Sheri also claims Hugh had an affair with her adoptive mother. While Sheri's adoptive mother was boning Hef, she was also doing John Gotti. I LOVE CRAZY PEOPLE! Seriously, crazy people are a gift.
You can read the whole insane letter here (it's a must-read). Here's just a taste of Sheri's craziness. For once, the typos didn't come from me.
Yes, sir I am asking for 3 billion dollars from Mr. Hefner. He's been after me since I was a baby. Along with a pedifile organization here in L.A. When I was bout 5 yrs. Old He mysteriously was underneath my bed and he grabbed my arm and said that he and forsay the beatles and he mentioned the names of them. I asked like in my head since I'm a hat everyone in the world here's my thought's, a good way to establish peace. So I thought and I said you'd better let go of my hand. And so I braced myself again the wall and eventually he let go I ran into my parents room and told my adopted mother in which she replied it was probably your adopted dad.The Gotti man had my husband eat his pussy cause he's a morphidite. I know you don't ask what is a morphodite, my dad my adopted dad told us kids what one of them are. That means my ex isn't here in the upper story, if you get what I mean.
In all seriousness, Courtney Love needs to stop playing! It's all fun and games until a pepaw loses his Playboy Mansion and ends up in the arms of Chris Hansen.
Courtney, I mean "Sheila," quit the fuckery and go back to hosting La Loca Love Show on Twitter and finding the thieves who "stole" all "your" money!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:30am.
Submitted by shandiRW
We need the open post for this convo... gay boyfriend?? It might just be me, but that doesn't sound like it has a future! lol
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no gay boyfriend dumped me (or maybe hes just ON THE RAG), this is my boyfriend of almost 9 yearish thing, who i thought was a little bit booty callish, but apparently not. i fell in love with him like 5 years ago, nothing. now he's pulling this on me.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:30am.
Submitted by shandiRW
We need the open post for this convo... gay boyfriend?? It might just be me, but that doesn't sound like it has a future! lol
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no gay boyfriend dumped me (or maybe hes just ON THE RAG), this is my boyfriend of almost 9 yearish thing, who i thought was a little bit booty callish, but apparently not. i fell in love with him like 5 years ago, nothing. now he's pulling this on me.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:30am.
Submitted by shandiRW
We need the open post for this convo... gay boyfriend?? It might just be me, but that doesn't sound like it has a future! lol
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no gay boyfriend dumped me (or maybe hes just ON THE RAG), this is my boyfriend of almost 9 yearish thing, who i thought was a little bit booty callish, but apparently not. i fell in love with him like 5 years ago, nothing. now he's pulling this on me.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:30am.
Submitted by shandiRW
We need the open post for this convo... gay boyfriend?? It might just be me, but that doesn't sound like it has a future! lol
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no gay boyfriend dumped me (or maybe hes just ON THE RAG), this is my boyfriend of almost 9 yearish thing, who i thought was a little bit booty callish, but apparently not. i fell in love with him like 5 years ago, nothing. now he's pulling this on me.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:30am.
Submitted by shandiRW
We need the open post for this convo... gay boyfriend?? It might just be me, but that doesn't sound like it has a future! lol
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no gay boyfriend dumped me (or maybe hes just ON THE RAG), this is my boyfriend of almost 9 yearish thing, who i thought was a little bit booty callish, but apparently not. i fell in love with him like 5 years ago, nothing. now he's pulling this on me.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:28am.
lol Tell me about it! But now I have a blonde pig sending me death threats! At least I don't have a morphodite Hugh Heffner under my bed trying to stagetory rape me.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
....goes to open post...
Coma Caca!!
@MyTwoCents: Ima treat ya and the whole Dlisted gang tomorrow...well later on ..for some classy boxed wine (plastic cups). One more wk till I get paid. that's all I got. we can learn a new language after re reading this letter. take a paragraph or mine as well a sentence and try to understand it. cheesy puffs
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by shandiRW
We need the open post for this convo... gay boyfriend?? It might just be me, but that doesn't sound like it has a future! lol
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:26am.
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:20am.
Isn't it amazing?? I read the whole thing this afternoon, and I'm still high as a kite from it. It's like licking a frog then riding the Disneys tea cups.
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Kermit wasn't complaining.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:18am.
Submitted by shandiRW on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:07am.
So, I'm guessing this puts you in a quandary. How are you planning to deal with? boyfrind..f/friend.. which way are you leaning?
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dunno, for real i've been avoiding it? (guess that may say something?) but he's been talking to me about more serious stuff- bills, work, how much work, car payments, house, so that kind of makes me think. its not so much like how we can get away for a night or two and be on the beach. ahahaha
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:20am.
Isn't it amazing?? I read the whole thing this afternoon, and I'm still high as a kite from it. It's like licking a frog then riding the Disneys tea cups.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
im actually more concerened about whats gonna happen to my hair/makeup/cothing since my gay boyfriend is on strike.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
I couldn't read the whole letter..too much. my eyes tried to continue reading from what MK quoted. woosh. I read something about reincarnation...again I just can't understand. haha. Does this come in another language? good thing I dont work in the Court or law. or is it..work court I work dont?!!! ha..Cheese balls.
Coma Caca!!
TV!! *dies laughing*
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by shandiRW on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:07am.
So, I'm guessing this puts you in a quandary. How are you planning to deal with? boyfrind..f/friend.. which way are you leaning?
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
TV~ LMAO.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
smoking lettuce, eh? hmmm..... anyone ever try that??? blazing up would be better? but *AHEM* illegal, and all.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:13am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:06am.
I'd ask if there's any chance that is going to happen, but I don't know that I want to hear the answer.
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Don't know, but if he catches Dutch Elm disease or Gypsy moths and they tell me it's an STD, I'm posting on ESPN.com until it all blows over.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
but, i suppose infamous words? it is what it is. period. words to live by.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:06am.
I'd ask if there's any chance that is going to happen, but I don't know that I want to hear the answer. For what it's worth, I'm sorry for what you and he have already been through.
OT! Will be buying tin foil tomorrow to line all my hats. I'd add the extra BLT double glazing too, but I smoked all my lettuce!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:06am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:59am.
Just so long as he doesn't fuck a picnic table and end up on dlisted, it doesn't matter to me.
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lol, exactly!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by shandiRW on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:04am.
LOL! No! See my edited post below yours!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:03am.
Submitted by shandiRW on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:58am.
You can't say that! Now I am REALLY intrigued!!
OK, I'm just gonna keep making guesses... and you say warmer/colder, k?
Did he call you.... loony?
Edited: he used the word LOVE! goddit! Man, I'm slow.
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ahahaa, no not slow. and i got that l-bomb term from my down and out girlfriend who wants to hear it. i should be more out front. no worries!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:59am.
Just so long as he doesn't fuck a picnic table and end up on dlisted, it doesn't matter to me.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:02am.
Submitted by shandiRW on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:58am.
Did he call you.... loony?
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that'd be more acceptable to me. is this pretention i sense? ;) i already said what that word was~~~~~~~~~
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by shandiRW on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:58am.
You can't say that! Now I am REALLY intrigued!!
OK, I'm just gonna keep making guesses... and you say warmer/colder, k?
Did he call you.... loony?
Edited: he used the word LOVE! goddit! Man, I'm slow.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:51am.
Man. I watched a show about a schizophrenic who spoke to trees and animals. He thought it was completely sane and didn't understand why he needed to get help for it. Kept going off the meds and having to be rescued by his father, who was a nervous wreck about him. I think I'd distance myself if I kept coming to the rescue and found that I was wasting my time too. Still, even that can't be easy to deal with.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:54am.
Submitted by shandiRW on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:50am.
What's an L-bomb? Did he call you lazy? Lindsay Lohan??? I must know!
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scared to say. love.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by shandiRW on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:50am.
What's an L-bomb? Did he call you lazy? Lindsay Lohan??? I must know!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:44am.
For real, and he wasn't born crazy like all the others, he also took the wrong drugs. I don't worry because I lost the ability to care. He's been committed (by me) 3 times, just signs himself out, refuses to take any meds, and refuses any help. Whatever.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:42am.
Submitted by shandiRW on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:35am.
whoops didn't mean to double post!@ just thought i'd revise due to strict catholic upbringing!~
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You have something else for Confession now. Let's see: robbed a toddler, put squirrels in your pants for gambling purposes, coveted thy neighbor, and double posted on dlisted.
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confessions are far worse :( gay boyfriend may have dumped me (or he just may be on the rag!), booty callish bfriend drops L-bomb (9 yrs.'ish?) help! what the in holy hell does that mean?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by shandiRW on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:35am.
whoops didn't mean to double post!@ just thought i'd revise due to strict catholic upbringing!~
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Just say 5 Hail Spaghetti Cat's and uncross your legs.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:34am.
For reals TV? Is he a danger to himself? I don't know how you don't worry about someone like that constantly. I knew someone once that went down the 'too much drugs' road and came back a delusional mess. When I ran into him years later he kept repeating over and over again about how he was fine now... yikes.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
btw, watched 'kendra' for the first time tonight, she's not half as annoying as she was on GND- that souless laugh has ceased somewhat? but, i guess kissing your grandpa would make you lifeless in some way. ewwww, i grossed myself out. sorry, all.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by shandiRW on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:35am.
whoops didn't mean to double post!@ just thought i'd revise due to strict catholic upbringing!~
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You have something else for Confession now. Let's see: robbed a toddler, put squirrels in your pants for gambling purposes, coveted thy neighbor, and double posted on dlisted.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
whoops didn't mean to double post!@ just thought i'd revise due to strict catholic upbringing!~
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
I have a paranoid schizophrenic for a brother, he sends letters like this to our elected officials all the time. In return, they make disability payments to him. Hasn't worked in 17 years.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I think I just figured out who sends those 'fantasy' stories to Playboy. The editors just substitute Zeus for 'my nekkid roommate'.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:20am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:09am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex
Hehe.. poop
I dunno, he looks relaxed to me. Maybe the hat is telling him stories about the war.
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And he told her what the Crusades were like.
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ahaha, that made me laugh, thanks! or maybe a delightful tale of jesus?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:20am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:09am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex
Hehe.. poop
I dunno, he looks relaxed to me. Maybe the hat is telling him stories about the war.
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And he told her what the Crusades were like.
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ahaha, that made me laugh, thanks! or maybe a tale of jesus, when he was or was not on earth, perhaps?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Any relation to Gloria?
Love that she signed with a big ole X. That really is the icing on th cake.
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And there known to be a rabbit some are jack's and some are hair's, and some are known as thumber as in that movie from walt Disney bambi. - Sheri Allred
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:09am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex
Hehe.. poop
I dunno, he looks relaxed to me. Maybe the hat is telling him stories about the war.
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And he told her what the Crusades were like.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
fuzzyslippers:
oh britneyscommingback was britney all the way no doubt about that!
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Submitted by Team Valtrex
Hehe.. poop
I dunno, he looks relaxed to me. Maybe the hat is telling him stories about the war.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 8:47pm.
Submitted by sexygirls on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 8:07pm.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
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If the sugar baby is a hat, then I guess so, apparently.
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LMFAO!!!
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
He looks lost without his employees there to swab his poopdeck.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Ok, first of all..... Eh, what are you talking about people aren't just born crazy. YES THEY ARE!! Also, u guys are all sorts of dumb if u think that a lawyer filed this shit. EVERYONE has access to the courts whether you have a lawyer or not - you don't NEED a lawyer. At least that's how it goes in Canada, and I'm pretty sure it's the same in the U.S.
I just love this site! I was totally going to ask if Courtney Love wrote that!
I hate dumb crazy bitches.